How many Democrats does it take....

[{X}Echo419]

to screw in a light bulb?

3. 1 to bitch about George Bush breaking their light bulb. another to tax some "rich" people to pay for the $500 bulb and a union worker 14hrs to put it in. :lmfao: :cheers:

thank you I'll be here all night :no:

[bigdare23]

ok {leaves}

[{X}Echo419]

ok {leaves}
don't forget to turn off the light :lmfao:

[97prelude]

VERY TRUE

[SL65AMG]

im waiting for the liberals to come up w/ a republican joke.... or... phrase

[efman]

lol good job

[GTScoob]

im waiting for the liberals to come up w/ a republican joke.... or... phrase

Sorry, I'm too busy making fun of Bush and bitching about Iraq to find one.

[nightracer]

Sorry, I'm too busy making fun of Bush and bitching about Iraq to find one.
+1

[dELfONiK]

im waiting for the liberals to come up w/ a republican joke.... or... phrase
:lmfao:


How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: Four hundred and sixty-two:

Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb,

Twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry,

Sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D,

Thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs,

Fifty-three to design a blockgrant so the states can change the bulb,

Forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead, and

two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.

[{X}Echo419]

:lmfao:


How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: Four hundred and sixty-two:

Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb,

Twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry,

Sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D,

Thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs,

Fifty-three to design a blockgrant so the states can change the bulb,

Forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead, and

two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.
actually it's 463. you missed the 1 republican that should go to jail for lying to a Federal Investigator about improper use of light bulbs.....no wait that wasn't a rep.... :tongue1:

[SniperJoe]

Actually, you would need a few more Democrats:

One to throw a hissyfit halfway through screwing in the lightbulb saying that it is taking too long and that we should have never have tried to fix it in the first place.

One to vote for buying the new lightbulb and then complain about it when they see it ended up costing so much money.

Another to call for an investigation as to why the lightbulb cost so much and the contractor selection process for the procurement of said lightbulb.

One Democrat to call for negotiations between us and the light socket on the status of the bulb.

Finally, when the lightbulb is finally screwed in, one Democrat to report to the media that despite Bush administration interference, they have successfully taken care of the lightbulb and that the universe is safe.

/That should be enough flamewar material for a while.

[{X}Echo419]

Actually, you would need a few more Democrats:

One to throw a hissyfit halfway through screwing in the lightbulb saying that it is taking too long and that we should have never have tried to fix it in the first place.

One to vote for buying the new lightbulb and then complain about it when they see it ended up costing so much money.

Another to call for an investigation as to why the lightbulb cost so much and the contractor selection process for the procurement of said lightbulb.

One Democrat to call for negotiations between us and the light socket on the status of the bulb.

Finally, when the lightbulb is finally screwed in, one Democrat to report to the media that despite Bush administration interference, they have successfully taken care of the lightbulb and that the universe is safe.

/That should be enough flamewar material for a while.
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