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HalfBaked
12-09-2006, 07:20 PM
I brought him my car today because he was going to put new wheels on it.

And when I got back into it, I heard this ticking sound. So I jumped out and here is what happened...


http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/lifestyle/img/jul04/sedanbig0725.jpg

ToyoChick05
12-09-2006, 07:21 PM
haahahahha well maybe next time give him a blow job and that wont happen ;)

TeeJay
12-09-2006, 07:23 PM
I brought him my car today because he was going to put new wheels on it.

And when I got back into it, I heard this ticking sound. So I jumped out and here is what happened...


http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/lifestyle/img/jul04/sedanbig0725.jpg
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! sHiFt pLus WoN 4 j000!!!!!1

HalfBaked
12-09-2006, 07:23 PM
haahahahha well maybe next time give him a blow job and that wont happen ;)
Are you saying you gave Yousef a blow job?

Dear god, it'd be like sucking a camel's foot...or something else small and hairy.

TeeJay
12-09-2006, 07:24 PM
haahahahha well maybe next time give him a blow job and that wont happen ;)
SO YOURE SAYING YOU GAVE YOUSEF HEAD IN RETURN FOR WHEEL INSTALLATION?? HMMM LEMME KNOW NEXT TIME YOU NEED SOME WORK DONE :goodjob:

TeeJay
12-09-2006, 07:25 PM
Are you saying you gave Yousef a blow job?

Dear god, it'd be like sucking a camel's foot...or something else small and hairy.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/timbo1380/barf.gif

ToyoChick05
12-09-2006, 07:26 PM
bawhahhahahahahha yeah i gave him a blow job right in tha store in front of customers :)

HalfBaked
12-09-2006, 07:26 PM
bawhahhahahahahha yeah i gave him a blow job right in tha store in front of customers :)
An exhibitionist...

I like that.

Hi. Need those springs installed?

TeeJay
12-09-2006, 07:27 PM
An exhibitionist...

I like that.

Hi. Need those springs installed?
YEA. AND IM GOOD AT CHECKING FLUIDS AND SUCH LMK

ToyoChick05
12-09-2006, 07:28 PM
sure they come in next week

only exception I dont like things in my ass

TeeJay
12-09-2006, 07:28 PM
I brought him my car today because he was going to put new wheels on it.

And when I got back into it, I heard this ticking sound. So I jumped out and here is what happened...


http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/lifestyle/img/jul04/sedanbig0725.jpg
I JUST NOTICED THAT CARS SAYS POLICE ON THE FENDER LOLOLOL :lmfao:

Kyle
12-09-2006, 07:30 PM
+1 for the thread.

nvm it won't let me.

BTLFED
12-09-2006, 07:37 PM
sure they come in next week

only exception I dont like things in my ass

I guess Halfbaked is assed out then!

HalfBaked
12-09-2006, 07:41 PM
sure they come in next week

only exception I dont like things in my ass
Not even my tongue?!

TeeJay
12-09-2006, 07:56 PM
Not even my tongue?!
OMG HALFBAKED OVER HERE TRYNA TOSS SALADS!!! PLEASE REFRAIN BRO!!

bigdare23
12-09-2006, 08:16 PM
LOL@thread

Hulud
12-09-2006, 10:06 PM
this thread has potential

Mpatient
12-09-2006, 10:22 PM
LoL. . . thread starts yousef sucks. . . and now some one doesn't like things in there ass. . .LMAO @ thread

CHADbee
12-09-2006, 10:28 PM
i agree...yousef does suck.

BTLFED
12-10-2006, 09:50 AM
OMG HALFBAKED OVER HERE TRYNA TOSS SALADS!!! PLEASE REFRAIN BRO!!

FRO RLY! Tossing salads FTL! :upchuck:

HalfBaked
12-10-2006, 09:58 AM
FRO RLY! Tossing salads FTL! :upchuck:
That's not what you said the other night when you were all like

"HalfBaked come over, lick my asshole, it is lonely, please hun, I miss you!"

SICKO!!!

ŁG2♣
12-10-2006, 09:59 AM
lirl

BTLFED
12-10-2006, 10:06 AM
That's not what you said the other night when you were all like

"HalfBaked come over, lick my asshole, it is lonely, please hun, I miss you!"

SICKO!!!

Now everyone knows damn well that's not true, Mr. "everyone in the world has offered to reunite my engine with my Sentra but I am too lazy to take them up on it so I have no car."

HalfBaked
12-10-2006, 10:14 AM
Now everyone knows damn well that's not true, Mr. "everyone in the world has offered to reunite my engine with my Sentra but I am too lazy to take them up on it so I have no car."
Now thats not true.

I've been trying!

The other day Bryant came over because we were going to go move the motor and put it together, but he forgot the key to open the bed of his truck so we went and ate dinner instead.

BTLFED
12-10-2006, 10:20 AM
Now thats not true.

I've been trying!

The other day Bryant came over because we were going to go move the motor and put it together, but he forgot the key to open the bed of his truck so we went and ate dinner instead.

That's not what I heard. :tongue1:

Tell ya what, if you want to do it around noon or before, we can put all of it in the back of my 4Runner and take it over there today. It's new, so it's clean, right?

PhAtBoYMr2
12-10-2006, 10:29 AM
so you get the motor in yet or what? Mine is gettin dropped in today... :D

BTLFED
12-10-2006, 10:31 AM
so you get the motor in yet or what? Mine is gettin dropped in today... :D

The engine and the Sentra arent even in the same place yet. Matt's a lazy ass.

PhAtBoYMr2
12-10-2006, 10:32 AM
lol alcohol and kennesaw hoes kill all motivation.

BTLFED
12-10-2006, 10:35 AM
lol alcohol and kennesaw hoes kill all motivation.

Let's see...

-Bryant has offered
-I told him I could use my friends Taco to take it
-I offered to pull a utility trailer with it
-And now I am offering to just throw it in the back of my 4Runner because it's only a 4 cylinder anyway

Let's see what he says to this. I bet it's another excuse.

HalfBaked
12-10-2006, 04:57 PM
I was at work until now!

If anyone would come right now I'd totally do it.

I've tried to even use a friends hatch!

rupertaker
12-10-2006, 05:41 PM
I was at work until now!

If anyone would come right now I'd totally do it.

I've tried to even use a friends hatch!

YOU'RE NOT PUTTING IT IN THE FUCKING EK!

HalfBaked
12-10-2006, 05:45 PM
YOU'RE NOT PUTTING IT IN THE FUCKING EK!
I was talking about the r32!

Lets put sentra wheels on it! I have drag radials!

TeeJay
12-10-2006, 06:37 PM
/THREAD

BTLFED
12-10-2006, 09:35 PM
I was at work until now!

If anyone would come right now I'd totally do it.

I've tried to even use a friends hatch!

Well damn it, if you would have called me then I would have totally helped you out. Now I am all tired and stuff though.

The Yousef
12-10-2006, 10:14 PM
bawhahhahahahahha yeah i gave him a blow job right in tha store in front of customers :)

:lickpuss:

it wasn't that good honestly....i've had better:goodjob:

Hulud
12-10-2006, 10:21 PM
:lickpuss:

it wasn't that good honestly....i've had better:goodjob:
^real talk

PhAtBoYMr2
12-10-2006, 10:44 PM
yeah most asian girls suck at giving head...white girls ftw

The Yousef
12-10-2006, 10:45 PM
yeah most asian girls suck at giving head...white girls ftw

:lmfao:

HalfBaked
12-10-2006, 10:52 PM
yeah most asian girls suck at giving head...white girls ftw
I've had good head from an asian before.

Allen knew what he was doing.

PhAtBoYMr2
12-10-2006, 10:54 PM
hahahahahahaah :lmfao:

dude i literally spit my beer out reading this.....hahahahha

ShooterMcGavin
12-11-2006, 09:09 AM
this thread reminds me a little of dr seuss's book oh the places u'll go or something like that :lmao: