They say: The way to a man's heart, is through his stomach...

[HvyArms]

I say: The way to a woman's stomach, is through her heart!

Discuss it.

[TheSnail]

I dont understand.

[2.0civic]

witha knife?

[Sammich]

nope..only way u can f her is if u get to her heart and make her fall for u

[HvyArms]

The way to a womans stomach, is through her heart. Give it some thought.

[Ran]

Put it in her mouth. Straight shot to her stomach. :goodjob:

[HvyArms]

nope..only way u can f her is if u get to her heart and make her fall for u

Exactly. I should have been a philosopher

[Sammich]

Put it in her mouth. Straight shot to her stomach. :goodjob:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: cum shot=str8 shot FTW:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[HvyArms]

Put it in her mouth. Straight shot to her stomach. :goodjob:

perhaps lol. but you cant get near her mouth, w/o getting even closer to her heart. ahhh

[JennB]

Nah. I like free food and you don't have to have my heart for me to accept free food from you.

My heart is much, much harder to get to. ;)

[2.0civic]

lol at ran...thats so true so true....

[HvyArms]

Nah. I like free food and you don't have to have my heart for me to accept free food from you.

My heart is much, much harder to get to. ;)

No woman lol, not food. duh

[Mr_Mischif]

Nah. I like free food and you don't have to have my heart for me to accept free food from you.

My heart is much, much harder to get to. ;)

Well, then how about your butt? Does it take that much time to get some stool for my tool?

[JennB]

That's foul.

[HvyArms]

+ sick

[ShooterMcGavin]

food and sex? yes please :yes: :D

[Kyle]

Put it in her mouth. Straight shot to her stomach. :goodjob:

:lmfao: +1

[The Golden Child]

kick her stomach ..

[Sammich]

kick her stomach ..

"POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER..."

[TeeJay]

wtf

[babygurl]

the way to a man's heart is anal sex...and blow jobs...you give him enough eventually he will propose....

[Sammich]

the way to a man's heart is anal sex...and blow jobs...you give him enough eventually he will propose....

THATS IF UR GOOD ENOUGH

[ShooterMcGavin]

touche! :D

[Ran]

THATS IF UR GOOD ENOUGHQFT

Bad blow jobs do more harm than good. And girls wonder why we grab their hair when they do it. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT!!

[HvyArms]

Im sorry, but why would you want to have anal sex? I know its with a woman, but to me, its like a step away from homosexuality. IMO, vaginal sex is one of the many things that make women great. Anal sex = in the closest

[Sport1.3]

QFT

Bad blow jobs do more harm than good. And girls wonder why we grab their hair when they do it. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT!!

Yeah no joke...they get all pissed cuz we try and help them along, not like we're trying to fuck start their face or something.. :screwy:

[Ran]

Yeah no joke...they get all pissed cuz we try and help them along, not like we're trying to fuck start their face or something.. :screwy:Y-Yea...what you said. :ninja:

[ahmonrah]

the way to a mans heart is thru his stomach(great food whows him you can cook), his projectile(shows you can fuck) and, if he's a car enthusiast, his ride(buying the parts he needs makes him keep you around longer).

[Sammich]

the way to a mans heart is thru his stomach(great food whows him you can cook), his projectile(shows you can fuck) and, if he's a car enthusiast, his ride(buying the parts he needs makes him keep you around longer).

:goodjob: nice write up

[HvyArms]

Yeah no joke...they get all pissed cuz we try and help them along, not like we're trying to fuck start their face or something.. :screwy:


lol wow

[BluesClues]

This thread makes no sense. Sounds like someone snorted a little too much dope today :yes:

[Sammich]

BTEC got u thinkin he serious obviously

[BluesClues]

BTEC got u thinkin he serious obviouslyJesse is serious, so what's your point? This thread is still non worthy

[ahmonrah]

FIGHT!!!

[Sammich]

nope