RandomGuy
11-15-2006, 02:04 PM
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old
girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while
he
helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was
asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The
paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help
and
asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had
just
witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first
place.........smack his butt again!"
If you didn't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you...
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Nah it's cool I even renamed the "School Bus" to "Port-A-Porn".
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old
girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while
he
helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was
asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The
paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help
and
asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had
just
witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first
place.........smack his butt again!"
If you didn't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you...
__________________
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/22rtbaggedresized.jpg
Nah it's cool I even renamed the "School Bus" to "Port-A-Porn".