what the FUCK.. cop confiscated my chicken v. wtf

[Sport1.3]

Ok, I am driving to KFC cause I actually have some money and want to spend it on something good. I buy an 8 piece chicken dinner. Comes with 4 bisquits, 2 large sides(mash potatoes, and coleslaw). I am on my way home thinking of eating my grand feast when I get pulled over by a cop.

Cop says, "YOU KNOW YOU WERE GOING 45 ON A 35 MPH road!?"

me, "Oh I am sorry, I thought the next street begins with 40 mph"

Cop, "What do you got there?"

me "Just some chicken sir.:"

Cop, "I am pretty hungry you know."

me, "You want a piece."

Cop, "I am a little more hungry than that."

I GET THE FUCKING IDEA NOW. I KNOW WHAT WHERE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING. I just hand him over the bag full of my family meal. I think, couple hundred dollars or 13 dollars?

Cop, "Have a nice day, and drive safetly"

MY FUCKING CHICKEN. MY MOTHERFUCKING CHICKEN! I AM SO FUCKING MAD AND HUNGRY. I DON'T WANT TO EAT GODDAMN SHRIMP FLAVORED RAMEN NOODLES.

I BET HE WASN'T EVEN GONNA GIVE ME A DAMN TICKET BUT A WARNING.

NO WONDER THESE BITCHES GET SHOT SO MUCH WHEN PULLING PEOPLE OFF THE ROAD. FUCKING CORRUPT BITCHES.

[hemi]

This has to be a joke right?

[Sport1.3]

Happened at like 1....im soo pissed

[PRiMAdonna]

lol

[Ran]

~Waits for the black guy jokes~

[Crazy Asian]

Where the fuck is MY CHICKEN AT BITCH!!!???

[never_finished]

funniest thing ive heard all day.



rather have some ramen noodles than a ticket :lmfao:

[ToyoChick05]

so he stole you chicken? LOL

[Samurai J]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[hemi]

~Waits for the black guy jokes~


OOOOOo the cop was black. Now I understand. Thanks Ran!

[Nomad!]

:lmfao:
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that!
:lmfao:

[Ran]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Scrilla]

funniest thing ive heard all day.



rather have some ramen noodles than a ticket :lmfao:


:stupid:

[ATK_Designs]

buahahahahahha............So funny. You should have ask someone to drive you back and ask the cop if he threw out the pieces that you accidently sneezed in. :rofl:

[PRiMAdonna]

IA is RACISE!

[2.0civic]

shouldve told him you had a watermelon in the trunk...

[Julio]

this has to be Bullshit .. hahah

[CHADbee]

PWN3D!!!!!!1111

[PhAtBoYMr2]

HAHA that sounds pretty cool to me actually...lol i wish that would happen to me

[Kyle]

I would give him the chicken but I would have to keep the biscuits.

[HalfBaked]

I'd have spit in the bag as I handed it to him.

[2.0civic]

shit, if i go to KFC im getting mac and cheese no doubt

[HalfBaked]

Fuck that.

KFC bowls ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sport1.3]

What pissed me off even fucking more is that when he started driving away with my chicken and biscuits and shit, the motherfucking cop had dice in the mirror. What a faggot.

[Hulud]

danny got pwnt

[VegetaRules]

Two words...HELLLL NAW!! LMAO:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: OMG This has to be the second most hilarious post I've read all day. The tops being Lstone's whacky would you hit it post.lol...Vegeta

[Kyle]

Vegeta nice sig, I can't rep you though.

[~The_Duke~]

Well look at it this way...it was 13 dollars of chicken or 75 dollars of cash for the speeding ticket...

[Nomad!]

the motherfucking cop had dice in the mirror.
License plate said Fresh, and had dice on the mirror!"
:lmfao:

[south_side_slide]

What pissed me off even fucking more is that when he started driving away with my chicken and biscuits and shit, the motherfucking cop had dice in the mirror. What a faggot.

^ :lmfao: :lmfao: That makes it even funnier!!! :lmfao:

[con]

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS..........:lmfao::lmao:

[sean8564]

Get the fuck outta here if that is real that is the funniest shit I have ever heard a cop do.

[VegetaRules]

Vegeta nice sig, I can't rep you though.


LOL thanks I found it pretty funny when I saw it. I copped it off this guy on the celica forums. Hopefully I haven't offended the V-tec owners. lol I just think it's funny, cause I actually watched this episode.lol, and I'm missing it now! ....Vegeta

[Kyle]

Yeah the honda got owned so badly. They were trying to run on regular tires. It sucked that the first import on pinks got killed by the domestic.

[BTLFED]

Fuck that.

KFC bowls ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuckin Right! :goodjob:

[sean8564]

Ohh Shit werd when was this episode?
I want to run on pinks i will bring a real import car there HEHEHE

[Gutling]

lol dude thats horrible, hilarious :) but shows how some cops are. he could have had my chicken for a ticket, but we would have been rollin had he touched my biscuits

[Hektik]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA OMG I CANT FUCKING BREATHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH HOLY FUCK I THINK I MIGHT HAVE ACTUALY PEED ALITTLE...........

[4dmin]

bahhhhhhhhhhh +25

[ksinao]

that made me laugh really hard

[BlkCD5]

You're lucky he wasn't craving for any kool aid and/or watermelon, then he would of had one of those "moments".

[00CelicaGT]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: thats funny but i would have asked if he wanted my drink too.

[NewGen33]

:lmfao: :lmfao: Oh man I cant breath :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Humphrizzle]

why does someone need an 8 piece chicken dinner and 4 biscuits by themselves?

eh.. funny as hell though.

[fawk_you]

awesome. :)

[BlkCD5]

Orginally posted by 97accordjdm
why does someone need an 8 piece chicken dinner and 4 biscuits by themselves?

eh.. funny as hell though.


Well, when you Hongray, especially for some chicken, small quanities won't cut it :ninja: . I'm suprised he didn't ask for hot sauce too. Btw, I want my waffles, Ho

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Fuck that lol, Only 10mph over. Keep the KFC, take the ticket to court. Judge would drop a 10over ticket with the quickness lol, unless the judge was hungry then it might cost you another $13

[DeutscheBAG!]

~Waits for the black guy jokes~


waiting for it also..racise/i hate nigger posts when somebody forgets to log off) seems to be the new bandwagon on here for the moment :rolleyes:

[StupidBikerBoy]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[seksehowy]

haha. however...popeye > kfc.

[Sibious]

~Waits for the black guy jokes~
haha thatas what im thinking. spor tmust be white. lol....jk man that sucks. Sry to hear but i would of done the same, but if he would of written a ticket i would have to the chicken back, haha

[R.Kelly]

wow unusual pull over experience

[BlkCD5]

:thinking: if this happens to me, I"ll spike the drink with turbo lax and give it to the cop. :ninja: :devil: :bump: :D

[ShooterMcGavin]

lol i'm callin bullshit :lmao:

[1SICKLEX]

Ok, I am driving to KFC cause I actually have some money and want to spend it on something good. I buy an 8 piece chicken dinner. Comes with 4 bisquits, 2 large sides(mash potatoes, and coleslaw). I am on my way home thinking of eating my grand feast when I get pulled over by a cop.

Cop says, "YOU KNOW YOU WERE GOING 45 ON A 35 MPH road!?"

me, "Oh I am sorry, I thought the next street begins with 40 mph"

Cop, "What do you got there?"

me "Just some chicken sir.:"

Cop, "I am pretty hungry you know."

me, "You want a piece."

Cop, "I am a little more hungry than that."

I GET THE FUCKING IDEA NOW. I KNOW WHAT WHERE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING. I just hand him over the bag full of my family meal. I think, couple hundred dollars or 13 dollars?

Cop, "Have a nice day, and drive safetly"

MY FUCKING CHICKEN. MY MOTHERFUCKING CHICKEN! I AM SO FUCKING MAD AND HUNGRY. I DON'T WANT TO EAT GODDAMN SHRIMP FLAVORED RAMEN NOODLES.

I BET HE WASN'T EVEN GONNA GIVE ME A DAMN TICKET BUT A WARNING.

NO WONDER THESE BITCHES GET SHOT SatO MUCH WHEN PULLING PEOPLE OFF THE ROAD. FUCKING CORRUPT BITCHES.
lmao at this story.hahahahhahhaha

[Niger]

omg you cussed

[Nismo]

^ seriously if you dont quit trying to get your post count up with those ignorant ass comments...

[.blank cd]

L.O.L.

Sports panda bear sig made me laugh too
so did shagnwagn's.

+1 if you had a sig that made me laugh tonight

[Leadfoot_mf]

ttt

[Sport1.3]

ttt


:lmfao: this shit is like 2 weeks old, why bump it?

[Psycho]

shouldve told him you had a watermelon in the trunk...
lol

[carito1]

lol i dont believe this!!!! cops can get free food everywhere y would they steal it?!

[Sport1.3]

lol i dont believe this!!!! cops can get free food everywhere y would they steal it?!


ITZ MY CHICKENZ!!!!

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n46/skeosh/wui81i.jpg

[wantboost]

^^^ ROFL @ that pic

[Kyle]

Why didn't it censor the word fuck on the thread title or description? Ah no censors. Bawlin.

[carito1]

ITZ MY CHICKENZ!!!!

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n46/skeosh/wui81i.jpg

lol funny lol

[TeeJay]

i woulda told that dumb SOB he can sit under the table while i eat my feast and catch some scraps and maybe a bone or two

[eclipsekid94]

I've herd some funny ass cop stories but this one tops the cake!

[Black Mamba]

YOOO THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHA OMG.. I CAN"T STOP LAUGHIN.. HAHAHAHAHH DAMN MAN. . at least you didn't get a ticket