First Try at a Repost

[Sammich]

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old
girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while
he
helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was
asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The
paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help
and
asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had
just
witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first
place.........smack his butt again!"

If you didn't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you...

[Halfwit]

youll never be as good as brett at repost...

[TeeJay]

!!!tsoper

[Sammich]

LOLz..ima try my best

[Halfwit]

ehh it was alright..

[Mr_Mischif]

It was a valiant effort, but you did not slay the repost dragon known as "Boostless Bert"

[hemi]

:no:

[Sammich]

how can i slay this one known as "Boostless Bert"

[The Golden Child]

* points to jump off cliff *

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[Sammich]

so...push bert off the cliff

*gets bert and ties him up*
*drives to cliff*
*backs up*
*makes sure i have keys to the civic
*rolls fat boy off*

mission possible