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The Yousef
11-02-2006, 12:50 PM
so i print out my new schedule today for school (new semester today and shit)..i was walking toward the class and noticed something a little off....the date says class starts January not November:thinking: ...i read further a little more and i see that i registered for session B classes (which start in january) not session A (which starts today) like i originally planned....now i'm fucked because i'm taking only 1 class THIS session (because everything else is filled and/or conflicts with work) which drops me down to part time because i can't READ FUCKING ENGLISH!!!!!

now it fucks with my whole timetable on getting my degree early...fucking mother shit cunt damn fart!

I HATE ME.... :fire: :rant:

please make fun of me a lot...

TheSnail
11-02-2006, 12:51 PM
HAHAHAHA!

man
11-02-2006, 12:52 PM
This is America, learn to speak english or get out. BTW, you're a n00b, haha

The Yousef
11-02-2006, 12:53 PM
you're a n00b, haha

nope i'm an idiot...there's a difference!

TheSnail
11-02-2006, 12:56 PM
You should become a motivational speaker, you have the gift and ability to make retards feel better about themselves. I know I feel like Einstein right now.

PRiMAdonna
11-02-2006, 12:57 PM
bahahahahaha

The Yousef
11-02-2006, 12:58 PM
You should become a motivational speaker, you have the gift and ability to make retards feel better about themselves. I know I feel like Einstein right now.

i'll just tell them my life story and it will make them all warm and fuzzy inside.. :lmao:

con
11-02-2006, 12:58 PM
U CAN'T BE SERIOUS.....................

TheSnail
11-02-2006, 01:00 PM
Well at least you get some time to relax and make some money. I know I take a break every two semesters, because I cant stand being in school for long periods of time, but then again thats why its taking me 7years, to get a 4year.

The Yousef
11-02-2006, 01:01 PM
U CAN'T BE SERIOUS.....................

serious as a heart attack...

if i had a 1/3 of a brain i should be in class right now...but nope...i'm in the library on IA....bloody hell

TheSnail
11-02-2006, 01:05 PM
Go to the dean, and tell him you want to be enrolled into the class since you would hate to bomb this semester.

The Yousef
11-02-2006, 01:08 PM
Go to the dean, and tell him you want to be enrolled into the class since you would hate to bomb this semester.

...lol

The Yousef
11-02-2006, 01:10 PM
well...i just found out i can take an exam and exempt one of my computer classes....

so that helps a little...

but still...

i'm going to punch myself in the face shortly... :boxing:

Brett
11-02-2006, 01:11 PM
Damn, I bet you wish you knew how to read WHITE ENGLISH before you signed that form huh?

The Yousef
11-02-2006, 01:12 PM
Damn, I bet you wish you knew how to read WHITE ENGLISH before you signed that form huh?

i needed a cracker to brown translator....

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU!!!!???? :2up:

Sammich
11-02-2006, 01:28 PM
I HATE ME...



AT LEAST IM NOT THE ONLY ONE:lmfao:

HvyArms
11-02-2006, 01:38 PM
haaaa ha, Im sorry man. that sucks, just a bit. hey look on the bright side, you're still enrolled AND I GET TO KEEP MY SWEDISH PLATES. GG GG GEEAH

Brett
11-02-2006, 01:45 PM
i needed a cracker to brown translator....

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU!!!!???? :2up:

Email me the next contract and I will translate, You my SLC buddy, so I wont even charge ya! LOL

Sammich
11-02-2006, 01:47 PM
dnt worry brett is sure to repost:lmfao:

con
11-02-2006, 01:57 PM
.........another reason why I'm glad I was a student athlete. had coaches, administrators and everyone else you could think of riding my ass to ensure everything was processed properly for a full load and without any scheduling conflicts with what I was really in college for _______

Brett
11-02-2006, 02:06 PM
dnt worry brett is sure to repost:lmfao:

Oh thats so old!! Your comment is a REPOST!!! LOL

The Golden Child
11-02-2006, 02:06 PM
that sucks for you ..

Sammich
11-02-2006, 02:06 PM
LOLz

ShooterMcGavin
11-02-2006, 08:29 PM
u should go diaf, that'll solve all ur problems :yes: :goodjob:

Sport1.3
11-03-2006, 03:06 PM
you should post a thread ab this!!!!!

SniperJoe
11-03-2006, 04:59 PM
Unfortunately, if Yousef were to die in a fire, it would probably be an attempt to take a bunch of us whiteys with him.

The Yousef
11-04-2006, 12:46 AM
u should go diaf, that'll solve all ur problems :yes: :goodjob:

i'm working on it ;) :eek:

ShooterMcGavin
11-04-2006, 01:43 AM
^^^faster! u are too slow, just like ur camels! :lmao: