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The Golden Child
11-15-2006, 01:14 PM
2 funny situation at work while taking customers bill payment ..

1st customer walks in and i stand up to greet her ..

she den responds with she needs to pay her bill ..

i say ok and ask for her number and shes gives it to me ..

so i type it into my computer and her name pulls up and her amount that she needs to pay ..

i look at her name and look her dead in her eye and i say " ivona bone "

she looks at me and were looking dead into eachothers eye and she says yes ..

i tell her her amount and trying my best to keep a straight face ..

hands me the cash and i give her change and reciept back ..

as she was leaving i tell her to have a nice day and she looks back ..

she den responds with thanks for not laughing at my name and smiles ..

i tell her i did my best not too but your welcome and she leaves ..

2nd customer comes in and my boss's kid comes out to where i am ..

so the customer tells me he has to pay his bills ..

i tell him sure and get his number to put in the system ..

as im going that in korean my boss's kid says " uhnni " which means big sister in korean ..

mind you its a guy that i was taking care of ..

so in korean i tell my boss's kid that its not your big sister and its your big brother ..

shes still calling the guy big sister in korean and im laughing ..

the guy leaves and comes back cause he didnt have enough money to pay his bill ..

pays his bill and as hes leaving my boss's kid says bye big sister again ..

i tell her again in korean that it was a he and not a she ..

again she says big sister and i giggled abouth both situation ..

if it aint amusing for you o well just thought id share it with you all ..

TeeJay
11-15-2006, 01:19 PM
the first ones funny...was she hot

BluesClues
11-15-2006, 01:22 PM
Yes the first was funny not the second one

Mr_Mischif
11-15-2006, 01:30 PM
Unless he had a sex change operation and everybody else but you knew it

BluesClues
11-15-2006, 01:31 PM
^^^ I was thinking about that

The Golden Child
11-15-2006, 01:38 PM
the first ones funny...was she hot

she was cute not hot ..

The Golden Child
11-15-2006, 01:39 PM
Unless he had a sex change operation and everybody else but you knew it

maybe u n pbs should hook up ..

Sammich
11-15-2006, 01:42 PM
U SHOULDA ASKED HER STEVE0..she prolly woulda told u yea

The Golden Child
11-15-2006, 01:44 PM
i was gunna go out after her but i cant do shit when im working ..

she was prolly around my age or younger but a buhdunkadunk ..

she was a mixed looking girl like spanish and white ..

Ran
11-15-2006, 01:45 PM
she was cute not hot ..Cuteness > Hotness

The Golden Child
11-15-2006, 01:46 PM
Cuteness > Hotness

yea like dem cute jap grls and den u c dem naked shoving dildos up there asshole ..

BluesClues
11-15-2006, 01:48 PM
lol

Sammich
11-15-2006, 01:53 PM
i was gunna go out after her but i cant do shit when im working ..

she was prolly around my age or younger but a buhdunkadunk ..

she was a mixed looking girl like spanish and white ..

da only reason that was needed..she had a phatty:lmfao:

The Golden Child
11-15-2006, 01:55 PM
da only reason that was needed..she had a phatty:lmfao:

i said she was cute fool ..

i would of donkey punched her ..

Sammich
11-15-2006, 02:01 PM
LIRL shoulda got da number..at least if u remember it u can call offa pay phone and ask her whats up

The Golden Child
11-15-2006, 02:02 PM
LIRL shoulda got da number..at least if u remember it u can call offa pay phone and ask her whats up

i do have her number in my payment system ..

Sammich
11-15-2006, 02:07 PM
use it...late night b00ty calls FTW!!!!!!!!!!

The Golden Child
11-15-2006, 02:08 PM
that would be kind of like stalking her .. LOLZ !!!

Sammich
11-15-2006, 02:13 PM
nope...all u gota do is ask one time she say no then no is no..ya dig..NOW CALL NIGGA!!!!!

The Golden Child
11-15-2006, 02:13 PM
nope...all u gota do is ask one time she say no then no is no..ya dig..NOW CALL NIGGA!!!!!

prolly will later cause she was eye fucking me ..

Sammich
11-15-2006, 02:19 PM
LOLz well "beat dat pussy up beat dat pussy up" and be sure to post her pics RLD when u done w/ her too

The Golden Child
11-15-2006, 02:24 PM
ill try to sneak a picture of her naked if i can ..

Sammich
11-15-2006, 02:29 PM
:yes:

The Golden Child
11-15-2006, 02:50 PM
lolz ..

ShooterMcGavin
11-15-2006, 03:29 PM
i lol'd a little bit, now give me ivona's # :lmao;

The Golden Child
11-15-2006, 03:32 PM
stop trying to get in the panty im gunna get into ..

Sammich
11-15-2006, 03:35 PM
after i done convinced u that u were gona be stalkin her..u pansy..ANY U BETA POST B00BY AND B00TY PICS MUDASUUKA

The Golden Child
11-15-2006, 03:43 PM
after i done convinced u that u were gona be stalkin her..u pansy..ANY U BETA POST B00BY AND B00TY PICS MUDASUUKA

u musk meet engrish good bery ..