Why do girls get so mad when you ask if you can put it in their ass?!

[HalfBaked]

Seriously, its just another hole. And its tight, why object?!

[2.0civic]

I AGREE....

[2.0civic]

I MEAN WHATS THE BIG DEAL??

[HalfBaked]

I was really drunk one night and fucking this girl and I'm like "Do you like it in the ass, and she is like 'no that hurts I don't like that.' and my drunk ass goes "It only hurts because you haven't had me in it!"

Needless to say I didn't get to fuck her in the ass that night.

[2.0civic]

I was really drunk one night and fucking this girl and I'm like "Do you like it in the ass, and she is like 'no that hurts I don't like that.' and my drunk ass goes "It only hurts because you haven't had me in it!"

Needless to say I didn't get to fuck her in the ass that night.


KINDA OWNED YOURSELF ON THAT ONE HUH?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

esp if your fucking a girl doggystyle, sometimes you can catch them slipping and just shove it in there really quickly

[HalfBaked]

KINDA OWNED YOURSELF ON THAT ONE HUH?
Yea.

In my head it made sense as in like, I'll be gentle and you'll like it, but it came out like "I have a small cock."

[PhAtBoYMr2]

lirl

[HalfBaked]

esp if your fucking a girl doggystyle, sometimes you can catch them slipping and just shove it in there really quickly
Hahaha yea, unless they are like "NO SIR, WRONG HOLE."

Then I'm all like WTF.

I mean seriously look if I meet a girl and that same night I'm fucking her doggy style in my bedroom, she can't say no to not taking it in the ass...I mean she is already a whore.

[2.0civic]

Hahaha yea, unless they are like "NO SIR, WRONG HOLE."

Then I'm all like WTF.

I mean seriously look if I meet a girl and that same night I'm fucking her doggy style in my bedroom, she can't say no to not taking it in the ass...I mean she is already a whore.

HELL YEAH, SO TRUE...WHATS A DICK IN HER ASS GOING TO HURT?

NOTHING

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Hahaha yea, unless they are like "NO SIR, WRONG HOLE."

Then I'm all like WTF.

I mean seriously look if I meet a girl and that same night I'm fucking her doggy style in my bedroom, she can't say no to not taking it in the ass...I mean she is already a whore.

I almost fucked a girl in her ass once, well she told me she preferred it in the ass, needless to say she was on the thick side and i got a blowjob instead.

true story.

[ahmonrah]

that's why you dont ask.
the last chick i dealt with, i stealthily:ninja: lubed the thumb while hitting it doggy, and when she didnt object to the thumb play, a few minutes later i threw the dick in.
she was pissed later on, "how you just gonna fuck me in the ass?"
looked at her matter of factly "eventually you got quiet..." showered and left.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

that's why you dont ask.
the last chick i dealt with, i stealthily lubed the thumb while hitting it doggy, and when she didnt object to the thumb play, a few minutes later i threw the dick in.
she was pissed later on, "how you just gonna fuck me in the ass?"
looked at her matter of factly "eventually you got quiet..." showered and left.

ahahhah +1

[ahmonrah]

lirl she ended up loving the pucker poundage!!
later i located her dildo stash, and like before, :ninja: stealthily put one under one of her pillows, and when we had a session that nite, got her doggy style, and DP'D her ass.
and like before, pissed off later, dumb remark and a mater of fact statement from me.
her: ~slaps my arm~ "i dont believe you!! iknew you were up to somethin! you had this weird grin on your face!!

me: "should've paid more attention..."

[HvyArms]

OOh OOh I know I know


:clears throat:

Um, because if they're having sex with you it mean's that they're heterosexual. And, they're assuming you are too. And, only faggots want to take it in...or PUT it in, the ass.

Now rep me

[PhAtBoYMr2]

OOh OOh I know I know


:clears throat:

Um, because if they're having sex with you it mean's that they're heterosexual. And, they're assuming you are too. And, only faggots want to take it in...or PUT it in, the ass.

Now rep me

They make porn series strictly anal...so :umno:

[1SICKLEX]

WHO THE HELL ASKS THEM? JUST DO IT!

[HalfBaked]

I thought it was ya know, atleast nice to ask.

Next time I'm just throwing my shit on in there. If she screams or hits me I know I crossed the boundaries. Actually screaming is ok...

[HvyArms]

They make porn series strictly anal...so :umno:

They who, faggots?

I mean, I've heard the arguement that men like anal sex with chix because it's tighter than vaginal sex...no shit, it's an ass!

God created Vagina, go look it up. It's not God fault that your dick fills your hand, but can't fill a vagina:lmfao:


Not rep me gatdammit

[PhAtBoYMr2]

They who, faggots?

I mean, I've heard the arguement that men like anal sex with chix because it's tighter than vaginal sex...no shit, it's an ass!

God created Vagina, go look it up. It's not God fault that your dick fills your hand, but can't fill a vagina:lmfao:


Not rep me gatdammit

But if you fuck a girl in the ass, you can't get her pregnant....

[Princess12]

I don't know about any of the other girlies on here, but that shit hurts like a mother fucker....

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I don't know about any of the other girlies on here, but that shit hurts like a mother fucker....
The 1st time always hurts.....didn't sex hurt the 1st time too?

[HalfBaked]

I don't know about any of the other girlies on here, but that shit hurts like a mother fucker....
My response to that is, everything hurts at first, get over it and it feels really good...

[HvyArms]

But if you fuck a girl in the ass, you can't get her pregnant....

hmm touche

[2.0civic]

My response to that is, everything hurts at first, get over it and it feels really good...

GOD YOU GOT ESP OR SOMETHING MAN...YOU BEEN TAKING WORDS OUTTA MY MOUTH ALL DAY

[Princess12]

The 1st time always hurts.....didn't sex hurt the 1st time too?

I don't know... we've tried multiple times, but I'm convinced that my ass only works one way.

[STI LOVER]

My response to that is, everything hurts at first, get over it and it feels really good...

u can't say that, what if ur gurl told u to let her put her "toy" in ur butt. what would u say??:no:

[HalfBaked]

GOD YOU GOT ESP OR SOMETHING MAN...YOU BEEN TAKING WORDS OUTTA MY MOUTH ALL DAY
It is because of our similar post counts.

[ahmonrah]

But if you fuck a girl in the ass, you can't get her pregnant.... hmm....good point.


The 1st time always hurts.....didn't sex hurt the 1st time too? and again!!! lirl!! +1

[HalfBaked]

u can't say that, what if ur gurl told u to let her put her "toy" in ur butt. what would u say??:no:
I'd tell her fuck that bitch.

I'm not gay, guys don't take it up the ass, girls do.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I don't know... we've tried multiple times, but I'm convinced that my ass only works one way.

whos we?

[2.0civic]

I'd tell her fuck that bitch.

I'm not gay, guys don't take it up the ass, girls do.

EXACTAMONDO

[PhAtBoYMr2]

EXACTAMONDO

lol ppl still use that word?

[STI LOVER]

I'd tell her fuck that bitch.

I'm not gay, guys don't take it up the ass, girls do.


hahaha. :goodjob: I'd be like "bitch u crazy or what":screwy: :slap:

[Princess12]

whos we?

My fiancee' and I....

[ahmonrah]

u can't say that, what if ur gurl told u to let her put her "toy" in ur butt. what would u say??:no:my response?
"uh....how bout this...:ninja: ..~grabs toy from her hand~ lets forget about this for tonite..." ~stashes toy next to me for later on~

she's in doggy, reach for lube/toy...gets her into teh seks, and DP her ass!

that's all.:ninja:


brb, the nasty ninja

[PhAtBoYMr2]

is he on the board?

[STI LOVER]

my response?
"uh....how bout this.....~grabs toy from her hand~ lets forget about this for tonite..." ~stashes toy next to me for later on~

she's in doggy, reach for lube/toy...gets her into teh seks, and DP her ass!

that's all.

hahaha. :lmfao:

+1

[Princess12]

is he on the board?

Yes sir he is.... why?

[HalfBaked]

How fucked up would it be if she grabbed the toy threw it in your ass, gave you a reach around and then donkey punched you...

That'd suck.

[2.0civic]

lol ppl still use that word?

NO..IRONICALLY I JUST WATCHED HALFBAKED EARLIER LOL

[PhAtBoYMr2]

How fucked up would it be if she grabbed the toy threw it in your ass, gave you a reach around and then donkey punched you...

That'd suck.

Pwned!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Yes sir he is.... why?

just wondering if i know him....

[STI LOVER]

How fucked up would it be if she grabbed the toy threw it in your ass, gave you a reach around and then donkey punched you...

That'd suck.

oh it would be on like donkey kong!!!

[ahmonrah]

How fucked up would it be if she grabbed the toy threw it in your ass, gave you a reach around and then donkey punched you...

That'd suck.:lmfao:

[Princess12]

just wondering if i know him....

rickgiblin

[PhAtBoYMr2]

rickgiblin
ahh ok that name sounds fimilar, i think he used to provide good porn in the NWS lounge b4 he got engaged.

[Princess12]

ahh ok that name sounds fimilar, i think he used to provide good porn in the NWS lounge b4 he got engaged.

He did and still does as far as I know.... I don't have a problem with it

[HalfBaked]

I don't know... we've tried multiple times, but I'm convinced that my ass only works one way.
Has he spit on your asshole then kinda fingered it for a few before throwing it in?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Has he spit on your asshole then kinda fingered it for a few before throwing it in?
:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Princess12]

Has he spit on your asshole then kinda fingered it for a few before throwing it in?

No, we can afford KY Jelly

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Damn the freaks of IA are speaking out in this thread.

[ahmonrah]

asstroglide and relaxation princess......

[2.0civic]

LOL AT "USED TO PROVIDE GOOD PORN UNTIL ENGAGEMENT" COMMENT

[Princess12]

asstroglide and relaxation princess......
Thanks for the advice, but the relaxing part is extremely difficult for me

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Seriously, its just another hole. And its tight, why object?!
Because they dont know how to relax their muscles...

Personally I just dont like it...But I have done it. :dunno: Anything to make a man happy I guess... :thinking:

[HalfBaked]

No, we can afford KY Jelly
Eh if its planned out I mean then ya, by all means use lube.

My ex was allergic to lube, and we didn't know that until we first tried to have anal.

She wept like a little bitch when I tried to stick it in her, then she had a giant rash and burn on her ass.

It was the funniest day of my life.

[sirkus]

You've gotta find the right girl... some girls fuckin love it, want you to slap the hell out of their ass while you're doing it... Try going to cowboys tonight... tons of them up there.
I really don't like it though, kind of nasty. :/

[HalfBaked]

Thanks for the advice, but the relaxing part is extremely difficult for me
Get drunk or high.

After the first few times, you should be golden.

[lilmama6259]

OK I want to know how the hell your supposed to relax knowing someone is about to shove something up your ass? Just a question because me and my fiancee have tried it a couple times and that shit hurts.....

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Thanks for the advice, but the relaxing part is extremely difficult for me
It is easier if you lay flat and just arch up lightly...Then once he is in go back to relaxing...After a while it isnt so bad.

[Princess12]

Because they dont know how to relax their muscles...

Personally I just dont like it...But I have done it. :dunno: Anything to make a man happy I guess... :thinking:

Yeah I agree, I want to give him what he wants but DAMN

[HalfBaked]

I can see it now, princess12 will be laying on the bed ass naked with KY next to her, and rickgiblin is gonna walk in and she'll be like "HONEY I READ ABOUT THIS ON THE INTERNET TODAY, COME HERE..."

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Eh if its planned out I mean then ya, by all means use lube.

My ex was allergic to lube, and we didn't know that until we first tried to have anal.

She wept like a little bitch when I tried to stick it in her, then she had a giant rash and burn on her ass.

It was the funniest day of my life.
:thinking:

[HalfBaked]

:thinking:
Fruedian slip? LOL

[2.0civic]

I can see it now, princess12 will be laying on the bed ass naked with KY next to her, and rickgiblin is gonna walk in and she'll be like "HONEY I READ ABOUT THIS ON THE INTERNET TODAY, COME HERE..."

LOL "THANKS IA!"

[SLOWLYbtngU]

I can see it now, princess12 will be laying on the bed ass naked with KY next to her, and rickgiblin is gonna walk in and she'll be like "HONEY I READ ABOUT THIS ON THE INTERNET TODAY, COME HERE..."
:yes: :goodjob:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

IA SEX CLASS 101

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Fruedian slip? LOL
;) riiiight.

[HalfBaked]

;) riiiight.
Haha. I fixed it...

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Haha. I fixed it...
Fixed in my quote too ;)

[Princess12]

Yeah Thanks guys...

[ahmonrah]

OK I want to know how the hell your supposed to relax knowing someone is about to shove something up your ass? Just a question because me and my fiancee have tried it a couple times and that shit hurts.....bahahahaha!! you know? honestly i'm not sure how effective it is...usually said it to whomever was gonna get it...you know. like how the doctor says just prior to giving you a shot "just take a deep breath and it will all be over...you wont feel a thing..." :lmfao:

[ahmonrah]

It is easier if you lay flat and just arch up lightly...Then once he is in go back to relaxing...After a while it isnt so bad.care to test that theory again?? !! :ninja:

this thread for some reason is crakkin me up!

[ahmonrah]

http://www.sexinfo101.com/ic_anal.shtml

[lilmama6259]

bahahahaha!! you know? honestly i'm not sure how effective it is...usually said it to whomever was gonna get it...you know. like how the doctor says just prior to giving you a shot "just take a deep breath and it will all be over...you wont feel a thing..." :lmfao:

BULLSHIT! I took like 5 deep breaths and it wasn't over and felt WAYY too much going up my ass!! lol

[ahmonrah]

BULLSHIT! I took like 5 deep breaths and it wasn't over and felt WAYY too much going up my ass!! lolLIRL +1 MAMA !!
try turning pain into pleasure...it worked when i got hit with a stun gun....

[lilmama6259]

all I have to say for all those guys thinking they should shove it up there without the girl knowing just imagine them shoving something up yours the size of your dick.....now would you still do it???

[ahmonrah]

^^^that's why i used the thumb first....wasnt my fault she didnt catch the hint!! j/k....nah...nah i'm not.

[2.0civic]

^^^that's why i used the thumb first....wasnt my fault she didnt catch the hint!! j/k....nah...nah i'm not.

lol

[lilmama6259]

^^^that's why i used the thumb first....wasnt my fault she didnt catch the hint!! j/k....nah...nah i'm not.

Yeah...actually that was a pretty good hint, I guess thats why he doesn't come any where near my ass....with anything

[Kyle]

I think any orifice on a womans body is fair game. JP.

[2.0civic]

I think any orifice on a womans body is fair game. JP.

dont lie..you arent kidding....damn techies

[Kyle]

dont lie..you arent kidding....damn techies

:ninja:

What mouth, ass, pussy......
























Ear.

[2.0civic]

dont forget nostrils

[KevinT707]

LOL, this thread is funny ..

[Kyle]

Especially the nostrils.

[1SICKLEX]

How fucked up would it be if she grabbed the toy threw it in your ass, gave you a reach around and then donkey punched you...

That'd suck.
hahahhahahahahhahahahahaahah

[Princess12]

OK I want to know how the hell your supposed to relax knowing someone is about to shove something up your ass? Just a question because me and my fiancee have tried it a couple times and that shit hurts.....
Thank you Thank you Thank you! I agree 100%!!!!!!!!

[2.0civic]

ia freaks coming out of the woodworks

[ahmonrah]

Yeah...actually that was a pretty good hint, I guess thats why he doesn't come any where near my ass....with anythingnah mean??! people always forget, i'll tell them what my intentions are, if they dont listen or take me seriously, they usually end up fucked(or fucked up) and amazed!

[ahmonrah]

hahahhahahahahhahahahahaahahyou just now seeing that ?! his comment has had me crakkin up since he posted it!!

[ahmonrah]

dont forget nostrilsyeah, those are the ports the seamen...oops semen leave the submarine at. nevermind the panting while sayin "open ya mouf", dont say shit and when she turns around and closes her eyes ready for a protein shake, ShOOTERZZZ!!! RIGHT UP THE NOSTRILS

[lilmama6259]

I just think its fucked up how guys think its hilarious to shove their dicks up girls asses but when we do it to them they get pissy....

[ahmonrah]

I just think its fucked up how guys think its hilarious to shove their dicks up girls asses but when we do it to them they get pissy....no. mama. i dont think it's hilarious. i think it's rather comical when you inform them and they dont object, or catch the hint. we are just kidding about most of what we said. well.....i'm serious about everything except the cumshot in the nostrils thingy.

[ahmonrah]

*disclaimer*
no assholes were hurt during the creation of this thread. while some may be as a direct result of THIS thread later, in the words of one louisiana rapper "IT AINT MY FAULT!"

[lilmama6259]

Oh sorry I didn't mean for it to come out like that, I am talking about guys in general! I definately am not talking about you because you started off with the thumb...that normally leads to anal....

[ahmonrah]

nah, i'm enjoying this. i know you werent directing it at me. i just wanna keep this thread rolling til the REAL assholes come in here!

[lilmama6259]

haha, alright I just didn't wanna make anyone mad without meaning to :D

[ahmonrah]

ahh.....dont worry about gettin anyone in here mad...ithey soft if they do get a little upset about anal sex. IMHO, if you tried it, but dont like it and you know that for a FACT. never do it again. but if you like it and maybe it hurt, but dont wanna be labled a quiter, NEVER GIVE UP! lol

[lilmama6259]

I dont care to get anyone mad, as long as its on purpose. lol. But yeah when it comes to anal I would rather be called a quiter than do it again lol.

[Blitanicle99]

Anal is the shit! A good titty fuck and then slip it in when shes not paying attention! However last time I tried (doggy style) all it did was push her off the bed

[4dmin]

WHO THE HELL ASKS THEM? JUST DO IT!

+25 hell ya thats how you do it!!! :lmfao:

[DnBmama05]

um... no thanks :no:

[4dmin]

^ dayum girl you obviously love it in the ass :lmao:

wanna date? i mean mate...!

[DnBmama05]

lmao for the record that's not me... i just don't want a gaping asshole like that - i like it tight too and plan on keeping it that way :)

[4dmin]

i just want a gaping asshole

:eek: you just a dirty girl

[DnBmama05]

:eek: you just a dirty girl


don't tell everyone!

[4dmin]

don't tell everyone!

:ninja:

[dingo7]

I think Im gonna try the thumb next time I get some, and see were it goes. Ill prob. get to fuck a girl in the pooper. :D

[DnBmama05]

probably not... unless your dick is as big as your thumb ;)

[HalfBaked]

I just think its fucked up how guys think its hilarious to shove their dicks up girls asses but when we do it to them they get pissy....
If a girl has a dick to stick in my asshole, I don't wanna be fucking her to begin with!

[ahmonrah]

this was the funniest sex thread in a while!! i was a damn fool, although honest here!

[xLSTONEx]

this thread bores me, the fuck the highschooler thread is so much better!

[lilmama6259]

If a girl has a dick to stick in my asshole, I don't wanna be fucking her to begin with!

yeah that would be fucked up......but I was talking about a dildo or hell even one of our fingers...which btw I think is really fucking nasty but whatever floats your boat....lol

[2.0civic]

damn...this thread was wayy longer than i thought it would get

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

damn...this thread was wayy longer than i thought it would get
WORD !

[HalfBaked]

yeah that would be fucked up......but I was talking about a dildo or hell even one of our fingers...which btw I think is really fucking nasty but whatever floats your boat....lol
I've had a girl stick a finger in my ass once.

Not even gonna lie.

I've also had my asshole licked, it feels damn good.

[xLSTONEx]

I've had a girl stick a finger in my ass once.

Not even gonna lie.

I've also had my asshole licked, it feels damn good.

thats just totally disgusting.

[Scrilla]

:roflmao:

[ahmonrah]

this thread bores me, the fuck the highschooler thread is so much better!STFU perv......

[ahmonrah]

REDGTs. i forgot to ask.....did the vids i linked here finally work for you? i didnt have any problems here.