I almost just went to jail...

[HalfBaked]

Holy sdhit!

I should be in jail LOL. Fuck cobb couny.

[slowrolla97]

Count On Being Busted when in cobb man. Sucks i hate living here

[THEONE]

mmmm,jail.never been.ive been to juvy it sucked.

[1SICKLEX]

Thats all I need to hear Cobb County. AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE AT NIGHT!!!

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

CLIFFS?

[Leadfoot_mf]

what did u do gangsta

[quickdodge®]

Thats all I need to hear Cobb County. AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE AT NIGHT!!!

Or. More easily. Don't be stupid. I drive everywhere and as long as I am straight and don't give anyone any reason to pull me over, I'm good. Later, QD.

[koukis14]

I make sure Im pretty sober before I go out here at night.

[The Ninja]

you don't have to give cobb county a reason to pull you over, they take one.

[The Yousef]

Holy sdhit!

I should be in jail LOL. Fuck cobb couny.
damnit matt...

i told you she looked underage you fucking dumbass!!!

[RedGTS]

last night you dumbass? were did you go

[1439/2000]

allens party get out of hand???

[1439/2000]

you don't have to give cobb county a reason to pull you over, they take one.


I drive like a grandma and I got my car searched through and through for NITROUS. Wow. They are real weird out here. Cobb police are different to say the least.

[quickdodge®]

you don't have to give cobb county a reason to pull you over, they take one.

Says anyone that doesn't know how to take the blame for his/her own actions. Later, QD.

[R.Kelly]

so elaborate on why you got pulled over

[tony]

Or. More easily. Don't be stupid. I drive everywhere and as long as I am straight and don't give anyone any reason to pull me over, I'm good. Later, QD.

Shit Cobb County pulled me over for no reason (literally) and gave me a ticket for no insurance even though I had proof AND she verified. Dumb ass said she was not familiar with esurance.com so I would have to take it up with the court, I waited 3 hours in court for the judge to ask me why the hell I received a ticket. I'm not going to say all of Cobb Co. as asses but the majority of the ones I run into are.

[quickdodge®]

Shit Cobb County pulled me over for no reason (literally) and gave me a ticket for no insurance even though I had proof AND she verified. Dumb ass said she was not familiar with esurance.com so I would have to take it up with the court, I waited 3 hours in court for the judge to ask me why the hell I received a ticket. I'm not going to say all of Cobb Co. as asses but the majority of the ones I run into are.

So the officer specifically told you that you got pulled over for no reason? I have driven through Cobb County many times and in many different type cars, from lowriders to "stand-out-in-the-crowd" cars and never been pulled over. Later, QD.

[brads94accord]

I have only been pulled over by cobb county twice a few years ago for speeding, the officers i had were nice guys, obviously they had reason to pull me over b/c I was speeding. I have had plenty of window tint tickets but none of them were from cobb PD. I'm sure there are a few bad ones in the bunch but overall they are pretty good.


as long as you are obeying the law or don't act like you are doing or going to do something stupid and they will leave you alone.

[The Golden Child]

COBB POLICE ARE RACISE !!!! LOLZ !!!

well what did you do to almost go in jail ??

[Hulud]

Or. More easily. Don't be stupid. I drive everywhere and as long as I am straight and don't give anyone any reason to pull me over, I'm good. Later, QD.
wrong, cobb will pull you over for nothing

[quickdodge®]

wrong, cobb will pull you over for nothing

Yeah. I believe that now. Hmmmm. Later, QD.

[Hulud]

Yeah. I believe that now. Hmmmm. Later, QD.
i dont care if you believe me or not :goodjob:


all i know is i got pulled over one night because i was driving the speedlimit, he thought i was being suspicious driving the speed limit is what he told me :goodjob:

[1439/2000]

as long as you are obeying the law or don't act like you are doing or going to do something stupid and they will leave you alone.

Except for pulling you over getting off the highway and searching your car for nitrous because its loud. Then giving you a license plate frame ticket.

[Jecht]

Yeah I agree, Cobb officers do like to pull people over for nothing. I've pulled over once and he said my stock exhaust on my old 240sx was too loud. So HalfBaked, what did you do?


1439/2000, they can actually give you a ticket for license plate frames?? :???:

[Hulud]

So HalfBaked, what did you do?
jailbait prolly

[Tracy]

Jay does drive like a grandma! I hate it!!!!!! He pisses me off with that shit!!!!!! DIE grandma, DIE!

[quickdodge®]

Wow. It's funny to see no one likes to take the blame for their actions. Always want to blame the police. Lolol. Later, QD.

[Tracy]

Wow. It's funny to see no one likes to take the blame for their actions. Always want to blame the police. Lolol. Later, QD.

I take the blame for my actions! I'm just pissed that Jay drives like a fucking grandma all the time! Not even the speed limit! It's so gay! We went to Orlando and it took us forever to get everywhere becuase he was driving! But one time, I had to ride in the trunk with Halfbaked, cuz everyone wa drunk, so we all had to pile in Jay's car cuz no one else could drive! So that time, I didn't care...since I couldn't really tell how slow he was going anyways.

[quickdodge®]

I wasn't refering to you, future wife. Later, QD.

[Hulud]

Wow. It's funny to see no one likes to take the blame for their actions. Always want to blame the police. Lolol. Later, QD.
since i wasnt doing anything wrong i dont see why i should take the blame :goodjob:

[The Green Monster]

yeah i got pulled over once cuz my exhaust was dragging? On austell...which has no bumps for the record...he said it mustve sparked as i went over a bump or something...he pulled me over for no reason...I had 2 guys in the car with me...and there are 4 speed bumps to get into my subdivision so surely we'd hear the exhaust scrape....no sound whatsoever...that's because my exhaust wasn't dragging...and I'm sure I would've heard it doin 45-50 on austell scraping the ground


fuck COBB COUNTY


I think the only reason I'm still here is cuz the 2 guys in the car with me happened to be white...thank God!

[Tracy]

I wasn't refering to you, future wife. Later, QD.


Ok future ex husband. I need my spousal support! I know you're paid!

[quickdodge®]

.and I'm sure I would've heard it doin 45-50 on austell scraping the ground

You never know. I'm pretty sure that you guys were in the middle of prayer when the even may have happened. Radio playing...loudly...you guys talking. You won't necessarily hear the scrape. Also, it could have been just enough of a scrape to spark. Hanging exhausts is grounds for a pull-over.


I think the only reason I'm still here is cuz the 2 guys in the car with me happened to be white...thank God!

I was waiting for this crap to be brought in. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

since i wasnt doing anything wrong i dont see why i should take the blame :goodjob:

Yeah. Later, QD.

[Hulud]

I was waiting for this crap to be brought in. Later, QD.
yea now that shit is fucking stupid, callin all cops racist

[The Golden Child]

so does anyone know why ??

[Hulud]

Yeah. Later, QD.
Good answer

[The Golden Child]

yea now that shit is fucking stupid, callin all cops racist

DAYM RACISE !!!

[Hulud]

DAYM RACISE !!!
Bitch please i hate everyone equally

[The Golden Child]

Bitch please i hate everyone equally

LOLZ !!!

[quickdodge®]

Good answer

Not to mention a sarcastic one. Later, QD.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

i got a hangover from hell

[The Golden Child]

so whats it feel like ??

[Hulud]

Not to mention a sarcastic one. Later, QD.
funny cause you werent there yet you act like you know :rolleyes:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

feels like my head weighs 10 pounds heavier

i can't eat
i can't sleep
i can barely type

[quickdodge®]

funny cause you werent there yet you act like you know :rolleyes:

You're actually right on this comment:

Right answer - 1
Wrong answer - > 1

Later, QD.

[Hulud]

where are my wrong ones?

[quickdodge®]

Ummm. No. The > symbol is refered to as the greater than symbol. Later, QD.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

i think it was the vodka

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v48/188/90/71105207/n71105207_30420522_7769.jpg


and the hoes

[quickdodge®]

where are my wrong ones?

Below, I have compiled your wrong answers that you seek:


wrong, cobb will pull you over for nothing


since i wasnt doing anything wrong

There. Let me get thsi straight. You're just riding down through Cobb Co., minding your own business, nothing worng your car, going the speed limit and, out of nowhere, a Cobb officer pulls you over? Hmmmm. Wonder why that's never happened to me. Later, QD.

[The Golden Child]

i think it was the vodka

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v48/188/90/71105207/n71105207_30420522_7769.jpg


and the hoes

:goodjob:

[1439/2000]

The one on the left is a man. Gene Wilder actually.

[quickdodge®]

The one on the left is a man. Gene Wilder actually.

Goddamn isn't that the truth. Later, QD.

[The Yousef]

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v48/188/90/71105207/n71105207_30420522_7769.jpg


and the hoes

you have AIDS of the brain mark....

i'm sorry :( :no:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

can you count how many IA guys are in this PIC?

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v48/188/90/71105207/n71105207_30420531_329.jpg

[Tracy]

can you count how many IA guys are in this PIC?

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v48/188/90/71105207/n71105207_30420531_329.jpg

I see allen and Mike from Fl and...I can't tell who the other 2 are.

[Hulud]

There. Let me get thsi straight. You're just riding down through Cobb Co., minding your own business, nothing worng your car, going the speed limit and, out of nowhere, a Cobb officer pulls you over? Hmmmm. Wonder why that's never happened to me. Later, QD.
Yes, what dont you understand about teh cop telling me that he thought it was suspicious of me doing the speed limit?

so inturn both those comments are not wrong, because once again you werent there, so dont go acting like you know what went on

[quickdodge®]

Yes, what dont you understand about teh cop telling me that he thought it was suspicious of me doing the speed limit?

so inturn both those comments are not wrong, because once again you werent there, so dont go acting like you know what went on

I read ya, man. If you say so. I never once stated anything about me being there and I'm not acting as if I were. I'll let you have your story. Later, QD.

[1439/2000]

OMG Josh with the 23704892374 240s. I havent seen him in a year or so.

I don't think anyone has. Until the free kegs are made available.

[Leadfoot_mf]

he was ridin dirty.

[The Green Monster]

for your info...my car didn't have speakers...2 my exhaust didn't scrape when you're riding stock height...plus on some fuckin 19's


get over yourself QD...Later, SE-Rial Killer

[Dragonfly5338]

Holy crap Allen looks fucked up in that picture, hahhahahaha.

[quickdodge®]

..2 my exhaust didn't scrape when you're riding stock height..

If it's hanging it might. I don't know whatyour car looks like. I don't give a goddamn. I was offering up some reasons why you "might" not have heard it.



get over yourself QD...Later, SE-Rial Killer

Fuck you. When you're as high up on a pedastal as I am, you can run shit, too. Until then, keep bowing down to me. Later, QD.

[The Green Monster]

Yeah i guess it's high when you're the only one around and who cares about it...you're such a fag...becuase you think you're ALWAYS right when sometimes Cobb County Cops are jackasses for no reason...I would know I've lived there for the past 11 years RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM THE FUCKING STATION


I"m out this thread

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Holy crap Allen looks fucked up in that picture, hahhahahaha.


You have no idea. :cheers:

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

man I was wasted THUR and suffered FRI..

phatboy, I feel your pain

[PhAtBoYMr2]

and the cops yesterday were fucking dick heads like most cops are, FUCK THE POLICE

[quickdodge®]

Yeah i guess it's high when you're the only one around and who cares about it..

Trust me.

.
you're such a fag...

Lolol. You are falling right according to my plan.


becuase you think you're ALWAYS right when sometimes Cobb County Cops are jackasses for no reason

I don't think I am always right.


I"m out this thread

Bullshit. Later, QD.

[joesblk_teg]

cops are cops and all it takes is one ass hole cop to make the whole station look bad, i personally respect cops in general, but i have been harassed but a few cops especially in cobb for what seems to be no reason. Cobb police seem to be the worst from my experience.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Fuck the Police

yeah i said it.

[The Yousef]

Fuck the Police

yeah i said it.

fuk u

[HvyArms]

How does one, "almost just went ot jail"? I've been in a couple of jails, cest la vie, but I've never "almost" gone to any of them. I never get those cops who say "you know, I COULD arrest you right now, but I wont". Cops are great!

[BTLFED]

Yeah. I believe that now. Hmmmm. Later, QD.

You should believe it. I was pulled over 4 times and thrown into the back of a cop car for driving MY "stolen" CRX. You can argue this point all you want, but this time you are wrong, QD. I have been pulled over for literally nothing and watch them walk around my vehicle trying to find a reason why THEY pulled me over. I even had a cop bang on the hood of my CRX with his nightstick and his reasoning was "I'm making sure its not fiberglass." Fiberglass hoods aren't illegal.

[1439/2000]

You should believe it. I was pulled over 4 times and thrown into the back of a cop car for driving MY "stolen" CRX. You can argue this point all you want, but this time you are wrong, QD. I have been pulled over for literally nothing and watch them walk around my vehicle trying to find a reason why THEY pulled me over. I even had a cop bang on the hood of my CRX with his nightstick and his reasoning was "I'm making sure its not fiberglass." Fiberglass hoods aren't illegal.


Turns out Corvettes are banned in Cobb. lol

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

lol

[1SICKLEX]

Or. More easily. Don't be stupid. I drive everywhere and as long as I am straight and don't give anyone any reason to pull me over, I'm good. Later, QD.
Gonna disagree here and if you know a couple of their police force, they have the green light to pull over anyone or anything.

I've worked and lived in Cobb. Funny, I NEVER got a speeding ticket in Cobb b/c I know not to speed there. I've gotten pulled over without speeding, lol.

Smyrna is worse.

[wantboost]

Except for pulling you over getting off the highway and searching your car for nitrous because its loud. Then giving you a license plate frame ticket.
hahahaha, been there done that lol.

[Fast Shadow]

http://www.mrkurtnielsen.com/CAC-RIP/RayTraylor-large.gif

don't forget who was from cobb county.

[quickdodge®]

You should believe it. I was pulled over 4 times and thrown into the back of a cop car for driving MY "stolen" CRX. You can argue this point all you want, but this time you are wrong, QD. I have been pulled over for literally nothing and watch them walk around my vehicle trying to find a reason why THEY pulled me over. I even had a cop bang on the hood of my CRX with his nightstick and his reasoning was "I'm making sure its not fiberglass." Fiberglass hoods aren't illegal.

Still don't believe. Doesn't matter how many times you say it or how you say it. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Gonna disagree here and if you know a couple of their police force, they have the green light to pull over anyone or anything.

Yeah. Illegally, they can pull you over for anything. Later, QD.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Qd are you a cop?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I think Qd is an undercover cop here to bust us all.....

[BTLFED]

Still don't believe. Doesn't matter how many times you say it or how you say it. Later, QD.

I don't give a fuck what you believe. I'm not like these young ricers on here that are like "I was pulled over for no reason! Fuck the police! (I was doing 80 in a 45)" Yeah, you have driven through cobb county....good for you....you don't LIVE in cobb county. You have no clue.

[Tracy]

Windy Hill sucks. Don't ever do over 45 when comming to our shop!

[1SICKLEX]

Windy Hill sucks. Don't ever do over 45 when comming to our shop!
I'll never forget riding with a bud and there is a damn ROADBLOCK on Windy Hill Rd. This is a 4 lane road WITH a center lane!! We were fine but I was like "this is nuts".

[Tracy]

I'll never forget riding with a bud and there is a damn ROADBLOCK on Windy Hill Rd. This is a 4 lane road WITH a center lane!! We were fine but I was like "this is nuts".

Yea, the motorcycle cops love Windy Hill. I get people trying to race me all the time on that road cuz it's so long and straight.....right before where the cops like to chill. I always laugh my ass off (of course) when they get pulled over.

[TheSnail]

HB did hell of a job when the cop was trying to come in. I thought he was going to go to jail at that point.

[BTLFED]

HB did hell of a job when the cop was trying to come in. I thought he was going to go to jail at that point.

Why wasn't I invited to this party? That's fucked up.

[TheSnail]

I just had to beat Matt in beer pong. Not so much the party but to defend my title. I just woke up, we went to sleep at 9ish and I had to sleep with a fat girl. I had to take one for the team I guess.

[The Golden Child]

I just had to beat Matt in beer pong. Not so much the party but to defend my title. I just woke up, we went to sleep at 9ish and I had to sleep with a fat girl. I had to take one for the team I guess.

YUCK !!!

[TheSnail]

*walks off to take shower*

[The Golden Child]

*walks off to take shower*

ur gunna need more than a shower buddy ..

[BTLFED]

I just had to beat Matt in beer pong. Not so much the party but to defend my title. I just woke up, we went to sleep at 9ish and I had to sleep with a fat girl. I had to take one for the team I guess.

Bahahaha! Everyone has been guilty of riding a moped at least once! :lmfao:

[TheSnail]

LOL "moped" hahaha

[BTLFED]

LOL "moped" hahaha

Fun to ride as long as your friends don't catch you doing it.

[TheSnail]

lol

[The Golden Child]

YUCK !!!

[JstAneon]

This really makes me look forward to moving back to Cobb....

[Leadfoot_mf]

i wish u were in jail so i didnt have to see the thread. wait if u did get arrested there would be 20 threads about it. stfu

[The Golden Child]

halfbaked likes getting it in the ass ..

[Hulud]

Yeah, you have driven through cobb county....good for you....you don't LIVE in cobb county. You have no clue.
exactly

[chnco]

I'm still drunk!!

Compound tonight bitches!!

[quickdodge®]

I'm still drunk!!

Compound tonight bitches!!

I go there every fucking week. I hate it. Those folks are assholes. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

I don't give a fuck what you believe. I'm not like these young ricers on here that are like "I was pulled over for no reason! Fuck the police! (I was doing 80 in a 45)" Yeah, you have driven through cobb county....good for you....you don't LIVE in cobb county. You have no clue.

Awwww. Did I hit a nerve? Who gives a fuck? Did your new "girlfriend" turn you out? Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Qd are you a cop?

Why? Because I don't hate every single cop in the world? Later, QD.

[The Golden Child]

I go there every fucking week. I hate it. Those folks are assholes. Later, QD.

WALL HOGGER !!!

[TeeJay]

i cant argue with what you guys are saying about cobb county cops, but i dont think its just cobb county, i think it is most suburbs or small towns across america. i know cobb county is pretty populated but its still a suburb, and for some reason cops tend to be less lenient in the burbs. i live in matthews, a suburb of charlotte, and ive been pulled over for all kinds of BS. example, im driving a pickup truck with a motor that i had just picked up from honda and it was in the black plastic crate thingy, and i get pulled over and the cop has me open the crate and show him what was in it. his reason: it looked like it would fit a body inside of it. WTF. most suburban cops dont have shit to do, i guess harassing drivers is their way of making the shift go by faster, i dunno

[Big J]

I go there every fucking week. I hate it. Those folks are assholes. Later, QD.

Maybe it's you.....:dunno:

[quickdodge®]

And clear you PMs, BTLFED. Later, QD.

[HalfBaked]

Shit, I don't remember this.

I just got up.

What happened was we had a party it got out of hand the cops came. I refused to let them inside they started getting attitude with me so I kinda gave them one back a bit because the cop like grabbed me by my shirt and started dragging me saying he was taking me to jail and I said I hadn't done anything wrong.

I ended up just getting a ticket for noise violation.

[The Golden Child]

LOLZ !!!

[The Golden Child]

should of been like ill give you AIDS !!!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

there were some beautiful women out last night..man i love kennesaw

[HalfBaked]

there were some beautiful women out last night..man i love kennesaw
Me too. I woke up alone, hopefully I didn't fall asleep that way...haha.

We probably will have to tone down on the parties at my place for a while tho.

Fucking bitch ass neighbors.

[The Golden Child]

go to the woods ..

[PhAtBoYMr2]

tell me about it man, i think cops have showed just about all of your parties....thats becuse we get shit crunk....

im still hungover and don't feel like drinking tonight.....

go to my facebook for pics of last night

[The Golden Child]

tell me about it man, i think cops have showed just about all of your parties....thats becuse we get shit crunk....

im still hungover and don't feel like drinking tonight.....

go to my facebook for pics of last night

drink more ..

[HalfBaked]

tell me about it man, i think cops have showed just about all of your parties....thats becuse we get shit crunk....

im still hungover and don't feel like drinking tonight.....

go to my facebook for pics of last night
WTF! No pics of me tho.

I'm upset.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

WTF! No pics of me tho.

I'm upset.

yeah i only got 3 and it wasnt even my good side...wtf!?! blame natalie

did you score with inna last night or what? shes quite the freak

and landon is a pimp, that girl with the mr2 is hot!!

[HalfBaked]

yeah i only got 3 and it wasnt even my good side...wtf!?! blame natalie

did you score with inna last night or what? shes quite the freak

and landon is a pimp, that girl with the mr2 is hot!!
I don't think I scored with any girls lol. I just got really really fucked up after the cops left and I remember going to sleep.

Ya thats Landon's girlfriend, he hooked up with some other girl last night too while she was in his room lolol.

[The Golden Child]

pictures dammit ..

[HalfBaked]

pictures dammit ..
Mark has a bunch.

Post some pictures lol.

[The Golden Child]

mark always got some party pictures .. lolz !!!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I don't think I scored with any girls lol. I just got really really fucked up after the cops left and I remember going to sleep.

Ya thats Landon's girlfriend, he hooked up with some other girl last night too while she was in his room lolol.


lol me landon and his girlfriend ran into a room when the cops came and that random girl that came in there started balling her eyes out talking about she cant get arrested again and her parents are going to disown her...some crazy shit it was funny

but yeah man always good times for sure....those kennesaw hoes got me strung.

[The Golden Child]

lol me landon and his girlfriend ran into a room when the cops came and that random girl that came in there started balling her eyes out talking about she cant get arrested again and her parents are going to disown her...some crazy shit it was funny

but yeah man always good times for sure....those kennesaw hoes got me strung.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

underage drinking for the loss ..

[PhAtBoYMr2]

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[TeeJay]

haha mark is caught up like usher

[HalfBaked]

lol me landon and his girlfriend ran into a room when the cops came and that random girl that came in there started balling her eyes out talking about she cant get arrested again and her parents are going to disown her...some crazy shit it was funny

but yeah man always good times for sure....those kennesaw hoes got me strung.
Hahaha Landon told me about that shit.

She must not have had faith in me!

My favorite part of night was me talking to the cop.

Cop: Tell everyone to go into the living room!
Me to everyone inside: If you're 21 go in the living if you're not go hide!
Cop: I heard what you just said, you told them to go hide.
Me: No sir I did not.
Cop: I just heard you, are you calling me a fucking liar?
Me: Maybe you misheard me?
Cop: I'm coming inside.
Me: No sir you are not. We can go outside and talk.
Cop: Well then you are going to jail.
Me: No sir. You don't have permission to come inside.

Then he grabbed my shirt and dragged me up front.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

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[TeeJay]

Hahaha Landon told me about that shit.

She must not have had faith in me!

My favorite part of night was me talking to the cop.

Cop: Tell everyone to go into the living room!
Me to everyone inside: If you're 21 go in the living if you're not go hide!
Cop: I heard what you just said, you told them to go hide.
Me: No sir I did not.
Cop: I just heard you, are you calling me a fucking liar?
Me: Maybe you misheard me?
Cop: I'm coming inside.
Me: No sir you are not. We can go outside and talk.
Cop: Well then you are going to jail.
Me: No sir. You don't have permission to come inside.

Then he grabbed my shirt and dragged me up front.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Hahaha Landon told me about that shit.

She must not have had faith in me!

My favorite part of night was me talking to the cop.

Cop: Tell everyone to go into the living room!
Me to everyone inside: If you're 21 go in the living if you're not go hide!
Cop: I heard what you just said, you told them to go hide.
Me: No sir I did not.
Cop: I just heard you, are you calling me a fucking liar?
Me: Maybe you misheard me?
Cop: I'm coming inside.
Me: No sir you are not. We can go outside and talk.
Cop: Well then you are going to jail.
Me: No sir. You don't have permission to come inside.

Then he grabbed my shirt and dragged me up front.


hahahahhahahah i wasnt there for that one......+1

[PhAtBoYMr2]

matt who was that blonde chick in the 2nd pic throwin up the peace sign.......she was bangin

[HalfBaked]

hahahahhahahah i wasnt there for that one......+1
Ya that was when the cops came lol.

Stupid mother fuckers.

This morning our neighbors flicked off Nicole Landon's girlfriend.

[The Golden Child]

theres a few good looking girls there the others well there just but-her faces ..

[HalfBaked]

matt who was that blonde chick in the 2nd pic throwin up the peace sign.......she was bangin
Not sure. She had braces tho lol.

[The Golden Child]

Not sure. She had braces tho lol.

oh dahs no good ..

[PhAtBoYMr2]

theres a few good looking girls there the others well there just but-her faces ..

my camera died before alot of people showed......but trust me it was a pretty good turnout last night

[The Golden Child]

my camera died before alot of people showed......but trust me it was a pretty good turnout last night

maybe next time ill be the token asian guy there ..

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Not sure. She had braces tho lol.

id still hit it....

prob not get a blowjob though......lol

[The Golden Child]

id still hit it....

prob not get a blowjob though......lol

haha def not ..

[HalfBaked]

There were this guy and girl passed out in Allen's room...

And Landon needed to move their car so someone could leave, well they were like:

Landon: Hey where are your keys?
Him: In my pocket

So Landon moves the sheets down and he is butt ass naked and she has her pants down around her knees.

Him: My pants are over there.

Then Landon said everyone just started cracking up laughing.

[HalfBaked]

maybe next time ill be the token asian guy there ..
Didn't you see Allen? Chnco?

He is lol.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

good shit.

[The Golden Child]

There were this guy and girl passed out in Allen's room...

And Landon needed to move their car so someone could leave, well they were like:

Landon: Hey where are your keys?
Him: In my pocket

So Landon moves the sheets down and he is butt ass naked and she has her pants down around her knees.

Him: My pants are over there.

Then Landon said everyone just started cracking up laughing.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[The Golden Child]

Didn't you see Allen? Chnco?

He is lol.

* goes back a few pages *

oh ok gotcha well ill be the 2nd .. LOLZ !!!

[chnco]

yea, at one point I couldn't move around. I'd say a fuck load of people.

[chnco]

* goes back a few pages *

oh ok gotcha well ill be the 2nd .. LOLZ !!!

Sorry buddy. You lose.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Im still kinda upset you invited another black guy......

all the white pussy is reserved for me...not him..dont do it again!

[HalfBaked]

Im still kinda upset you invited another black guy......

all the white pussy is reserved for me...not him..dont do it again!
He was there for the token black girl lol.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

god i dont even know if i can drink tonight....

why do i do this to myself?

[chnco]

Mark, come down to Compound yo!!!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I know alot of people that are actually going but im too exhausted to even think about clubbing so ill prob keep it low key tonight...

last night i came up with a good idea....when me and matt get our rides back we all need to take a photoshoot togeather..tell me your down

[chnco]

I'm always down. Change your tampon and come on down to Compound. I'll have a VIP wristband for you ;)

[Jecht]

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v48/188/90/71105207/n71105207_30420518_6627.jpg
I think that asian chick is in my Political science class. lol


Smyrna is worse.
x10000000000. I hate this place. I know some people that graduated from CHS that are full blown cops in Smyrna now, and believe me, they were the people that failed grades multiple times. Smyrna cops definitely aren't the brightest people. But I don't want to get into an argument with QD so I won't say anymore. We both have our opinions. I'll leave it at that.

Oh, and Halfbaked I crack up everytime I see your sig. lol :goodjob:

[quickdodge®]

Maybe it's you.....:dunno:

Then again, maybe you don't know shit. Later, QD.

[Miranda]

Halfbaked, lemme know how teh buttsecksors is in teh pen-E-tentury.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

miranda i wanna have buttseckors with you

[Miranda]

miranda i wanna have buttseckors with you
Only if you're hung like a lightswitch.

[quickdodge®]

Only if you're hung like a lightswitch.

You don't like them very big. Do you? Lolol. Later, QD.

http://cranialnovacreations.com/images/lightswitch.jpg

[quickdodge®]

Smyrna cops definitely aren't the brightest people. But I don't want to get into an argument with QD so I won't say anymore. We both have our opinions. I'll leave it at that.

Awwww. No arguements here on that. I never said anything about ALL cops being assholes or pulling people over for nothing. Later, QD.

[Brick]

Not sure. She had braces tho lol.

She's pretty cool, met her drunk as shit at Barnacles and sang karaoke with her once. I'm extremely disappointed there's no pictures of the best pole dancer at the party.......

me :yes:

[Ruiner]

Wow, some of those girls look WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to young to even be in the same room with...

[HalfBaked]

They all over 18.

Thats all that matters to me.

[LS2ner]

Lol, this reminds me of when I used to party at my house all the time in highschool. My dad was building his house and we had a huge bon fire. The police showed up, but couldnt come past the first 5 feet of the driveway cause i had a chain across it with "no trespassing" on it. The cops starts yellin for everyone to come overthere and got pretty pissed when i told him to fuck off. I need to come to your parties lol..

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

damn HB.. you need 3 token asians there..

[R3RUN]

Dont know about up there but around here if you're at a party and there is underage drinking going on as long as 1 person is over 21 you are in the clear. When the cops come in everyone under 21 puts down their drinks (even if theres a shit ton of people) and the one guy over 21 says "i have a drinking problem" and the cops cant do shit. Doesnt matter how drunk everyone is.

I dont really have to worry bout smyrna cops though A) im never really over there B) my grandfather is on the city council :)

[Ran]

I almost just went to jail...Wow, me too. I got pulled over and was sweatin' it. I told him some crap about "tutoring" the girl next to me and flashed him my George Association of Educators ID card. He let me go. Ha! Sucker! :D

[R3RUN]

Wow, me too. I got pulled over and was sweatin' it. I told him some crap about "tutoring" the girl next to me and flashed him my George Association of Educators ID card. He let me go. Ha! Sucker! :D

as soon as he let you go the cop said "my god what have i done!!"

[Tracy]

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v48/188/90/71105207/n71105207_30420497_672.jpg
http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v48/188/90/71105207/n71105207_30420498_946.jpg
http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v48/188/90/71105207/n71105207_30420511_4649.jpg
http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v48/188/90/71105207/n71105207_30420509_4063.jpg
http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v48/188/90/71105207/n71105207_30420518_6627.jpg

are any of those the girl that I punched in the face at Compound Sat? I was drunk, I forgot what she looked like.

[HalfBaked]

are any of those the girl that I punched in the face at Compound Sat? I was drunk, I forgot what she looked like.
Nope.

You punched some ugly ass ho that Durden used to date.

[Tracy]

Nope.

You punched some ugly ass ho that Durden used to date.

I didn't punch the asian. I punched the white girl

[PhAtBoYMr2]

oh shit tracy got crunk on a bitch??? what happened?

[HalfBaked]

I didn't ounch the asian. I punched the white girl
Oh.

Damn.

I was hoping you punched the asian.

Some bitch got up in Tracys face for no reason so Tracy hit her.

I LIRL'd.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

lol did tracy get kicked out or did anyone go to jail???

I shouldve went to compound on sat...o well

[HalfBaked]

lol did tracy get kicked out or did anyone go to jail???

I shouldve went to compound on sat...o well
Nope.

Allen did get kicked out however because some dude got up in his face and started talking shit.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

damn fuckin haters always starting shit.

[HalfBaked]

damn fuckin haters always starting shit.
Landon about got his ass whooped because some bitch sat on our couch and his drunk ass was like "Get your fucking fat ass off my mother fucking couch."

The guys she was with were not pleased.

[Tracy]

O damn! LOL. I missed all of that. Thankfully, there def would have been a fight then! That one bitch touched my face with her finger. That's why she got punched!

[FDslider]

That one bitch touched my face with her finger. That's why she got punched!
ahahaha, that's some funny shit! +1 for Tracy!!!

[chnco]

Damnit Tracy!!!! You made me spill my drink all over us!!! WTF!!!

[Tracy]

Damnit Tracy!!!! You made me spill my drink all over us!!! WTF!!!

Dude I was soaked and my feet were sticky! I don't feel so bad now knowing that all y'all almost got into fights. At least I got to hit a bitch :)

[PhAtBoYMr2]

allen fix your avatar..its been like that for almost a year now.

[HalfBaked]

Allen is slow to getting around to doing things.

[chnco]

I watched Dan dance!!! hahahaha I win.

Tell Mike B to hook it up this weekend.

[Tracy]

I watched Dan dance!!! hahahaha I win.

Tell Mike B to hook it up this weekend.

No! I have DF this weekend.

And Dan was dancing. He was so cute!