gijoe0720
12-20-2006, 05:17 PM
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
everybody felt shitty even the mouse
mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass
Id just settled down for a nice piece of ass
when out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter
then out on the lawn I saw a big ol' dick
I knew in a moment it must be saint nick
he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fucker had fell
he filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer
he rose up the chimney with a big thunderous fart
the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart
he swore and he cussed as he rode out of sight
piss on you all and have a hell of a night
everybody felt shitty even the mouse
mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass
Id just settled down for a nice piece of ass
when out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter
then out on the lawn I saw a big ol' dick
I knew in a moment it must be saint nick
he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fucker had fell
he filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer
he rose up the chimney with a big thunderous fart
the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart
he swore and he cussed as he rode out of sight
piss on you all and have a hell of a night