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~The_Duke~
11-13-2006, 04:10 PM
My ex-wife's b-day is coming up and I still have to get her something because my daughter needs to give momma something for her b-day.

List some mean things that my daughter (almost 3) wouldnt get the joke (atleast for 5 or 6 yrs) that she could give her mother for her birthday. They have to be things that a kid would think that the adult would like.

For example one that I thought of. I divorced her ass because she cheated on me. So purchase a copy of "The scarlet letter" and give it to her. Kid thinks "momma likes books."

Discuss...
Wurm
11-13-2006, 04:11 PM
dildo
Bruce Leroy
11-13-2006, 04:12 PM
dildo
:lmfao: :lmfao:
~The_Duke~
11-13-2006, 04:15 PM
dildo

Did you not read the part of about the kid...

Another interesting fact that one might use is that she 'switched teams' after I divorced her.
Wurm
11-13-2006, 04:16 PM
Did you not read the part of about the kid...

Another interesting fact that one might use is that she 'switched teams' after I divorced her.
the kid will think he/she is giving a mommy a funky ass lolipop
~The_Duke~
11-13-2006, 04:18 PM
the kid will think he/she is giving a mommy a funky ass lolipop

you are an ass sometimes lol
Wurm
11-13-2006, 04:19 PM
thanks i try
WWJDrift
11-13-2006, 04:35 PM
Did you not read the part of about the kid...

Another interesting fact that one might use is that she 'switched teams' after I divorced her.


double sided?
~The_Duke~
11-13-2006, 04:43 PM
double sided?

What do you mean...When I am saying is that she is now a lesiben...
R.Kelly
11-13-2006, 04:51 PM
What do you mean...When I am saying is that she is now a lesiben...

i believe hes talkin bout a double sided dildo:police:
~The_Duke~
11-13-2006, 04:54 PM
i believe hes talkin bout a double sided dildo:police:

But that wouldnt go along with the whole suddle joke that the kid wouldnt get in 5 yrs thing...

Plus what good would that do if she already has one...her myspace has stuff all over it...
WWJDrift
11-13-2006, 05:06 PM
But that wouldnt go along with the whole suddle joke that the kid wouldnt get in 5 yrs thing...

Plus what good would that do if she already has one...her myspace has stuff all over it...

myspace?
The Golden Child
11-13-2006, 05:39 PM
how old is she gunna be ??
~The_Duke~
11-13-2006, 06:11 PM
20...
~The_Duke~
11-13-2006, 06:12 PM
myspace?

1. I dont want to get sued for slander if she ever finds IA...

2. I dont trust you...

3. Since I divorced her she has gained about 30 pounds and cut her hair real short and colored it funny...
Crazy Asian
11-13-2006, 11:36 PM
How bout send me over there and you know the rest? Just say if she asks you who I was go what the hell you talkin about.
ORGANIZATIONXIII
11-14-2006, 06:35 AM
LIRL.. if they make a book,

have your daughter give her

"cheaters for dummies"


or there has to be children books about "broken" families and have her give it to her.. LIRL!
Leisa
11-14-2006, 06:37 AM
1. I dont want to get sued for slander if she ever finds IA...

2. I dont trust you...

3. Since I divorced her she has gained about 30 pounds and cut her hair real short and colored it funny...


so when is she coming out of the closet?