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BABY J
12-18-2006, 01:49 PM
** I'm in Indianapolis so you won't know the roads **

~ 1990ish Stang Notch

I take the "back" way (Curry Road) back from lunch today for some reason. I get to Vernal Pike where I am SUPPOSED to turn right and head back to work. I see the notch, and he is inching forward well before the light turns green, so I figure I will run him from Vernal to SR46 (of course shutting down somewhere in between or we'd be slamming into 46 at about 130mph. ANYWAY ... I arm the gas and flick the remote bottle opener switch.

** light goes green **

BAM!!! I hook hard . Acceleration = yummy!! http://media2.indycarz.com/images/smiles/dancingnaughty.gif He pulls BARELY a fender. It's on.

"mmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBAAAAAAAHHHH!!! "


I got the switch in my hand, gettin ready to lay it on his ass from 2nd on up.

Moment of truth, I see 8400RPMS - shift light, then BOOM: the 1 --> 4 shift!!! http://media2.indycarz.com/images/smiles/dumbass.gif

"BAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr "

That bitch pulled so hard I was like - uhhh --- yeah. http://media2.indycarz.com/images/smiles/pow.gif LOL. If it had more than a CAI I'd be surprised but I feel like a fuckin n00b. The infamous 1 - 4 shift! LOL.

http://media2.indycarz.com/images/smiles/owned.gif

As I was doing a u-turn in the middle of the road I could see the hazards and hear him giving the car hell (revving multiple times). LOL. Damn I felt so stupid. I quit.

1insaneR
12-18-2006, 03:36 PM
wow.

bigdare23
12-18-2006, 03:38 PM
somebody needs shifting lessions!!!

BABY J
12-18-2006, 03:40 PM
Saule Goode. I was just playing - I wanted him to feel kool. Meant to!:rolleyes: "That's how we drink it in Belgium - it's called a Belgian dip." LOL. Now when he sees me at IRP he's gonna wanna run for money and I'ma wear that ass out. LOL.

bigdare23
12-18-2006, 03:43 PM
Saule Goode. I was just playing - I wanted him to feel kool. Meant to!:rolleyes: "That's how we drink it in Belgium - it's called a Belgian dip." LOL. Now when he sees me at IRP he's gonna wanna run for money and I'ma wear that ass out. LOL.

you better!!!!

EF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ALL

~The_Duke~
12-18-2006, 04:03 PM
lol poor baby j...

WhiteAccord
12-18-2006, 04:43 PM
its ok we all make mistakes... but damn that sucks

BABY J
12-18-2006, 04:50 PM
Yeah I know. By the time I was at the top of 1st I nosed him out bc he had to shift 1st... it would have DEF been a slaughter on or off the bottle - well, errrr... pending the right gear selection. Heh heh.

The Green Monster
12-18-2006, 07:19 PM
:lmfao:

Annihilation
12-18-2006, 09:03 PM
WTF i dont c that happening unless it was RHD....u need lessons....a female can shift better than you with the shifter in her pussy

GIXXERDK
12-19-2006, 03:02 AM
Try using 3 fingers rather than your whole hand, you will have more control.

SixSquared
12-19-2006, 03:25 AM
shifting 1-4 is like cumming early... twice...

jtownaccord
12-19-2006, 04:55 AM
shifting 1-4 is like cumming early... twice...:lmfao: But it happens sometimes.

Mr_Mischif
12-19-2006, 08:47 AM
shifting 1-4 is like cumming early... twice...

Thinking about American Pie?

Bruce Leroy
12-19-2006, 08:58 AM
I did the same thing last week. Except instead of going into 4th, i went into second....... at 90 mph.

BABY J
12-19-2006, 10:29 AM
^^ Ahh - the 3 --> 2 shift. I have heard about that AMAZING technique. I never use it though.

SixSquared
12-19-2006, 10:59 AM
you guys really suck at driving.. 3-2 and 1-4.... dammit guys! Making us all look bad!

The only missed shift I have EVER done was in my 87 ranger with a trans that was fucked up from the start... and I trumped 3-2 AND 1-4 in one smooth move... the infamous 3-R shift... at 50 miles an hour. Broke the driveshaft and dropped the entire transmission out of the truck. *giggle*

BABY J
12-19-2006, 11:04 AM
LMAO!!! PWNED!

Mr_Mischif
12-19-2006, 03:28 PM
The only missed shift I have EVER done was in my 87 ranger with a trans that was fucked up from the start... and I trumped 3-2 AND 1-4 in one smooth move... the infamous 3-R shift... at 50 miles an hour. Broke the driveshaft and dropped the entire transmission out of the truck. *giggle*

And you say WE'RE fucking up.

~The_Duke~
12-19-2006, 03:37 PM
The only shifting issues I have if my 4 - 5 somtimes I would accidently go 4 - 3.

And then there is there infamous 'oops missed 2nd GRRRRRRIIIIIDDD' this doesnt happen often any more...

AnTi-PooN
01-10-2007, 08:17 AM
wooooooooo ef ownage

99SI
01-10-2007, 09:51 AM
BABY J SUCKS ASS AND CAN'T DRIVE. THAT IS ALL. :d

BABY J
01-10-2007, 09:55 AM
I SOLD MY Si B/C I KNOW BABYJ GOT THE INLINE PRO + NITROUS BLOCK IN AND I DIDN'T HAVE ENUFF. BABY J IS THE MAN, HE CAN SLEEP W/ MY GF ANYTIME.

Fixed:D

Sushi
01-10-2007, 09:59 AM
shifting 1-4 is like cumming early... twice...

LOL made my morning +1

con
01-10-2007, 10:03 AM
:lmfao: had to read it twice thinking you couldn't have.........