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~The_Duke~
11-25-2006, 07:14 PM
Discuss...

Bruce Leroy
11-25-2006, 07:20 PM
can I get a job??

Halfwit
11-25-2006, 08:05 PM
i am the lazy co-worker.....

~The_Duke~
11-25-2006, 08:34 PM
i am the lazy co-worker.....

Well...DIAF!!!

~The_Duke~
11-25-2006, 08:35 PM
can I get a job??

Trust me I would much rather have you as a co-worker than 2 of my current ones...

Leadfoot_mf
11-25-2006, 08:37 PM
i am the lazy co-worker.....
i am with stupid

~The_Duke~
11-25-2006, 09:35 PM
i am with stupid

Well...I hope you DIAF to...lol

Infinite
11-25-2006, 09:36 PM
theres a guy at work that just talks on his phone to his ex-wife. itching at her mostly... yet he seems to get work done. we do work in a machine shop buut still.

i seem to pick up everyones slack

thepolecat
11-25-2006, 09:39 PM
I'm a teacher so if my coworkers are lazy, i put the idea in my kids heads to run them down hard! It has sent teachers crying before. I love my job.

~The_Duke~
11-25-2006, 09:42 PM
I am always cleaning up other people's messes and then when I leave them a chance to be responible so it doesnt look like I am trying to take all the work on purpose, I get asked 'Zack why didnt _______ get done' Sorry sir wont happen again...lol

Brut
11-25-2006, 09:50 PM
My lazy ass co-worker just sits on her ass the whole time while I take care of her tables ( im a waitier). She when they pay and leave I take her tips, she gets pissed off at me later because she says they were her tables and that she was going to go to ask and she if they needed anything after she was done with the others.

Infinite
11-25-2006, 09:54 PM
hahaha, thats the way to do it. "bitch thats my money"
when someone i work with wants me to clean something up. i propmtly refer them to the nearest set of cleaning supplies (generally brake cleaner and a rag)

~The_Duke~
11-25-2006, 09:54 PM
My co-workers sit on there asses and talk on cell phones all day long. One of them sleeps in his chair. The other one I dont think is all there sometimes and is always complaining about how he never gets raises or promotions and then sits on his ass and when he does do something he is does it half ass or completely wrong (he has been doing the same job for about 6 yrs now. In an entry level position)

Infinite
11-25-2006, 10:22 PM
im fucking bored. who is doing what where?

quickdodgeŽ
11-25-2006, 10:23 PM
FUCK people who make "fuck lazy co-worker" threads."

Later, QD.

~The_Duke~
11-25-2006, 11:08 PM
FUCK people who make "fuck lazy co-worker" threads."

Later, QD.

I am feeling the love...lol

~The_Duke~
11-25-2006, 11:10 PM
im fucking bored. who is doing what where?

I am filing back hundreds of IBM 3490 tapes I have already done around 1500 of them already and still have about 200 left...

Infinite
11-25-2006, 11:16 PM
i'm sorry. my grandfather used to do taxes for a bunch of counties and stored all that shit on those tapes.... we still have a basement full of the old ibm tape equipment

~The_Duke~
11-25-2006, 11:17 PM
i'm sorry. my grandfather used to do taxes for a bunch of counties and stored all that shit on those tapes.... we still have a basement full of the old ibm tape equipment

Can I come over and beat the hell out of it with a bat or metal pipe? :D

Ya some of the shit that I deal with on a daily basis are as old as I am...

Infinite
11-25-2006, 11:18 PM
sure i guess. i've always wanted to see if i can get it to work... you probably know more about the fucking things than i do.
it'd be kinda pimp to fix em and get them back online... storage swordfish style :D

~The_Duke~
11-25-2006, 11:37 PM
sure i guess. i've always wanted to see if i can get it to work... you probably know more about the fucking things than i do.
it'd be kinda pimp to fix em and get them back online... storage swordfish style :D

I could prolly fix them depending on wither or not I need parts. The parts for the 3490 / 3480 IBM tape drives are discontinued and coming up here in about a yr or so IBM will no longer support them. I fix the bitches all the time at work and I am only operator that the IBM guys will give directions to over the phone if I cant figure it out myself...

The only issue that you might run into is hooking it up to a modern PC and being to able to have drivers and what not cas those things are designed for mainframes and old shit. I mean the damn things are state of the art 1985...

Kyle
11-25-2006, 11:47 PM
I had some amazingly lazy co-workers. One would say he was going to the bank and we wouldn't see him for four hours. He then did this thing where he would leave and his nephews would clock him out about three or four hours later. Or leave and at the end of the week just right in what time he was supposed to work until on his time card. The same guy also would drive his car down to the mainetnance part of the golf course and wash his car while we worked. I have plenty more of that guy and his nephew.

~The_Duke~
11-25-2006, 11:52 PM
I had some amazingly lazy co-workers. One would say he was going to the bank and we wouldn't see him for four hours. He then did this thing where he would leave and his nephews would clock him out about three or four hours later. Or leave and at the end of the week just right in what time he was supposed to work until on his time card. The same guy also would drive his car down to the mainetnance part of the golf course and wash his car while we worked. I have plenty more of that guy and his nephew.

And this guy still works there? lol

Sushi
11-25-2006, 11:54 PM
Is that all you do? Where do you work? And how much do they pay? Willing to commute if the pay is right? Talk to a manger or supervisor about this. If they havent been getting anything done for the past six years why keep dead weight around for that long. Talk to someone at your company about this.

~The_Duke~
11-25-2006, 11:55 PM
Is that all you do? Where do you work? And how much do they pay? Willing to commute if the pay is right? Talk to a manger or supervisor about this. If they havent been getting anything done for the past six years why keep dead weight around for that long. Talk to someone at your company about this.

Dont worry I already have...lol they dont want to train another person cas yes mangement is lazy also...ever though they dont have to do the actual training...

seksehowy
11-25-2006, 11:59 PM
My co-workers sit on there asses and talk on cell phones all day long. One of them sleeps in his chair. The other one I dont think is all there sometimes and is always complaining about how he never gets raises or promotions and then sits on his ass and when he does do something he is does it half ass or completely wrong (he has been doing the same job for about 6 yrs now. In an entry level position)

get them fire and lmk when they're hiring :] willing to learn

Kyle
11-26-2006, 12:01 AM
And this guy still works there? lol

Yeah he is the only one who can work mornings during the school year. He has been there for five years. On one of my last weeks he fell down a manhole and fucked his leg up good. No he gets workers comp.

Sushi
11-26-2006, 12:04 AM
What dose he do? and where? I can work mornings.

I'm currently a manager at a restraunt(there not paying me enough).

~The_Duke~
11-26-2006, 12:04 AM
get them fire and lmk when they're hiring :] willing to learn

Dude a 10 yr old could do my job...

Look at my post count what do you think I do all damn day lol and I still get more done that my co-workers...

§treet_§peed
11-26-2006, 06:25 PM
get me a job bitch

Evil Goat
11-26-2006, 07:51 PM
its not so much lazy coworkers for me as it is ignorant and slow coworkers.....either way, theyre for the lose

Sibious
11-26-2006, 08:19 PM
i am the lazy co-worker.....
know ur not the only one its cause you work at Ford :goodjob:

hondamex7217
11-26-2006, 08:25 PM
my lazy co-worker spends like 30min taking shits in the bathroom.. all the fucking time