TUESDAY JOKE

[Brett]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected:


A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.



As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know
what, you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

[Bishop]

lol

[eViLMunkey]

Bwahaha... the truth hurts....

[Mike Lowrey]

:lmfao:

[Sammich]

Bwahaha... the truth hurts....

DNT IT...

























































REPOST U OLD BASTAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TRINI4LIFE]

Damn BRETT









































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[imbosile]

havn't heard that one before, nice

[Brett]

This isnt a repost!! Atleast it better not be!! LOL

[Sammich]

This isnt a repost!! Atleast it better not be!! LOL

now u know ur memory is bad..how u gona say this isnt a repost...

even what u said just now is a repost...STFU...GTFO-------------------->> THATTA WAY:police:

[TheSnail]

Give it up old man



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[ShooterMcGavin]

holy hell, can u dig up any older jokes than this? :gay:

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

LOL !!!

[STI LOVER]

Lol :goodjob: good repost though. new to me.

['chell]

i still thought it was funny!

[Sammich]

^repost

[8bangin302]

lol..

[The Golden Child]

Brett posting these daym reposts ..

someone posted this recently also ..

Brett you sum bitch get your suit ready ..