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LS2ner

11-11-2006, 10:04 PM

No sir...i discovered good liquor about 6 years ago when i was `15. But the Patron in my cup was whispering to me. It said " Tell all of IA how good i am..."

~The_Duke~

11-11-2006, 10:06 PM

No sir...i discovered good liquor about 6 years ago when i was `15. But the Patron in my cup was whispering to me. It said " Tell all of IA how good i am..."

Are you sure that isnt the only thing in your system at the moment? lol

I hear a bottle of triple distilled vodka calling my name...

LS2ner

11-11-2006, 10:13 PM

Yes im positive.. NO other things in my system. Yes.. the Vodka is callin your name. Get drunk with me...

~The_Duke~

11-11-2006, 10:15 PM

Yes im positive.. NO other things in my system. Yes.. the Vodka is callin your name. Get drunk with me...

lol I have to wait til I get home. I am still at work and get off in about 15 mins. The fucking clock is ticking fast enough. I would get drunk with you, but I have to be sober enough to walk around to clean my cloths and fold them...

LS2ner

11-11-2006, 10:21 PM

Fuck cleanin and washing clothes... You can do that shit tomarrow....Getting drunk needs to be done now..

§treet_§peed

11-11-2006, 10:23 PM

^^ you can get shit faced and still wash and fold clothes...i know from expereince..well putting them in the washer and putting them into the dryer and taking them out and folding them...i don't know what way you are suppossed to wash them tho...i just do what i get told lol

LS2ner

11-11-2006, 10:27 PM

LMAO... i am trying to call some girls to come ovr.. but i have 354 numbers in my phone and i keep losing track of who i am looking for.

LS2ner

11-11-2006, 10:39 PM

Aight.. someone needs to talk to me... Im fuckin bored...

The Golden Child

11-11-2006, 11:32 PM

so how many shots are you on ??

cause im about done with my whole bottle ..

The Golden Child

11-11-2006, 11:37 PM

from small medium and large ..

BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!

The Golden Child

11-11-2006, 11:37 PM

oh btw yes it is from today .. LOLZ !!!

£G2♣

11-11-2006, 11:53 PM

damn i have the same microwave bahahaha

The Golden Child

11-11-2006, 11:54 PM

haha ..

The Golden Child

11-11-2006, 11:55 PM

i got patron in my cup ..

abdullah9018

11-12-2006, 12:44 AM

dam sounds like jibaresh to a muslim

eViLMunkey

11-12-2006, 12:45 AM

I Got Bog Bub in my pipe...

Miranda

11-12-2006, 01:36 AM

Tekillya makes ur clothes come off.

That is all.

LS2ner

11-12-2006, 04:32 AM

Ugh....I passed out for a little while. I had 21 shots before i lost count. I think i may have had more...theres still bout 6 in my other bottle im bout to start on...

ORGANIZATIONXIII

11-12-2006, 08:50 AM

Patron is good..

but Jager is where its at..

LS2ner

11-12-2006, 09:43 AM

Too many bad experiences with Jager. First time i EVER drank, my friends brother was givin me liquod heroine (Jager & Goldschlager). Needless to say.. i ended up drinkin like 10 shots and getting peanut butter all over his house. Second time i drank half a bottle and passed out next to a pile of my own puke.

ORGANIZATIONXIII

11-12-2006, 10:02 AM

LOL...

jAger... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBITCHES!

LS2ner

11-12-2006, 10:11 AM

I worked in a bar for 2 years, ever time i poured jager i wanted to throw up, just from the smell.

bdydrpdmazda

11-12-2006, 10:11 AM

me and my homie say down and killed a big bottle of patron one morning while my wife was cooking breakfast.

ORGANIZATIONXIII

11-12-2006, 10:13 AM

I don't know what it is, but it'll fuck you up QUICK

LS2ner

11-12-2006, 10:15 AM

Yea, i got off work saturday morning bout 3 weeks ago and killed half a bottle in an hour and 15 mins... Woke up around 3pm that day with the worst hang-over ive had.

ORGANIZATIONXIII

11-12-2006, 10:17 AM

worst hangover I had was this past FRI..

don't know what the fuck happened, but I've drank alot more than that prior to that night..

spent the whole day laying on the bathroom floor

LS2ner

11-12-2006, 10:19 AM

I take that back, my worst hang over was when i drank 1/2 a handle of pepe lopez by myself.

7psibabygirl

11-12-2006, 02:08 PM

i like patron also but i love everything :D

never_finished

11-12-2006, 02:26 PM

wooohooooooo for tequila....it had me feelin gooood last night.

7psibabygirl

11-12-2006, 04:11 PM

haha hell yeah ...... i drank but just a lil bit then passed out .. i was tired

§treet_§peed

11-12-2006, 04:56 PM

Tekillya makes ur clothes come off.

That is all. and you know from experience...:D :goodjob:

7psibabygirl

11-12-2006, 05:45 PM

HAHA

eViLMunkey

11-12-2006, 08:27 PM

Liquid Cocaine Better.. Jager+Rumplemintz+Goldschlager

LS2ner

11-12-2006, 08:28 PM

Yea, or a four horseman lol. Man, i am still feelin the hang over lol.

eViLMunkey

11-12-2006, 08:32 PM

Yeah Patron leaves a hell of a hang over...

§treet_§peed

11-12-2006, 08:40 PM

Jager Bombs ftmfw son

BluesClues

11-12-2006, 09:49 PM

from small medium and large ..

BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!

Hey we have that microwave lol

BluesClues

11-12-2006, 09:53 PM

Jager has never gotten me drunk not even when I took straight shots. It just pissed me off. Now when it comes to tequilla and patron I start to feel sick. Even when I think about it I start to feel sick. I have gotten fucked up way too many times off that shit

§treet_§peed

11-12-2006, 09:56 PM

^^ your not JDM TyTe enough to get buzzed of the good shit lol...even tho you do use JDM Tampons

LS2ner

11-12-2006, 10:01 PM

Whoa, you cant be hatin on my Boys girl like that. Id hate to have to Stand in for BTEC and start whoopin ass lol.

BluesClues

11-12-2006, 10:08 PM

Whoa, you cant be hatin on my Boys girl like that. Id hate to have to Stand in for BTEC and start whoopin ass lol.
:lmfao: :lmfao:

LS2ner

11-12-2006, 10:10 PM

I mean damn! Lol... Jesse's ass still sick??

BluesClues

11-12-2006, 10:17 PM

I mean damn! Lol... Jesse's ass still sick??
yeah

§treet_§peed

11-12-2006, 10:24 PM

damn tell his ass he needs to add me on his myspace btw

LS2ner

11-12-2006, 10:25 PM

Well tell his Flu havin ass i said get better and holla at me sometime.

§treet_§peed

11-12-2006, 10:27 PM

and that i hope he gets well soon :goodjob: lol

7psibabygirl

11-12-2006, 11:03 PM

flu sucks

The Golden Child

11-13-2006, 09:55 AM

Tekillya makes ur clothes come off.

That is all.

:lmfao:

The Golden Child

11-13-2006, 09:57 AM

Hey we have that microwave lol

did you buy yours at walmart ??

BluesClues

11-13-2006, 10:01 AM

damn tell his ass he needs to add me on his myspace btw
Send him a pm

BluesClues

11-13-2006, 10:02 AM

did you buy yours at walmart ??
Hell yeah!!! :lmfao:

2.0civic

11-13-2006, 10:02 AM

from small medium and large ..

BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!

damn son..i think everyones got that microwave

BluesClues

11-13-2006, 10:04 AM

lol. That microwave is awesome. It does everything

The Golden Child

11-13-2006, 10:05 AM

haha probably .. LOLZ !!!

thinkfast®

11-13-2006, 10:18 AM

L O L @ WHITE PEOPLE AND A THREAD ON DRINKIN TEQUILA

PATRON IS LIKE WATER PUTOS!! TRY MEZCAL, A.K.A. FIREWATER BURN YOUR GUMS OFF POLISH YOUR LUNGS TEQUILA.. IT IS BANNED IN THE U.S. FOR CONSUMPTION BY GRINGOS, YOU WILL GET HAIR ON YOUR CHEST REAL FAST 100% GUARANTEED

thinkfast®

11-13-2006, 10:19 AM

......IT IS BANNED IN THE U.S. FOR CONSUMPTION BY GRINGOS, YOU WILL GET HAIR ON YOUR CHEST REAL FAST 100% GUARANTEED

SORRY, I MEANT TO SAY UNLESS YOUR NAME IS JUSTINE, THEN YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE HAIR ON YOUR CHEST PART, SINCE SHE HAS A FUCKIN KING LOUIE JUNGLE BOOK CHEST ALREADY GROSE YUK

BluesClues

11-13-2006, 10:23 AM

What the hell are gringos?

thinkfast®

11-13-2006, 10:23 AM

PEOPLE LIKE JAMESE AKA BLUESCLUES, OH WAIT THATS YOU

BluesClues

11-13-2006, 10:24 AM

PEOPLE LIKE JAMESE AKA BLUESCLUES, OH WAIT THATS YOU
Shut up before I have to result to kicking your mark ass

thinkfast®

11-13-2006, 10:25 AM

UM THATS A NEGATORY GHOST RIDER, PLEASE REFRAIN LOL

BluesClues

11-13-2006, 10:26 AM

Fuck that shit. What's immigrations number

thinkfast®

11-13-2006, 10:39 AM

YEA GET THEM UNI-LINGUAL MORONS OUTTA HERE, HARD WORKING U.S. CITIZENS SUCH AS MYSELF ARE TIRED OF THIS NONSENSE

BluesClues

11-13-2006, 10:46 AM

lol

The Golden Child

11-13-2006, 11:02 AM

* runs out *

BluesClues

11-13-2006, 11:04 AM

*throws shoe*
What the hell you running for boy?!

The Golden Child

11-13-2006, 11:07 AM

* falls to ground *

* looks around and sees jamese shoes *

* picks up with stick because it smells *

* sets on fire *

* runs *

BluesClues

11-13-2006, 11:09 AM

* falls to ground *

* looks around and sees jamese shoes *

* picks up with stick because it smells *

* sets on fire *

* runs *
Damnit boy there is not running in the house!
*picks us shot gun*

The Golden Child

11-13-2006, 11:13 AM

Damnit boy there is not running in the house!
*picks us shot gun*

FUCK THE RULES !!!

* grabs shotgun from jamese *

* bends shotgun *

* walks out *

Mike Lowrey

11-13-2006, 11:18 AM

Don Julio > Patron

thinkfast®

11-13-2006, 11:22 AM

^^ AGREED, AND TRY JIMADOR TOO

PATRON IS FOR YUPPIES AND RAP VIDEOS

2.0civic

11-13-2006, 11:23 AM

SORRY, I MEANT TO SAY UNLESS YOUR NAME IS JUSTINE, THEN YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE HAIR ON YOUR CHEST PART, SINCE SHE HAS A FUCKIN KING LOUIE JUNGLE BOOK CHEST ALREADY GROSE YUK

LIRL, but seriously...nobody liked patron until rappers put it in videos....bottom line is 90% of the people never heard of patron until usher and little jon mentioned it:2cents:

thinkfast®

11-13-2006, 11:23 AM

TRUE STORY HAHA CHECK MY POST RIGHT UP TOP!

Mike Lowrey

11-13-2006, 11:24 AM

^^ AGREED, AND TRY JIMADOR TOO

I will give it a try. :goodjob:

PATRON IS FOR YUPPIES AND RAP VIDEOS

:lmfao: :lmfao:

Yuppie Putos!

2.0civic

11-13-2006, 11:24 AM

damn you posted that right before me

thinkfast®

11-13-2006, 11:27 AM

MILAGRO TEQUILA AINT TOO BAD EITHER, I BEEN TO THEIR FACTORY IN MEXICO AND THE SAMPLES WERE OMG!! HAHA.. BUT YEA PATRON IS A FAD MUCH LIKE HENESSEY WAS FOR THE WANNABE THUGS (THERE ARE MUCH BETTER COGNACS OUT)

:2cents:

The Golden Child

11-13-2006, 11:29 AM

* writes down *

jimador ..

2.0civic

11-13-2006, 11:31 AM

thinkfast®

11-13-2006, 12:40 PM

CALL ME A CONNOISSEUR HOMEY! I APPRECIATE GOOD TEQUILA AND AS I GOT OLDER I REALIZED.....

THEY MAKE IT IN OTHER CONTAINERS BESIDES PLASTIC JUGS! LITTLE KNOWN FACT, I KNOW. YOU CAN POSITIVE REP ME FOR THIS FINE FACT FINDING CONVO

The Golden Child

11-13-2006, 12:57 PM

i bet ricky got a collection of empty bottles on his wall ..

BluesClues

11-13-2006, 12:58 PM

FUCK THE RULES !!!

* grabs shotgun from jamese *

* bends shotgun *

* walks out *
That's better boy!!!!
Damn youngins ain't go no home training

The Golden Child

11-13-2006, 01:05 PM

lolz ..

Nemesis

11-13-2006, 01:28 PM

Patron is the shit...just thought id let ya know...

Judging by your birthdate in your profile you arent old enough to drink.

The Golden Child

11-13-2006, 01:43 PM

it says he was born in 86 so yea ..

LS2ner

11-13-2006, 04:02 PM

I have 2 months :( But ive started drinkin when i was 15. I never really drank alot until High school. After graduation i quit and just recently started drinkin occasionally.

Nemesis

11-13-2006, 04:58 PM

But ive started drinkin when i was 15.

When people grow up they learn that drinking doesnt make you "cool". :goodjob:

~The_Duke~

11-13-2006, 04:59 PM

I dont drink to get drunk, I drink cas it tastes good. For example I wont drink shitty beer...

LS2ner

11-13-2006, 05:00 PM

Yea i realized that in high school. Thats one of many reasons why i stopped drinkin. I think ive drank like maybe 4-5 times this entire year.

LS2ner

11-13-2006, 05:05 PM

The Golden Child

11-13-2006, 05:23 PM

peer pressure kills ..

i admit i drank my 1st photee when i was 12 ..

thinkfast®

11-14-2006, 07:33 AM

THAT MEZCAL WILL CURE WHATEVER YOU GOT, MAKE SURE YOU GOT A FIREPROOF LIVER THOUGH LOL

The Golden Child

11-14-2006, 09:48 AM

i dont think my liver is gunna last any longer homie .. LOLZ !!!

BluesClues

11-14-2006, 10:15 AM

Damn youngins lol

The Golden Child

11-14-2006, 10:16 AM

whos a youngn ??

LS2ner

11-14-2006, 10:36 AM

Apparently me.. :shrug:

2.0civic

11-14-2006, 10:48 AM

I didnt start drinkin patron cause of lil jon lol. I was introduced to patron in 2004ish when i started bartending. I like it cause its smooth, same reason grey goose is my fav Vodka. Not cuz yin yang twins, but cause compared to the majority of others i prefer its taste. Mezcal is some good shit, but i cant drink much of it. A buddy brought some back from tijuana a couple years ago, its fuckin strong!

where did you bartend in 04?? just curious cause alot of places wont hire bartenders until 20-21 and 04 puts you at 18. which bartending school did you go to? grey goose is good but 3some goes down so much smoother

LS2ner

11-14-2006, 10:55 AM

I live in dalton lol. I know in atlanta you have to be 21 and most bars, if not all, wont hire you without a Bartenders license. I bartended at a place called the Dalton Depot. I started working there in 02. I worked in the bar as a barback for almost 2 years. By that time i had learned alot. I served tables for about 3 weeks, then went into the bar. I wasnt bartender all the time tho. Sometimes i cocktailed. Which i prefer anyways cause i made more cash.