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babygurl
11-28-2006, 12:04 PM
After a hot, hard day's work, Joe wanted to go to a bar to quench his thirst. The only place he could find was a gay bar. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

The bartender replied "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis."

Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said " I named mine Nike...like you know... just do it!"

So he thought about it for a few minutes then said " I got one... Secret." The bartender said "Why Secret?" Joe said "Well... it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

Sammich
11-28-2006, 12:06 PM
hmm..

Jecht
11-28-2006, 12:13 PM
hmm..
x2

HeLLo iM iZzY
11-28-2006, 12:16 PM
Ok....next thread.

thinkfast®
11-28-2006, 12:22 PM
http://www.importatlanta.com/upload/files/31/1.jpg

Mr_Mischif
11-28-2006, 01:40 PM
hrmmm......

Sammich
11-28-2006, 01:41 PM
go go gadget brett joke

PEST
11-28-2006, 01:43 PM
i call mine chepito

8bangin302
11-28-2006, 01:44 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: +1:goodjob: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

SixSquared
11-28-2006, 02:01 PM
*yawn*

thinkfast®
11-28-2006, 02:07 PM
GET IT OUTTA HERE, IT STINKS

SKANKA

2mchbooty
11-28-2006, 02:37 PM
Well, I thought it was cute...and thats all that matters to Laura anyways! ;)

thinkfast®
11-28-2006, 02:38 PM
^^ SHE LIES

Sammich
11-28-2006, 02:41 PM
x2 evn if TF is a hater

2mchbooty
11-28-2006, 02:43 PM
huh? :thinking:

Sammich
11-28-2006, 02:45 PM
its complicated..

thinkfast®
11-28-2006, 02:45 PM
GET HER OUTTA HERE!

Sammich
11-28-2006, 02:46 PM
*shows her the plank*

2mchbooty
11-28-2006, 02:46 PM
U talkin bout me???

Sammich
11-28-2006, 02:48 PM
yep..u want goggles?? so at least saltwater wnt get n ur eyes when ur trying to see whats eating ur leg

thinkfast®
11-28-2006, 02:49 PM
:kicks in ass:

babygurl
11-28-2006, 02:51 PM
I see you kallie...love you girl :)

Sammich
11-28-2006, 02:53 PM
i love u 2..