Wonderful Husband

[Brett]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

[wantsanS14]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

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[thinkfast®]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/images/300/desperation_man.jpg

[Jecht]

:no::no::no: horrible

[ironchef]

I swear you've posted and reposted this one before, hahaha.

[thinkfast®]

DAMN BERT, GUESS YOUR BACK TO YOUR OLD SELF

[con]

damn................

[Mike Lowrey]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/images/300/desperation_man.jpg


:lmfao: :lmfao:


WHITE POWER,
PUTO!

[imbosile]

hahah

[Brett]

I havent posted this before!!!!!!

Have I? lol

[Mike Lowrey]

I havent posted this before!!!!!!

Have I? lol

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

So senile, you don't even know?! :lmfao:

[Sammich]

MOSES DNT EVN KNOW..

[thinkfast®]

WHEN THIS JOKE WAS NEW RAINBOWS WERE IN BLACK & WHITE

[Mike Lowrey]

WHEN THIS JOKE WAS NEW RAINBOWS WERE IN BLACK & WHITE

lirl

[Sammich]

WHEN THIS JOKE WAS NEW RAINBOWS WERE IN BLACK & WHITE

thats way b4 noah..dang bert

[thinkfast®]

THANKS FOR THE TIMELINE THERE, DUNSKY

[AlliRae]

HAHAHAHAH

[Sammich]

THANKS FOR THE TIMELINE THERE, DUNSKY

ur welcome white boy:lmfao: :police:

[thinkfast®]

:no:

[Sammich]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/image.gif

[thinkfast®]

IS THAT WHAT YOU DO TO YOUR PARENTS ANIMALS PBS?? DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW WHAT YOUR DOIN WHEN SHES HARD AT WORK?? AND YOU ARE BEIN A BUM, HANGIN OUT WITH YOUR LOWLIFE WIGGER FRIENDS SMOKIN DIRT WEED AND TRYIN TO SAG YOUR SIZE 28 PANTS DOWN, THE SAME PANTS YOUR MOMS WORKED HARD TO GET YOU FROM BURLINGTON?

CMON MAN YOUR BETTER THEN THAT. MAKE YOUR PARENTS PROUD MAN, QUIT PLAYIN DRESS UP W/ YOUR PETS

[Sammich]

IS THAT WHAT YOU DO TO YOUR PARENTS ANIMALS PBS?? DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW WHAT YOUR DOIN WHEN SHES HARD AT WORK?? AND YOU ARE BEIN A BUM, HANGIN OUT WITH YOUR LOWLIFE WIGGER FRIENDS SMOKIN DIRT WEED AND TRYIN TO SAG YOUR SIZE 28 PANTS DOWN, THE SAME PANTS YOUR MOMS WORKED HARD TO GET YOU FROM BURLINGTON?

CMON MAN YOUR BETTER THEN THAT. MAKE YOUR PARENTS PROUD MAN, QUIT PLAYIN DRESS UP W/ YOUR PETS

1st of parent, my pops died when i was 6..at least show respect..and 2nd


bestiality..:crazy: