If a fat girl falls in the woods, and there is nobody around....

[buffdaddy18]

do the trees laugh?

[The Golden Child]

/thread ..

[Kyle]

Not funny.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

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AirBrcak, SMASHley

Look whos looking in this thread about fat chicks. I guess HalfBaked was right when he posted why she didn't post. LIRL!!

[The Golden Child]

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The Golden Child*, SMASHley

[Hulud]

first off this thread is FUCKING REDTARDED, please stop posting

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AirBrcak, SMASHley

Look whos looking in this thread about fat chicks. I guess HalfBaked was right when he posted why she didn't post. LIRL!!
second, you are a moron and couldnt be more wrong

according to your reasoning, you must be a fat chick too then?

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

first off this thread is FUCKING REDTARDED, please stop posting

second, you are a moron and couldnt be more wrong

according to your reasoning, you must be a fat chick too then?

First off. Hulud is ghey.
Second, Hulud is still ghey.
Third, Yeah Hulud's pretty ghey.

[Hulud]

First off. Hulud is ghey.
Second, Hulud is still ghey.
Third, Yeah Hulud's pretty ghey.
awww why?
cause i posted a PS pic of you that your friend sent me?

he was too much a pussy to post it

[Mr_Mischif]

^why would he send it to you though?

[Maniaç]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK! get the fuck out the WHORES LOUNGE!!!!!!!

[Hulud]

^why would he send it to you though?
because hes too much of a pussy to post it

as i posted in my last post

[Infinite]

if buffdaddy18 jumped in front of a truck... would you laugh?

[Hulud]

if buffdaddy18 jumped in front of a truck... would you laugh?
probably

[~The_Duke~]

if buffdaddy18 jumped in front of a truck... would you laugh?

I went to highschool with him and the truck would prolly hit him he would go flying and he would then stand up and say fuck you and kick you bumper in.

He play goalie and took some rather fantastic beatings from doing so...lol

As a result sometimes tells some bad jokes...

[thepolecat]

this is entertaining to read- keep it up

[fawk_you]

If the trees are smoking grass, sure why not? (is that the answer ur looking for?)

[Infinite]

heh, i never thought about that one.

[seksehowy]

the trees are probably dead from the crushing force...

[fawk_you]

the trees are probably dead from the crushing force...
what if she didnt hit any trees on her way down? LOL

[~The_Duke~]

If the trees are smoking grass, sure why not? (is that the answer ur looking for?)

But why would they be smoking...smoking involves fire...and what is the leading cause of forest fires?

[fawk_you]

But why would they be smoking...smoking involves fire...and what is the leading cause of forest fires?
Just saying. All this technical shit hurts my head... ur a tool anyways. go away.

[~The_Duke~]

Just saying. All this technical shit hurts my head... ur a tool anyways. go away.

CONE KILLER!!!!!!

[fawk_you]

CONE KILLER!!!!!!
choad.

[~The_Duke~]

choad.

I am going to go cry now...

[fawk_you]

I am going to go cry now...
let me know how that works out for ya! I WANT COOKIES! :burp:

[seksehowy]

what if she didnt hit any trees on her way down? LOL
shockwaves.

[fawk_you]

shockwaves.
LOL good point.

[~The_Duke~]

let me know how that works out for ya! I WANT COOKIES! :burp:

I have a cornbeard muffin, but I dont have cookies...

[Infinite]

bahaha. lea anne just :smileowne you.. multiple times :eek:

:tool:

[~The_Duke~]

bahaha. lea anne just :smileowne you.. multiple times :eek:

:tool:

Oh well shit happens it is the internet, atleast I dont run over cones in real life...

[fawk_you]

Your run group wasnt as big as mine, and obviously you got more sleep than me... go to my next event in south GA... ill teach you how to drive esp. if you want to keep rubbing that in. The run groups are smaller and the course is much bigger... lets go!

bahaha. lea anne just :smileowne you.. multiple times :eek:

:tool:
:goodjob:

[Infinite]

this is true... you know you wish you could kill cones.

[seksehowy]

(http://video.korea.co.kr/albums/people/fat_girl1.thumb.jpgx 9.8m/s^2)

=
http://www.aircav.net/survival/asch15/fig15-6.gifdead trees woot.

[~The_Duke~]

Your run group wasnt as big as mine, and obviously you got more sleep than me... go to my next event in south GA... ill teach you how to drive esp. if you want to keep rubbing that in. The run groups are smaller and the course is much bigger... lets go!

:goodjob:

But you did kill the cones with style I might add :D

I am just pulling your leg. I have been told that you can actually drive pretty well.

Which event are you speaking of? If the date is good for me I might just show up. Cas driving is fun...

[fawk_you]

(http://video.korea.co.kr/albums/people/fat_girl1.thumb.jpgx 9.8m/s^2)

=
http://www.aircav.net/survival/asch15/fig15-6.gifdead trees woot.
awwww man thats sick. :lmao:

[~The_Duke~]

(x 9.8m/s^2)

=
http://www.aircav.net/survival/asch15/fig15-6.gifdead trees woot.

NEG REP FOR YOU !!! BAD PIC!!!

[Infinite]

i've always wanted to see her drive... even if she is in a tin can. me and 3 other guys picked a car up of equivalent weight when we were in the islands... it was fun :D

i'll probably kill a couple cones but it would just be because i couldnt see them. i.e sliding sideways

[Infinite]

http://video.korea.co.kr/albums/people/fat_girl1.thumb.jpg
this is what lives up in forsyth county..... i really hate it here

[fawk_you]

But you did kill the cones with style I might add :D

I am just pulling your leg. I have been told that you can actually drive pretty well.

Which event are you speaking of? If the date is good for me I might just show up. Cas driving is fun...

Better come back... haha ur making up for yourself... haha Im getting better, I beat my boyfriend last event and came in first out of 9 choads so... think im doing pretty good. Even got a trophy!

Um its the middle GA SCCA region, the event is Dec. 10 at exit 104 off of 75 south, (watermelon race way in cordele GA) which is about 3 hours or so from ATL. Im going to macon the 8th, to tune my car and do some other shit... just got my new tires on and my camber tuned to perfection and what not so I am ready to rumble! :D Ready to throw up some dirt!! :bump:

[~The_Duke~]

i've always wanted to see her drive... even if she is in a tin can. me and 3 other guys picked a car up of equivalent weight when we were in the islands... it was fun :D

i'll probably kill a couple cones but it would just be because i couldnt see them. i.e sliding sideways

She handles the car quite well she and quite a few others were having issues with the course. Plus her run group was fucking huge I was shagging cones for a good 2+ hrs so you think you have it figured out and then you have to wait 30 mins to run again and you forget the course...lol

I was ragging her cas she ran over my cones 3 out of 4 times. She would barely touch them with the back wheel and send them flying...lol

[Infinite]

so is that 3 hours driving like a normal person?

[fawk_you]

i've always wanted to see her drive... even if she is in a tin can. me and 3 other guys picked a car up of equivalent weight when we were in the islands... it was fun :D

i'll probably kill a couple cones but it would just be because i couldnt see them. i.e sliding sideways

lol!! Who are you man? you're freaking me out LOL... Power to weight ratio is a bitch! bwhahaha. Gain muscle? lol....

If you did drifting, and they knew you were purposly, you would be banned permenantly from the events of that region. FYI

[fawk_you]

so is that 3 hours driving like a normal person?
80-100 the whole way, yea. hahaha (seriously.)

[~The_Duke~]

Better come back... haha ur making up for yourself... haha Im getting better, I beat my boyfriend last event and came in first out of 9 choads so... think im doing pretty good. Even got a trophy!

Um its the middle GA SCCA region, the event is Dec. 10 at exit 104 off of 75 south, (watermelon race way in cordele GA) which is about 3 hours or so from ATL. Im going to macon the 8th, to tune my car and do some other shit... just got my new tires on and my camber tuned to perfection and what not so I am ready to rumble! :D Ready to throw up some dirt!! :bump:

oh damn that would take me bout 4 hours to get there lol

I take it that this is a walk in event?

[fawk_you]

She handles the car quite well she and quite a few others were having issues with the course. Plus her run group was fucking huge I was shagging cones for a good 2+ hrs so you think you have it figured out and then you have to wait 30 mins to run again and you forget the course...lol

I was ragging her cas she ran over my cones 3 out of 4 times. She would barely touch them with the back wheel and send them flying...lol

Yeah... see!! bwahahaha. With the slaloms they say go in close and slow, and go out fast. Always scan ahead, thats what i was doing- just got a little too close and was going a little too fast... I learned from those mistakes though...

[Infinite]

its a miata... everyone knows they are tin cans :p

well if you saw my car.. youd know that auto-x is out of the question.. maybe if i re-did the suspension and bought an lsd i could but with a welded diff and 14psi, slowspeed cornering becomes a lesson in throttle control

[fawk_you]

oh damn that would take me bout 4 hours to get there lol

I take it that this is a walk in event?
Yeah no pre-regis. Event usually starts at 10:45 or so... walk in reg. stops at like 10, so it gives you time to walk the course a good couple of times.

[Infinite]

i remember when me and a group had to do an EVOC (emergency vehicle operations course) in a go-kart ( they didnt trust me in my car :() i set the record and the nearest driver out of 2500 people was 30 seconds away. woot :bump:

[fawk_you]

its a miata... everyone knows they are tin cans :p

well if you saw my car.. youd know that auto-x is out of the question.. maybe if i re-did the suspension and bought an lsd i could but with a welded diff and 14psi, slowspeed cornering becomes a lesson in throttle control
Esp. the R package, Ron weighs 1,900#. Special edition... normal ones weigh 2,300 or so. But yeah... sucks for you... LSD is where its at! FUN FUN FUN! :yes:

[Infinite]

heh, welded diff + rain = holy shit. that and i dont have heat, air, blower motor or windsheild wipers.

i might pick one up. i just wanna see how long it takes me to break an axle. i already manage to chew through tires every 2 weeks or so

[~The_Duke~]

Esp. the R package, Ron weighs 1,900#. Special edition... normal ones weigh 2,300 or so. But yeah... sucks for you... LSD is where its at! FUN FUN FUN! :yes:

LSD :goodjob: but why the fuck am I in the same class with a fucking R32?

Link for event info?

[fawk_you]

heh, welded diff + rain = holy shit. that and i dont have heat, air, blower motor or windsheild wipers.

i might pick one up. i just wanna see how long it takes me to break an axle. i already manage to chew through tires every 2 weeks or so
Only options I had were AC and a hard top... bwhahaha gotta LSD though, with a lack of power steering. :dunno: :thinking: Who are you, I will ask again.

[~The_Duke~]

Only options I had were AC and a hard top... bwhahaha gotta LSD though, with a lack of power steering. :dunno: :thinking: Who are you, I will ask again.

That thing doesnt have power steering? Interesting...lol

[Infinite]

LSD :goodjob: but why the fuck am I in the same class with a fucking R32?

Link for event info?

they placed you with an r32? i guess thats encouragement to kick ass


Who are you, I will ask again.
i don't follow. I'm will omghi2u :dunno:

[fawk_you]

That thing doesnt have power steering? Interesting...lol
Nope, I have man muskles now cause of it. :lmfao: Not really but everyone wondered why it was so hard for me to correct myself my first event when I spun out... lol... I did a huge sweeper to the left, and pushed the car and went into 3rd cause 2nd was winding out and spun twice and kept going, WITHOUT hitting a cone might I add! hahaha

[fawk_you]

LSD :goodjob: but why the fuck am I in the same class with a fucking R32?

Link for event info?
Nissan, nissan? :thinking: There is a 32 that races in the southern region.. sometimes.

[fawk_you]

i don't follow. I'm will omghi2u :dunno:
U say uve wanted to see me drive and shit and u know my name, I dont have the slightest clue as to who the fuck you are sir. :no:

[~The_Duke~]

Nope, I have man muskles now cause of it. :lmfao: Not really but everyone wondered why it was so hard for me to correct myself my first event when I spun out... lol... I did a huge sweeper to the left, and pushed the car and went into 3rd cause 2nd was winding out and spun twice and kept going, WITHOUT hitting a cone might I add! hahaha

Ya that would be quite challegeing...I have driven without power steering once, but it was in a 5000 pound cutless and it was scary...

Yup because I have LSD and a rear sway bar I get paired with WRXs and an R32...Ya the R32 beat the WRXs by about 6-8 secs...and me by about 10...

[~The_Duke~]

Nissan, nissan? :thinking: There is a 32 that races in the southern region.. sometimes.

Nah a VW R32...

[fawk_you]

Ya that would be quite challegeing...I have driven without power steering once, but it was in a 5000 pound cutless and it was scary...

Yup because I have LSD and a rear sway bar I get paired with WRXs and an R32...Ya the R32 beat the WRXs by about 6-8 secs...and me by about 10...
I like it though. Challenges are awesome! U should see my new driving gloves... trying to understand about that- is a challenge. BWHAHAHA.

Boost is beautiful, simple answer. think ur gona make it out to the next event?

[fawk_you]

Nah a VW R32...
:lmfao: silly me. thought u ment skyline. lol hahahaha am tired

[Infinite]

U say uve wanted to see me drive and shit and u know my name, I dont have the slightest clue as to who the fuck you are sir. :no:

well. i can asume from the quote in your sig that your name is lea anne :p
and i've just heard stories about you.

i thought he meant skyline then i stopped and wondered why they would class him with one... that would just be cruel

[fawk_you]

well. i can asume from the quote in your sig that your name is lea anne :p
and i've just heard stories about you.

i thought he meant skyline then i stopped and wondered why they would class him with one... that would just be cruel
Oh... hahaha... and what kinda stories-- thats bad people have to base their lifes off of IA and who they talk about... if its bad, dont believe everything you hear until you meet me. lol

But yeah, DUKE clairify next time lol

[~The_Duke~]

Oh... hahaha... and what kinda stories-- thats bad people have to base their lifes off of IA and who they talk about... if its bad, dont believe everything you hear until you meet me. lol

But yeah, DUKE clairify next time lol

I guess I am the only one that when I hear R32 I think of the VW and not the skyline...

Nah the R32 is pretty cruel to cas it is AWD and has more power than the WRXs I dont remember the stats on them...

[fawk_you]

I guess I am the only one that when I hear R32 I think of the VW and not the skyline...

Nah the R32 is pretty cruel to cas it is AWD and has more power than the WRXs I dont remember the stats on them...
wasnt there a handicapped guy racing in one the last event? At GFG?

[~The_Duke~]

wasnt there a handicapped guy racing in one the last event? At GFG?

Nah that was the Volvo R wagon. Yes there was I rode with him cas he was badass :D

The stats on an VW R32 240HP (crank) with 236 ft\lbs tq (crank) with AWD...vs me dynoed 146whp with 156 ft\lbs with FWD LSD and 25mm rear sway...lol

[Infinite]

Oh... hahaha... and what kinda stories-- thats bad people have to base their lifes off of IA and who they talk about... if its bad, dont believe everything you hear until you meet me. lol

But yeah, DUKE clairify next time lol:crazy::lmao:

a guy i work with has an r32... thing is pretty quick. but its still a vw :lmfao:

[fawk_you]

^- lol

Nah that was the Volvo R wagon. Yes there was I rode with him cas he was badass :D

The stats on an VW R32 240HP (crank) with 236 ft\lbs tq (crank) with AWD...vs me dynoed 146whp with 156 ft\lbs with FWD LSD and 25mm rear sway...lol
Not bad. :D

[Infinite]

but how much does that r32 weigh? its gotta be a pig

[~The_Duke~]

^- lol

Not bad. :D

Ya the dude in the Volvo R Wagon was paraylzed from the waist down. Was driving with a hand gas and brake while using the slap stick. The Volvo R Wagon was boosted AWD...at 20 PSI and was making 300+. He ran 1 sec slower than me...

[~The_Duke~]

but how much does that r32 weigh? its gotta be a pig

I havent a clue and MSN doesnt have the weight listed. Ya it is prolly pretty heavy cas it has a 3.2L V6 in there plus it is nice on the inside as well...

[fawk_you]

getting tired... :(

[~The_Duke~]

getting tired... :(

WTF! it is only 2:30am :D

[fawk_you]

WTF! it is only 2:30am :D
still gotta get a shower lol... had a long night at work

[~The_Duke~]

still gotta get a shower lol... had a long night at work

You had a long night at work, I am still at work for another 10 mins...

[fawk_you]

sux, where u work

[~The_Duke~]

sux, where u work

State Farm Data Center in aphareta(sp?)

on a side note FUCK spelling...

[fawk_you]

State Farm Data Center in aphareta(sp?)

on a side note FUCK spelling...
Fun! hahaha can u get me a hook up on insurance? ;)