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{X}Echo419
12-07-2006, 12:53 PM
when your GF(or BF for "some" of you :lmfao: ) thinks she caught you lying but there was no real foul play. :eek:

ex: long story short we broke up but got back together and last time she remembers you had X# of "protection" but you were actually out and only had the kind both of you didn't like but got on a whim b/c you thought it might be cool. but they actually don't have a "warming" sensation.
so I go & grab 1 and she's like, "WTF, where did the others go?" I say, "we ran out. that was the last 1" then she says, "No way. you had a bunch."
I'm sitting there thinking wtf, I'm 99.9% sure I haven''t gotten laid since then. what the hell is going on here?
needless to say that didn't stop anything. :idb: I was just wondering if this has happened to anyone else. kinda felt like a Seifeld episode. :cheers:

Mr_Mischif
12-07-2006, 12:56 PM
Ummm...buttsecks?

{X}Echo419
12-07-2006, 12:59 PM
Ummm...buttsecks?
@ least you live up to your name. :cheers:
and no, she would die. :yes:

Ran
12-07-2006, 01:00 PM
and no, she would die. :yes:She's that small huh? Wow, you've surpassed me and George.

Well, maybe not George, but you got me beat.

{X}Echo419
12-07-2006, 01:00 PM
She's that small huh? Wow, you've surpassed me and George.

Well, maybe not George, but you got me beat.
:lmfao: +1 :cheers:

Sammich
12-07-2006, 01:01 PM
kinda felt like a Seifeld episode. :cheers:

racise

{X}Echo419
12-07-2006, 01:02 PM
racise
racise? please explain you damn chink :lmfao: :cheers:

Sammich
12-07-2006, 01:03 PM
racise? please explain you damn chink :lmfao: :cheers:

*looks for sig running into the room w/ KKK hoodie and, the lil nigga yellin "THATS RACIST"*:lmfao: :lmfao:

Sport1.3
12-07-2006, 01:38 PM
*looks for sig running into the room w/ KKK hoodie and, the lil nigga yellin "THATS RACIST"*:lmfao: :lmfao:



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same shit happened to me with the condoms. apparently woman count them lol...she accused me of cheating and was like "there were 3 left! why arent there any now?" and im like we used them!!!.....yeah didnt get any that night though...so i guess your story is better lol :cry:

Sammich
12-07-2006, 01:39 PM
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n46/skeosh/kramerklan_g.gif





:goodjob: reps for u

Sport1.3
12-07-2006, 01:42 PM
:goodjob: reps for u

i have some other really funny ones, but they are at home :(

con
12-07-2006, 01:50 PM
women.......... :???: :screwy: