Ok so now my neighbors are assholes playing with death

[Infinite]

Yesterday one of my dogs had a rather large bone in his mouth.. didnt really think much of it.. its a bone

so last night when i get beck from the V all of my dogs (7) are fighting over another even bigger bone. i take it away and set it on the table.

heres the thing. we havent eaten anything that had a bone in it that big in the first place. nor would we lay it out where its the first things the dogs see when they run down the stairs. also, if it was an animal that died. my dogs would have found it long before now when its bare bone.

and one of the bones had been cut, like a lamb shank or something.

next morning there's vomit and shit all over the house. so i guess one of my nieghbors thought it would be funny to try and poision my dogs. i know who it is and they aren't gonna be very happy here soon.:2up:

[Ran]

Put this in an envelope then place it in their mail.

[~The_Duke~]

Damn dude, that has lawsuit\arrest written on it...

[thinkfast®]

hells yea homey show em whos boss

http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/gangsta.jpg

[Infinite]

actually that has run through with a mossberg 500 written all over it. either that or im gonna shoot their dogs as they walk past my house

[Infinite]

Put this in an envelope then place it in their mail.

haha, its a pissy old german couple. i doubt they have any family left. lol

[thinkfast®]

shoot the dogs man, policeman shows up "officer I was being attacked"

[Infinite]

mhmm

we've already called the cops. they are gonna come by for the bone and run it through trace and see just what the hell was done to it.

[~The_Duke~]

shoot the dogs man, policeman shows up "officer I was being attacked"

lol damn straight...

Infinite what kind of dogs do they have?

[Ltdnismorace]

feed their dogs alka seltzer, lots of it

[Infinite]

they have two collie's
poor dogs. they make them wear raincoats. boots and their own umbrellas when it rains. they hate our dogs because we have 3 big (80lb dogs) and they bark alot with the 4 other little ones

i could technically call it a mercy killing

[Crazy Asian]

You know what you should do....let a hungry country korean bastard into their yard where their dogs at. That should be interesting.

[thinkfast®]

yea their dogs had it coming, just tell em they were excessive ankle biters

either that or punt them lil runts into traffic

[~The_Duke~]

they have two collie's
poor dogs. they make them wear raincoats. boots and their own umbrellas when it rains. they hate our dogs because we have 3 big (80lb dogs) and they bark alot with the 4 other little ones

i could technically call it a mercy killing

no kidding...

I was going to say if they had a smaller dog I would just let you borrow my pellet rifle and it would fuck them up pretty good, but it would prolly just piss the collie off...

[Infinite]

bahahha
and video tape it

[Infinite]

i think a 12gauge pump with #4 buckshot would do quite nicely :D

[~The_Duke~]

i think a 12gauge pump with #4 buckshot would do quite nicely :D

lol there isnt going to be any collie left just lil pcs to feed to your dogs...

[Ran]

You know what you should do....let a hungry country korean bastard into their yard where their dogs at. That should be interesting.I'm game. :yes:

[Infinite]

lol. i can just see ran walking up with a knife staring at the dog. :lmfao:

duke, that is the overall point of this excercise :devil:

[IndianStig]

Thats fucked up.

Fuck them over, good.

[Infinite]

i plan on it

[hemi]

Forget shooting the dog with a pellet gun the dog didn't do anything...

Shoot the old folks with it...

[Infinite]

that had crossed my mind. sniper ftw

[Crazy Asian]

MM dog soup...OMG AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD AFTER WE KILL THEIR DOGS AND MAKE SOUP OUT OF IT!! We should give it to them as a peace treaty like Cartman did to that guy's parent. AHAHAHAHHHAAHA They be like mmm this is delicious. I know its your dogs that taste the best in the soup.

[~The_Duke~]

that had crossed my mind. sniper ftw

The issue is my pellet rifle shoot about 200-400 FPS slower than a 22 long rifle...

I would just a normal pump BB gun to shoot the old folks with it will still leave a nasty ass welt and bruis from it...

[Infinite]

i may be able to find some simunition

[eViLMunkey]

That shit is wrong you never mess with someone's dog

[Infinite]

right now its just one of the hound dogs and one of the rat terriers thats sick. im really tired of picking up liquid shit

[eViLMunkey]

Yeah that is annoying you can also notify the humane society about this too and if they dont do anything drop some lsd in one of their drinks :goodjob:

[Fast Shadow]

next morning there's vomit and shit all over the house. so i guess one of my nieghbors thought it would be funny to try and poision my dogs. i know who it is and they aren't gonna be very happy here soon.:2up:

Are you sure? My dog found a bone outside once, it made her sick like that (puking a lot) because the bone was just nasty and she normally isn't allowed to have them.

[BiH1320]

lmao at thinkfast's picture. hahaha

[Infinite]

yea im sure. it was two and they were rather large and just appeared. its not like they dug them up. they were laying out in the middle of the yard on a pile of leaves...

these are the same neighbors that called and bitched about how loud my car was. and apparently the cop told them to punt because there isnt a sound ordinance in forsyth county. and i quote the officer "it isnt illegal to have a loud car"

[SL65AMG]

seriously.... take the bone and fucking beat the over the head with it.

[Sushi]

Airerate there lawn for free then get a bag of salt and walk around pouring it all over there lawn. I'm sure they wont be able to sell a house that cant grow grass around it.

[~The_Duke~]

Airerate there lawn for free then get a bag of salt and walk around pouring it all over there lawn. I'm sure they wont be able to sell a house that cant grow grass around it.

lol good stuff

That reminds me of something else you could do, but then you would have to smell it also...

right before it is supposed to ran go get some powdered milk and dump it all over their lawn...then let the rain do the rest...

[ahmonrah]

Put this in an envelope then place it in their mail.http://forums.importatlanta.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=81200&stc=1 :lmfao: that'll scare 'em. i'm for real. that's some weird shit,

http://forums.importatlanta.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=81200&stc=1

[Infinite]

lol, i may stick that in the box. and then the powdered milk thing is good.. i'm never home so its not like it would matter

[HalfBaked]

Wait, you have 6 dogs?

[Killer]

before taking action wait and make sure the bone has something on it...

they may have thrown the bone out there to shut the dogs up.. hell, i gave one to my pup straight from the store and i two was picking up liquid shit.. FROM MY BEDROOM!!!... TWICE IN ONE NIGHT!!!!!!!! (worse smell ever.)

if it comes back that they did do it.... do what u must, just remember... u've put this in the cops hands.. so if something happens to their dogs... don't u think the police will know who did it???

[radarblips]

You know what you should do....let a hungry country korean bastard into their yard where their dogs at. That should be interesting.
You called?

Shit, gimme a fork and some A1 sauce.
Problem solved :chuckles:

[Infinite]

Wait, you have 6 dogs?
7

i am waiting. i just cant wait to hear back that it does... im pre-planning ;)

[Ltdnismorace]

premeditated is bad, I saw just fuckin go with it, black out and burn down their house or something