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Tiff-O-Bitties
11-02-2006, 02:46 PM
What would you do? I'm taking ideas.. Nothing illegal guys/gals.. I just need to know how you would really piss someone off that hurt you repeatedly?!


I'm trying just about anything as of right now, so all ideas are welcome...

Here's what I've already done... (childish, but revenge is oh so sweet!)
- Sent a bulletin to everyone one of my friends (about 1600 of them) saying what a discusting piece of trash this person is...
- Deleted athe trashy person's myspace account...
- Told everyone that we both know what this person did to me...
- Hired a PI to watch this person for the next 5 months taking dated picture evidence of the terrible behavior... That way I have proof when we go to court..
- Informed my police friends of past things this person has done and what will happen in the near future...

Brett
11-02-2006, 02:47 PM
You can make him live with the whore that I had as a exwife...LOL

RandomGuy
11-02-2006, 02:48 PM
make a doo doo sandwich and wrap it up, put it in a lunch bag and give it to him.




har har

Nemesis
11-02-2006, 02:48 PM
You can send Brett to their house to recite reposts in person.

Sammich
11-02-2006, 02:49 PM
make him emo

Sammich
11-02-2006, 02:49 PM
You can send Brett to their house to recite reposts in person.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Tiff-O-Bitties
11-02-2006, 02:51 PM
make a doo doo sandwich and wrap it up, put it in a lunch bag and give it to him.




har har

my shit is pretty stinky, that could help! lol!

Brett, that's not nearly psycho enough...

Apparently, I've become "better than everyone" and "a total psycho bitch" since I became pregnant - HELLO, IT'S CALLED HOROMONES DUMBASS!!! What person in their right mind doesn't want their "significant other/boyfriend/baby's daddy" involved with their child? I DID UNTIL NOW!!!

babygurl
11-02-2006, 02:53 PM
my shit is pretty stinky, that could help! lol!

Brett, that's not nearly psycho enough...

Apparently, I've become "better than everyone" and "a total psycho bitch" since I became pregnant - HELLO, IT'S CALLED HOROMONES DUMBASS!!! What person in their right mind doesn't want their "significant other/boyfriend/baby's daddy" involved with their child? I DID UNTIL NOW!!!



wtf did asshat do now?

SpeedMonkey
11-02-2006, 03:06 PM
this is what you do....


you get the fuck over it. trust me... nothing hurts worse than watching the other person get over it, and move on.

BluesClues
11-02-2006, 03:35 PM
Make a poster with his face, number, and address and put how he gave you an STD and to stay away from him. Then post it up all around town, especially the area he lives in

hemi
11-02-2006, 03:39 PM
v[]onkey']this is what you do....


you get the fuck over it. trust me... nothing hurts worse than watching the other person get over it, and move on.

This is true. He will get a certain amount of joy knowing that he is still in your thoughts (even if they are bad), he is still on your mind... Moving on would hurt the most... Just turning you back and walking away. Replace him....

BluesClues
11-02-2006, 03:40 PM
^^^ very true too!

4dmin
11-02-2006, 03:41 PM
call them 24/7 women are good for that

con
11-02-2006, 04:09 PM
what an idiot......

fellas take note, keep your dirt and all passcodes too yourself............

HeLLo iM iZzY
11-02-2006, 04:17 PM
my shit is pretty stinky, that could help! lol!

Brett, that's not nearly psycho enough...

Apparently, I've become "better than everyone" and "a total psycho bitch" since I became pregnant - HELLO, IT'S CALLED HOROMONES DUMBASS!!! What person in their right mind doesn't want their "significant other/boyfriend/baby's daddy" involved with their child? I DID UNTIL NOW!!!

Funny you say that.

STI LOVER
11-02-2006, 04:22 PM
hook up with one of his friends?? lol.

ToyoChick05
11-02-2006, 04:25 PM
if you have there email address go to the porn sites and register their email or phone address or work address.

Also if you have their cell phone and what carrier you can go to the cell phone website and tell everyone on IA to text him or her something so they will be getting text messages out the ass. Not to mention they cant really trace text messages if you do it via website.

SniperJoe
11-02-2006, 04:40 PM
if you have there email address go to the porn sites and register their email or phone address or work address.

Also if you have their cell phone and what carrier you can go to the cell phone website and tell everyone on IA to text him or her something so they will be getting text messages out the ass. Not to mention they cant really trace text messages if you do it via website.

Why not make a personals post on Craigslist or something with the phone number? I'm sure Tiff can come up with an interesting personal ad for him.

xLSTONEx
11-02-2006, 05:21 PM
GIVE THEM HERPES!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW THAT WOULD BE LIVING HELL FOR ME!

quickdodgeŽ
11-02-2006, 05:22 PM
You can make him live with the whore that I had as a exwife...LOL

Yeah. I had to and it wasn't pretty. Later, QD.

BTLFED
11-02-2006, 05:24 PM
What would you do? I'm taking ideas.. Nothing illegal guys/gals.. I just need to know how you would really piss someone off that hurt you repeatedly?!

Hang out with me.....in bed. Even preggers you are still hot. :idb: :hump:

xLSTONEx
11-02-2006, 05:25 PM
Hang out with me.....in bed. Even preggers you are still hot. :idb: :hump:

Do you want herpes too? Chris come on now.

BTLFED
11-02-2006, 05:28 PM
Do you want herpes too? Chris come on now.

Don't start, Hollister boy.

xLSTONEx
11-02-2006, 05:30 PM
Don't start, Hollister boy.

That's Ryan, I don't work at Hollister. You are a fucking pimp.

BTLFED
11-02-2006, 05:33 PM
That's Ryan, I don't work at Hollister. You are a fucking pimp.

I know I am.

xLSTONEx
11-02-2006, 05:44 PM
Ha nice job supermod!

babygurl
11-02-2006, 05:46 PM
umm Tiffy is still hot....

I love my tiffy poo

BTLFED
11-02-2006, 05:46 PM
Ha nice job supermod!

I don't know what you are talking about.

BTLFED
11-02-2006, 05:47 PM
umm Tiffy is still hot....

I love my tiffy poo

Yeah we already covered that, kthanksbye.

babygurl
11-02-2006, 05:52 PM
Yeah we already covered that, kthanksbye.



oh hush...kthanksbyeeeeeeeeee

BTLFED
11-02-2006, 05:58 PM
oh hush...kthanksbyeeeeeeeeee

Let's go ahead and get this straight right now.

Me and you = :kiss:

Me and Tiff = :love:

Any questions?

HalfBaked
11-02-2006, 06:00 PM
Let's go ahead and get this straight right now.

Me and you = :kiss:

Me and Tiff = :love:

Any questions?

Me and you = :wedding:

BTLFED
11-02-2006, 06:07 PM
Me and you = :wedding:

I told you not to tell anyone! :doh:

§treet_§peed
11-02-2006, 07:50 PM
well there was this onetime that these thre chicks tryed to trick me and one of my homeboys...alright they called us up and where like hey are you guys drinking tonight? and we were like yeah..and they were like why don't you come over here, my mom and dad are out of town til next week...so we were like sure...so we ride over there me and my friend open us each up a forty and start drinking...they come ujp with this lame ass excuse about how they gotta go do this something or other real quick...sounded kinda wierd to me so anyways...see while her parents where gone the one that lived at the house we were at, they left the front door dead bolt locked...it had a key liock on each side..well anyways she didn't ahve a key to it cause her parents had told her to stay at home the whole time..so she kept her bedroom window unlocked to climb in and out...note this was like this real fancy sub division in Oqkwood so it was gated and all..well i tel my friend im like dude this doesn't seem right...so we act like we left and preceed to go down the road then go to this couldersack at the end of this one road in the subdivision...well we watch them leave and go back to get our beer and liqour..we had bought them this six pack of miller high life(nastiest beer ever made IMO) so we leave that and grab the case of Corona Extra, the bottle of Crown, and the bottle of Vodka...we left and went to this other friend of ours house and waited..they ahd told us that they were gonna just be gone for like 30 minutes so we were like sure....they never called us so we decided to ride back over there...so we do we stop a little past their house and i jump out and go to the door and was gonna be a like hey we want our shit back and all...but as i look in thru the window i see them with like this bunch of dudes....and they are smoking some weed and snorting som coc...so i am like aight i got ya...so we leave...then i call dispatch and tell them i think there is some drug activity going on in my "cousins" subdivison...i give the the name and address of the subdivision and told them to lok for the yard with a few cars in the yard and this red ford truck...well anyways they come and the dudes ended going to jail for posession and underage consumption...the girls that were just hanging out went to jail and the girl that lived their luckly wasn't drinking or anything else...so all they did was call her parents...i live by the moto..."You fuck with me, i'll fuck with you harder..."

§treet_§peed
11-02-2006, 07:52 PM
you could also tell the cops you think they might be doing something ilegal but you aren't sure...that way they can't get you for giving an officer false info

RandomGuy
11-02-2006, 10:35 PM
well there was this onetime that these thre chicks tryed to trick me and one of my homeboys...alright they called us up and where like hey are you guys drinking tonight? and we were like yeah..and they were like why don't you come over here, my mom and dad are out of town til next week...so we were like sure...so we ride over there me and my friend open us each up a forty and start drinking...they come ujp with this lame ass excuse about how they gotta go do this something or other real quick...sounded kinda wierd to me so anyways...see while her parents where gone the one that lived at the house we were at, they left the front door dead bolt locked...it had a key liock on each side..well anyways she didn't ahve a key to it cause her parents had told her to stay at home the whole time..so she kept her bedroom window unlocked to climb in and out...note this was like this real fancy sub division in Oqkwood so it was gated and all..well i tel my friend im like dude this doesn't seem right...so we act like we left and preceed to go down the road then go to this couldersack at the end of this one road in the subdivision...well we watch them leave and go back to get our beer and liqour..we had bought them this six pack of miller high life(nastiest beer ever made IMO) so we leave that and grab the case of Corona Extra, the bottle of Crown, and the bottle of Vodka...we left and went to this other friend of ours house and waited..they ahd told us that they were gonna just be gone for like 30 minutes so we were like sure....they never called us so we decided to ride back over there...so we do we stop a little past their house and i jump out and go to the door and was gonna be a like hey we want our shit back and all...but as i look in thru the window i see them with like this bunch of dudes....and they are smoking some weed and snorting som coc...so i am like aight i got ya...so we leave...then i call dispatch and tell them i think there is some drug activity going on in my "cousins" subdivison...i give the the name and address of the subdivision and told them to lok for the yard with a few cars in the yard and this red ford truck...well anyways they come and the dudes ended going to jail for posession and underage consumption...the girls that were just hanging out went to jail and the girl that lived their luckly wasn't drinking or anything else...so all they did was call her parents...i live by the moto..."You fuck with me, i'll fuck with you harder..."
snitch.... its cool if girls do it to get even but dudes? thats pretty gay

§treet_§peed
11-02-2006, 10:42 PM
no not really...i'll tel you what is gay...then this guy named Hassan calls you up and puts on this homo sounding voice and trys to Own but fails..lol but it was to really get the dudes that where there with them also...keep that in mind

koukis14
11-02-2006, 10:50 PM
If he drinks fallow him to a bar, when he leaves call the cops from a pay phone and tell them he almost hit you and give them the plate numbers and description of the car. Hello Mr. DUI

§treet_§peed
11-02-2006, 10:54 PM
haha and Mr.DUI is a dick in Gainesville lol

nitrousfed
11-02-2006, 11:26 PM
go to your local paint store get a 5 gal.. bucket of the brighest color they have stop by kroger get a 1/2 pound of dry ice set the paint on the porch drop in the dry ice put the lid on and get the hell away and he will have a new painted porch

§treet_§peed
11-02-2006, 11:29 PM
or you could just cover his car with shaving cream...and if you have any comonsense..you know what shaving cream will to do to paint....:D

nitrousfed
11-02-2006, 11:41 PM
(1) person you hate

(1) container of liquid nitrogen

(1) free night

(6-10) cans of shavin cream

(1) pair of pliars

place a can of shavin cream in the liquid nitrogen for about 30sec. take it out and carefully peel off the metal outside container you will have a frozen block of shavin cream toss it into the car do this with all the cans of shavin cream 6 to 10 "blocks" of shavin cream like this can fill and lightly PRESSURIZE a car when he opens the door he will be covered with lbs of shavin cream that is a bitch to get outta upholstry

ka-t_Zenki
11-03-2006, 01:15 AM
Make a poster with his face, number, and address and put how he gave you an STD and to stay away from him. Then post it up all around town, especially the area he lives in

:lmfao: i only seen that shit happened in movies.. good shit

~The_Duke~
11-03-2006, 03:45 PM
go to your local paint store get a 5 gal.. bucket of the brighest color they have stop by kroger get a 1/2 pound of dry ice set the paint on the porch drop in the dry ice put the lid on and get the hell away and he will have a new painted porch

I think that would be in the not legal area...but that would be damn funny lol

Go get some butter or cristo or something else kind of oil like that does go well with water and put it all over the windsheild of his car. Classic peanutbutter and bird food trick. If you leave balonei (sp?) on his car on a sunny day and it will take the paint off in nice clean circles.(not legal though)

~The_Duke~
11-03-2006, 03:46 PM
child support

Good stuff right there...reem him for all 23% (atleast that is what it is in forsyth)

hemi
11-03-2006, 03:59 PM
I know how, change the clock on IA, and watch everyone panic !!!

SniperJoe
11-03-2006, 05:50 PM
Make a poster with his face, number, and address and put how he gave you an STD and to stay away from him. Then post it up all around town, especially the area he lives in

That could quite possibly carry a lawsuit for libel with it.

AndyMac004
11-03-2006, 06:03 PM
What would you do? I'm taking ideas.. Nothing illegal guys/gals.. I just need to know how you would really piss someone off that hurt you repeatedly?!


I'm trying just about anything as of right now, so all ideas are welcome...

Here's what I've already done... (childish, but revenge is oh so sweet!)
- Sent a bulletin to everyone one of my friends (about 1600 of them) saying what a discusting piece of trash this person is...
- Deleted athe trashy person's myspace account...
- Told everyone that we both know what this person did to me...
- Hired a PI to watch this person for the next 5 months taking dated picture evidence of the terrible behavior... That way I have proof when we go to court..
- Informed my police friends of past things this person has done and what will happen in the near future...

u should grow up and get over it and leave it alone

DBCooper
11-03-2006, 07:13 PM
Make a poster with his face, number, and address and put how he gave you an STD and to stay away from him. Then post it up all around town, especially the area he lives in

then when u go to court for slander and have no proof he gets to fuck u some more.

SL65AMG
11-03-2006, 07:51 PM
child support

The Green Monster
11-03-2006, 09:13 PM
v[]onkey']this is what you do....


you get the fuck over it. trust me... nothing hurts worse than watching the other person get over it, and move on.


yeah no kiddin :goodjob: :cry:

civic95
11-03-2006, 10:36 PM
u should grow up and get over it and leave it alone

kind of what I was thinking. If someone hurts you once or a couple of times, you can only blame yourself for going back for more.

§treet_§peed
11-04-2006, 12:02 AM
child supporti'm sorroy but...BWHHAHAHAA :lmfao: :lmfao: :stupid: on this one

Tiff-O-Bitties
11-04-2006, 03:00 PM
u should grow up and get over it and leave it alone

glad you brought this up.. :2up:

BTLFED
11-04-2006, 03:10 PM
Hang out with me.....in bed. Even preggers you are still hot. :idb: :hump:

...

Kevykev
11-04-2006, 05:35 PM
These types of adventures end up in Accidental DEATH!

Don't do it!

'chell
11-09-2006, 02:48 PM
I think that would be in the not legal area...but that would be damn funny lol

Go get some butter or cristo or something else kind of oil like that does go well with water and put it all over the windsheild of his car. Classic peanutbutter and bird food trick. If you leave balonei (sp?) on his car on a sunny day and it will take the paint off in nice clean circles.(not legal though)

"oscar mayer has a way with b o l o g n a!"

Tiff-O-Bitties
11-09-2006, 03:58 PM
"oscar mayer has a way with b o l o g n a!"

lol.. i could make his car have cute little polk-e-dots.. but he keeps in a garage.. damn it!

Tiff-O-Bitties
11-09-2006, 03:58 PM
...


I know right!:lmfao:

BTLFED
11-09-2006, 06:15 PM
I know right!:lmfao:

The offer is still on the table. ;) :love: :kiss:

Black R
11-09-2006, 06:26 PM
i've said it before: the best revenge is living well. forget that person like the unmemorable pos they are... :)

DJ XtRaKŠ
11-09-2006, 06:29 PM
thank god you like me tiff....ouchy

BTLFED
11-09-2006, 06:34 PM
i've said it before: the best revenge is living well. forget that person like the unmemorable pos they are... :)

Ken FTW