greatest chuck norris jokes?

[no control]

chuck norris doesn't tea bag people. he potato sacks them.

[stealthrt]

:thinking:

ever heard of.. old news?

[no control]

:thinking:

ever heard of.. old news?

i am so bored right now...still half an hour left in class, and this was the first thing that came to mind

[Repost Squintz]

chuck norris doesnt watch the news, he makes the news

[rickgiblin]

ok, chuck norris is old news... please come up to date. thank you please come again

[ka-t_Zenki]

when chuck norris does push ups he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down

[ka-t_Zenki]

chuck norris' tears cure cancer.... too bad he never cries

[ka-t_Zenki]

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket

[Hiro]

...omg

[ka-t_Zenki]

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids

[ka-t_Zenki]

Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom, "Full House". He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olsen triplets.

[ka-t_Zenki]

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas

[ka-t_Zenki]

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

[ka-t_Zenki]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

[Infinite]

chuck norris is a fag.

clint eastwood would beat the fuck out of chuck norris.. all while blindfolded with his arms tied behind his back on one leg

[stealthrt]

fucking post whore enough?

[{X}Echo419]

Chuck Norris is so badass he's the only man on earth that can have my sloopy 2nd's! :idb: :yes:

[Sport1.3]

chuck norris doesn't tea bag people. he potato sacks them.

/yourself

[The Ninja]

^^^ wtf is up with the panda in ur sig?!

[BKgen®]

he sees the dinner bill and freaks...

[BKgen®]

why does chuck norris hate public toilets?
the water level is too high.

[ShooterMcGavin]

when chuck norris goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for jack bauer :goodjob:

[Hulud]

if chuck norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down


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[Mr_Mischif]

^lol

[KevinT707]

if chuck norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down


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Ahahaha !! :lmfao:

[koukis14]

Chuck Norris and Mr.T walked into a bar, the bar was instanty destroyed because that much awesome can not be contained on one building.

[Big J]

Chuck norris built my turbo setup...................................:crazy:

[Z32redondo]

Chuck Norris believe's its not butter...

[BKgen®]

when chuck norris goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for jack bauer :goodjob:

lol NICE. +1 for you my friend.

[SloWRX]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Where the fuck were you when these were funny at the time?

Chuck Norris jokes = old news.

[BKgen®]

if you don't like it.....

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[Infinite]

http://hoover.archives.gov/exhibits/HollywoodCowboys/leading%20men/EASTWOOD.jpg>http://mike.wordpress.com/files/2005/12/chuck_norris_1.jpg
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[PRiMAdonna]

i've never LOLed at chuck norris jokes. im glad that shit is old & over with...

well... kinda..

[no control]

Where the fuck were you when these were funny at the time?

Chuck Norris jokes = old news.

laughing. but now i'm bored. sorry for trying to amuse myself, dickwad