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2.0civic
11-30-2006, 11:26 AM
so i just had a customer come up and ask me in his VERY broken english if we had accessories for a motorola phone WE DONT EVEN SELL. He even asked me "when will you guys carry this phone?" and i told him end of Q4 maybe Q1 next year. so then he gets pissed off and starts yelling "WHY DONT YOU CARRY ANYTHING FOR THIS PHONE?" so i was like "sir what kind of car do you drive?" and he said he drove a lexus. LIRL so i was like "do you go to a chevy dealership to get your car serviced?"

He got pissed off more and was like "WTF DOES THAT MEAN?" i was like " it would be a very bad move for us to carry products for phones WE DONT EVEN SELL." then he was like "oh" and walked off


anybody else get shit like this?? Like i dont go to BK and ask for a mcchicken sandwich or quarter pounder.


/rant

uproot
11-30-2006, 11:28 AM
well, customers where i work constantly ask how much something is... even though there is a f'n sign right next to their face saying how much it is

Sammich
11-30-2006, 11:29 AM
st00pid???

Ran
11-30-2006, 11:30 AM
People suck. This is learned quite quickly in the customer service department.

Stormhammer
11-30-2006, 11:31 AM
^^ for some reason I had to lol at that

Sammich
11-30-2006, 11:31 AM
People suck. This is learned quite quickly in the customer service department.


x2:yes:

VegetaRules
11-30-2006, 11:32 AM
LMAO B18, I'm comming to hang out with you one day.lol You have to promise not to get overly pissed if I LMAO cause...LMAO I will!! lol...Vegeta:lmfao: :lmfao:

2.0civic
11-30-2006, 11:32 AM
i cant figure out why the guy KNOWS we dont sell the phone (he told me he knew we didnt carry the phone) then gets pissed off cause i dont have a uplink cable for it. dumbasses

2.0civic
11-30-2006, 11:33 AM
LMAO B18, I'm comming to hang out with you one day.lol You have to promise not to get overly pissed if I LMAO cause...LMAO I will!! lol...Vegeta:lmfao: :lmfao:
yeah man, no doubt. sad part is when they start bitching, theres always little kids around since we are right next to santa. Then when you make them feel and look even more stupid than they already look, its funny...highlight of my day

13Bracer
11-30-2006, 11:37 AM
hahah werd i work at racetrack and its by gainesville. so most of the customers cant speak english at all. they come in and give you money and walk off and im like.... sir what pump are you on. they look at me and give me a thumbs up? im like WTF. then i just say welp thanks for the money.lol.
or they come to buy beer and i ask for there date of birth. (simple question)
they laugh at me and say no its not my birthday? im like no what is your birthday. then they say. no no no no. so i just give up on them:no: :lmfao:

or you get a stuck up dude who cant wait five seconds and then cuts in front of everyone and throws money at you and says i cant wait for this shit!.
yet again dont know what pump dumbass! so yet again thanks for the money sir.
tons of stupid people come in 24/7
and thats just some of the dumbshit people do!
makes the job entertaining though:lmfao:

eS_05
11-30-2006, 11:56 AM
shit it aint as bad as a guy came in here askin for a blackberry... he was like do u carry them and i said yes!!!! so he wanted one and i told him we dont have any in stock!!! damn then thats when WWIII happened.... he wanted it but we didnt have any!!!! long story short he was a dumbass!!!!!!

13Bracer
11-30-2006, 11:58 AM
shit it aint as bad as a guy came in here askin for a blackberry... he was like do u carry them and i said yes!!!! so he wanted one and i told him we dont have any in stock!!! damn then thats when WWIII happened.... he wanted it but we didnt have any!!!! long story short he was a dumbass!!!!!!

DAMN I HATE DUMBASSES!

eS_05
11-30-2006, 12:02 PM
wait a dude just came in hear talkin about do u have the number to Cingular wirless customer service.... when i got a big ass Sprint sign behind me!!!!!! lol!!!

13Bracer
11-30-2006, 12:03 PM
hahahahah that made me laugh +1

eS_05
11-30-2006, 12:05 PM
now hes tryin to call cingular customer service from here!!!!! damn should i let him?

2.0civic
11-30-2006, 12:25 PM
yeah, lol give him my kiosk number and ill yell at him lol

13Bracer
11-30-2006, 12:28 PM
yeah, lol give him my kiosk number and ill yell at him lol


listne to him do that it would be funny:lmfao: :goodjob:

2.0civic
11-30-2006, 12:29 PM
lol "thank you for calling cingular customer service this is john how can i fu...er i mean help you today?"

Scrappy
11-30-2006, 12:31 PM
oh let him call our store we will give him a run around of all of us... cingluar workers FTW!!! who else works here?!!

Brett
11-30-2006, 12:31 PM
so i just had a customer come up and ask me in his VERY broken english if we had accessories for a motorola phone WE DONT EVEN SELL. He even asked me "when will you guys carry this phone?" and i told him end of Q4 maybe Q1 next year. so then he gets pissed off and starts yelling "WHY DONT YOU CARRY ANYTHING FOR THIS PHONE?" so i was like "sir what kind of car do you drive?" and he said he drove a lexus. LIRL so i was like "do you go to a chevy dealership to get your car serviced?"

He got pissed off more and was like "WTF DOES THAT MEAN?" i was like " it would be a very bad move for us to carry products for phones WE DONT EVEN SELL." then he was like "oh" and walked off


anybody else get shit like this?? Like i dont go to BK and ask for a mcchicken sandwich or quarter pounder.


/rant

Well maybe if your store sold stuff for phones you dont carry you would make people happier!! :lmfao:

eS_05
11-30-2006, 12:31 PM
damn he just left!!!!

gtikid
11-30-2006, 12:32 PM
buahahaha i love that shit, when customers come in and say "hey do you have a charger for this verizon phone?"....ummmmm NO...I work at Cingular!! Lol...or like the other day I had some guy come in and asked if he could warranty his phone...which wasn't even a Cingular phone and I don't even think they sell that phone in the states lol...

2.0civic
11-30-2006, 12:46 PM
gti kid, get the pearl update????

Scrappy
11-30-2006, 12:48 PM
dude the orange 680 is the pimp shit!!!! i cant sell it to myself though :(

The Green Monster
11-30-2006, 12:52 PM
anybody else get shit like this?? Like i dont go to BK and ask for a mcchicken sandwich or quarter pounder.


/rant


i ask for the big mac:bump:

2.0civic
11-30-2006, 01:05 PM
680 sucks....8525 FTW....especially if you know the media net loops

Fast Shadow
11-30-2006, 01:25 PM
Have you ever noticed it takes some people three times as long to pay for something as it should? Sometimes I'll be in line at best buy waiting to pay for a DVD or something and the people in front of me will take 20 minutes just to pay for whatever it is they're buying. First they'll stand there looking confused, then they want to argue and question the price for 10 minutes. Then they stand there and throw hard looks at the cashier and anyone else who may be nearby. Then they want to bargain or something, like the cashier chick at Best Buy has the power to negotiate prices. Then they end up paying with each a bunch of wadded up bills or they write a check, and it takes them another 10 minutes to write the check out. And it's usually not just one or two people. It's mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, and 3 kids. All loaded up in the car to buy a printer or to go shopping at Publix. I've taken less time buying cars than it takes for your average moutbreathing idiot to buy a pack of gum.

2.0civic
11-30-2006, 01:33 PM
Have you ever noticed it takes some people three times as long to pay for something as it should? Sometimes I'll be in line at best buy waiting to pay for a DVD or something and the people in front of me will take 20 minutes just to pay for whatever it is they're buying. First they'll stand there looking confused, then they want to argue and question the price for 10 minutes. Then they stand there and throw hard looks at the cashier and anyone else who may be nearby. Then they want to bargain or something, like the cashier chick at Best Buy has the power to negotiate prices. Then they end up paying with each a bunch of wadded up bills or they write a check, and it takes them another 10 minutes to write the check out. And it's usually not just one or two people. It's mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, and 3 kids. All loaded up in the car to buy a printer or to go shopping at Publix. I've taken less time buying cars than it takes for your average moutbreathing idiot to buy a pack of gum.


this is true...that a huge pet peeve of mine when people give me wadded up money. im like wtf i can see a dolloar or two biut you just pulled out 3 crinkled $100's and you have a fucking wallet



BTW, Pearl is out...all cingular people get ready for the dumbasses that want a blackberry and dont know what RIM is(much less stands for)

Scrappy
11-30-2006, 01:38 PM
hahaha great! more people to confuse and laugh at... my best thing is a sticky note last week that was written while grabbing a phone from the back.... on the front it was his name and a smiley inside a heart and his number and a arrow to flip over. on the back was by far the funniest pickup line used towards me lol "You need to eat and so do i, why not grab dinner together?!"

this is a guy born in 57... yuck!

Mr_Mischif
11-30-2006, 01:38 PM
BTW, Pearl is out...all cingular people get ready for the dumbasses that want a blackberry and dont know what RIM is(much less stands for)

you mean Research in Motion?:thinking: I want an e-cookie.

2.0civic
11-30-2006, 01:39 PM
wow MM, google shit much?

Mr_Mischif
11-30-2006, 01:41 PM
wow MM, google shit much?

Nigger please, technology is MY expertise

2.0civic
11-30-2006, 01:41 PM
hahaha great! more people to confuse and laugh at... my best thing is a sticky note last week that was written while grabbing a phone from the back.... on the front it was his name and a smiley inside a heart and his number and a arrow to flip over. on the back was by far the funniest pickup line used towards me lol "You need to eat and so do i, why not grab dinner together?!"

this is a guy born in 57... yuck!lirl i had this guy come in with his 3 daughters and get a family plan. i used my number to dial to accept T&C and his daughetrs went through and kept texting me and shit and i was like "who the fuck is this" and they were like were "blah blah" dont give a fuck. they were like check out my myspace..i was like um no, bitches want to talk hell, you have my number and know where the fuck i work at crazy hoes

2.0civic
11-30-2006, 01:42 PM
Nigger please, technology is MY expertise


look out, soemones going to turn this into a racist thread *puts on viagra racing jacket*:ninja:

Mr_Mischif
11-30-2006, 01:43 PM
Black people (you, me) can use the N-word. Brett, however...

2.0civic
12-03-2006, 02:41 AM
CINGULAR \ftl

Scrappy
12-03-2006, 09:20 AM
Cingular FTW biatch! its free for me also so :taun: