good idea for all the DD's

[boosted1jz]

My boss told me about this bar in Texas where cops sit and wait for the drunk people to leave. One guy stumbles out of the bar and collapses. He gets back up and spends about 5 minutes trying to find his car. Once he does he spends a few minutes trying to find the headlights. When the cop gets to the car and asks you if you have been drinking you say no sir. I'm the DD. The designated decoy.

[Scrappy]

NICE! but wrong too homie... no Driving drunk please :(

[quickdodge®]

That's a joke, dammit, not for real. Lolol. Later, QD.

[RISKYB]

lmfao that was some smooth operating....lol

[boosted1jz]

i do not drink and drive so dont worry


chris

[ProjectWidow]

there was more to that joke that makes it funny.