Brett
11-15-2006, 10:07 AM
> A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes
> upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk
> into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
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> The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
> alcohol. Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
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> The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."
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> So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
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> He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
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> The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
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>
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> The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.
> He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus my brother?"
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>
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> The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
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>
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> By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in
> the water again
>
> --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he
> begins kicking his arms and legs, he pulls him up.
> The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
>
>
>
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> (Are you ready for this) ????????
>
>
>
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> The drunk wipes his eyes, catches his breath and says to the preacher,
> "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
> upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk
> into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
>
>
> The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
> alcohol. Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
>
>
>
> The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."
>
>
> So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
>
> He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
>
>
>
> The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
>
>
>
> The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.
> He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus my brother?"
>
>
>
> The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
>
>
>
> By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in
> the water again
>
> --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he
> begins kicking his arms and legs, he pulls him up.
> The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
>
>
>
>
> (Are you ready for this) ????????
>
>
>
>
> The drunk wipes his eyes, catches his breath and says to the preacher,
> "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"