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thinkfast ®
12-08-2006, 11:25 AM
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes Sir" the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."!!! The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you? Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered "Yes, he sure did"!!! The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
I chuckled, but why are you posting threads about little girls and horse dicks? Pretty sick man.
Mr_Mischif
12-08-2006, 02:42 PM
^^the ONLY person to talk.
thinkfast®
12-08-2006, 02:48 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/images/300/desperation_man.jpg
PIITB
12-08-2006, 04:32 PM
That's an old joke...
thinkfast®
12-08-2006, 04:34 PM
SO IS YOUR MOTHER
PIITB
12-08-2006, 04:35 PM
What are you afraid of?
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/5552/smithersut7.gif
thinkfast®
12-08-2006, 04:38 PM
^^ POSTED LIKE A TRUE NOOB.. NOTHIN TO DO WITH ANYONE IN HERE NOR THE THREAD!! PLEASE LEAVE!
PIITB
12-08-2006, 04:39 PM
I'M A DIPSHIT
Mike Lowrey
12-08-2006, 04:43 PM
You only talk about my mother because you are scared of women. You feel inferior cause you have women's breast, and a women's ass, but you still call yourself a man...
Kinda sad...
WTF?!
Houston, we have a fuktard.
Mike Lowrey
12-08-2006, 04:44 PM
OK, so who is behind the fake thinkfast?
Judging by the old jokes, it must be Brett.
thinkfast®
12-08-2006, 04:44 PM
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A DIPSHIT TOO, LOL.. WE GOTTA LIVE ONE FELLAS!!
PIITB
12-08-2006, 04:46 PM
u r so cool, Can I have your autograph? Weren't you in CB4?
thinkfast®
12-08-2006, 04:47 PM
NO BUT YOUR MOTHER WAS, SHE WAS THE GAY BLACK DUDE IN THE JOINT
FUK OUTTA HERE NOOB
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Mike Lowrey
12-08-2006, 04:48 PM
u r so cool, Can I have your autograph? Weren't you in CB4?
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PIITB
12-08-2006, 04:49 PM
Look you made an arrow... Coool....
Thanks Gusto!
PIITB
12-08-2006, 04:50 PM
IM A BIG FAN OF ASS TO MOUTH, ESP W/ IL MEMBERS
thinkfast®
12-08-2006, 04:55 PM
OMG GROSS! GET OUTTA HERE OGRE
PIITB
12-08-2006, 04:56 PM
Do you talk to yourself like this all day?
I mean you take what I type put your thoughts in,and that way you can be "out"..
Cool....
thinkfast®
12-08-2006, 04:56 PM
I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING? :thinking:
BTLFED
12-08-2006, 05:03 PM
WTF is going on in here? n00bs attacking an OG? GTFOutta here with that shit. :slap:
PIITB
12-08-2006, 05:05 PM
WTF is going on in here? n00bs attacking an OG? GTFOutta here with that shit. :slap:
NUFF RESPECT FOR OG'S, BUT THIS IS ABUSE OF POWER... HE CHANGES ALMOST EVERYTHING I POST. AREN'T THERE RULES TO BEING A MOD?
IF I TAKE HIM IN THE RING, I WANT HIS POST COUNT, MOD POWERS, AND GREEN BARS...
thinkfast®
12-08-2006, 05:05 PM
THATS WHAT I'M SAYIN, THIS PEON PIITBITCH NEED TO KNOW HIS ROLE.. THAT DUMB SON OF A BITCH!
ELLINGWOOD WHERE U BEEN MAN? COME OUT TO THE SHOW ON SUNDAY, CHECK THE MEETS SECTION..
thinkfast®
12-08-2006, 05:06 PM
LOL @ "IN THE RING"
PIITB
12-08-2006, 05:07 PM
THAT'S WHAT THEY CALLED IT WHEN I PLAYED BALL AT TEXAS...
SCARED? SUNDAY?
BTLFED
12-08-2006, 05:10 PM
THATS WHAT I'M SAYIN, THIS PEON PIITBITCH NEED TO KNOW HIS ROLE.. THAT DUMB SON OF A BITCH!
ELLINGWOOD WHERE U BEEN MAN? COME OUT TO THE SHOW ON SUNDAY, CHECK THE MEETS SECTION..
Aight, I'm down. You bringin the Steel Reserve?
BTLFED
12-08-2006, 05:13 PM
NUFF RESPECT FOR OG'S, BUT THIS IS ABUSE OF POWER... HE CHANGES ALMOST EVERYTHING I POST. AREN'T THERE RULES TO BEING A MOD?
IF I TAKE HIM IN THE RING, I WANT HIS POST COUNT, MOD POWERS, AND GREEN BARS...
I don't get it. He changes your posts? I don't think so. I would see where he did. I think you are full of shit.
You gone yet? -------------------------------->
PIITB
12-08-2006, 05:14 PM
I don't get it. He changes your posts? I don't think so. I would see where he did. I think you are full of shit.
You gone yet? -------------------------------->
iT'S TRUE i POSTE4D SCREEN SHOTS OF WHILE HE WAS DOING IT... bUT I SEE YALL ARE BOYS, SO I'LL QUIT...
BTLFED
12-08-2006, 05:17 PM
Hmm....screen shots? Didn't see those either, and yes, I am a super mod. I see all.
PIITB
12-08-2006, 05:32 PM
really? So as a super mod, you can address this?
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Originally Posted by PIITB
i MUST HAVE HURT HIS FEELINGS AGAIN......
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Modifying Post @ 04:57 PM
BTLFED
12-08-2006, 05:52 PM
Address what? That he was modifying a post? Where was he modifying a post? This is a big board. That proves nothing. Your post would say "Modified by Thinkfast" if he edited it. Do I have to prove it to you?
HeLLo iM iZzY
12-09-2006, 11:52 AM
Why did it stop? LOL
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