A XMAS FUNNY

[BABY J]

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation and said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

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Old. Also, might a add to my rebuttle, you have a grammatical error in the title to this blasphemous debauchery of past posts. Correctly, the title should read as:

"AN XMAS FUNNY"

Another thing to take into consideration, J-man, to coincide with present time seasonal feelings, you need to alter you incorrected grammatical title to the following title:

"A HOLIDAY FUNNY"

In that instance, your post title would not be grammatically incorrect, but just socially inept. Thank you for taking the time to read this and may your holiday season be great. Later, QDizzle.

[BABY J]

Old. Also, might a add to my rebuttle, you have a grammatical error in the title to this blasphemous debauchery of past posts. Correctly, the title should read as:

"AN XMAS FUNNY"

Another thing to take into consideration, J-man, to coincide with present time seasonal feelings, you need to alter you incorrected grammatical title to the following title:

"A HOLIDAY FUNNY"

In that instance, your post title would not be grammatically incorrect, but just socially inept. Thank you for taking the time to read this and may your holiday season be great. Later, QDizzle.

DAYUM!!! HOLIDAY OWNAGE QD/STRETCH STYLE

PWNDSiR

[Infinite]

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Funny joke, also. I forgot to mention that. Lolol. Later, QD.

[BABY J]

However colleagues - when I read "xmas" I pronounce it as "Christmas" - most people do. When you see "Main St." do you pronounce it as "st" or "street"? LOL.

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Lest ye misunderstand me, I shall inform you as to what I was refering when I social-economized your phrase. In these days and times, people are now being taught to not go into specific detail about their particular holiday custom. THus, you can't say "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Hannakuah" or even, as Seth likes to say, "Merry Chrismakuah." A suitable, and more(we are led to believe) acceptable term for these everyday seasonal phrases is to just categorize them all into one lump sum of, "Happy Holidays." Later, QD.

[BABY J]

LOL - yes sir.

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Lololizzoud. Later, QD.

[BABY J]

^^ Fuck you.:D