georgia joke very FUNNY :):):)

[USMC_is300]

How do you keep a georgia bulldog from mastebating?






Paint his dick orange and blue and he cant beat it for years

[Ran]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Hulud]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[Hondasi]

lolzzzzzz

[TRINI4LIFE]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Mr_Mischif]

Hassan, pleas make an eggo box with rofl waffles on the front for this. I will rep you.

[Mike Lowrey]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

whats orange and blue

[TeeJay]

whats orange and blue
new york knicks

[TeeJay]

oh no i get it...syracuse orangemen!!

[whatever210]

acutally that joke refers to the gators. i think. i dont know if you were being sarcastic or what.

[Sammich]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH *cough cough*

WTB: laughter

[~The_Duke~]

lol that is good stuff right there...

[TeeJay]

acutally that joke refers to the gators. i think. i dont know if you were being sarcastic or what.
:lmfao: great first post noob!!!

[SE-Rious1]

lol thats cold dude

[TeeJay]

uh oh they spelled masterbating wrong, seems like florida fans are just as "smart" as tech fans

[Sammich]

uh oh they spelled masterbating wrong, seems like florida fans are just as "smart" as tech fans

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[~The_Duke~]

It is common knowledge that techies cant spell for shit though...

[TeeJay]

It is common knowledge that techies cant spell for shit though...
LOL

[TeeJay]

their use of the english language could be called a....ramblin wreck

[~The_Duke~]

It wouldnt surpise me if that is where that came from, and the fact all of the good engineers that I know when they are working on something they will walk around mumbling shit to themselves...

[whatever210]

man some people are straight jerks on here. man i was just saying something and this guy calls me a noob. wow. i think im gunn just stick with cb7tuner.com. man some of you guys are harsh.

[man]

hahahaha, I love it!

[~The_Duke~]

man some people are straight jerks on here. man i was just saying something and this guy calls me a noob. wow. i think im gunn just stick with cb7tuner.com. man some of you guys are harsh.

Welcome to IA n00b...

[TeeJay]

man some people are straight jerks on here. man i was just saying something and this guy calls me a noob. wow. i think im gunn just stick with cb7tuner.com. man some of you guys are harsh.
big deal i called you a noob, thats what ur user title says man. dont let the X hit you in the ass on the way out

[8bangin302]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[SloWRX]

LMFAO

[~The_Duke~]

I see the n00b lurking...come out and play pansy...

[TeeJay]

One day in a bus station, one man approached another and said, "I bet your from the University of Florida." "Why yes I am" answered the other. "How could you tell, was it my good looks, my debonair charm, my taste in clothing?" "No," replied the first, "I saw your class ring as you were picking your nose."

[TeeJay]

A man walks into a store and says, "I would like a orange hat, blue pants, green sweater, and white shoes." The clerk says, "Are you a Gator fan?" "Yes," replies the man, "How did you guess--by the color combination?" "No," answers the clerk, "because this is a hardware store."

[TeeJay]

I see the n00b lurking...come out and play pansy...
hes still thinking about his comeback i bet...must be a gator or a tech fan :doh:

[TeeJay]

What's the difference betwen a 300 pound heifer and a UF cheerleader?
About 30 pounds, but if you grain feed the heifer, she'll catch up.

[TeeJay]

If you have a car containing a Gator wide receiver, a Gator linebacker, and a Gator defensive back, who is driving the car?
The cop.

[TeeJay]

What does the average UF student get on their SAT's?
Drool.

[TeeJay]

What do tornadoes and UF grads have in common?
They both always end up in trailer parks!

[2.0civic]

What do tornadoes and UF grads have in common?
They both always end up in trailer parks!

so true....

[Mike Lowrey]

uh oh they spelled masterbating wrong, seems like florida fans are just as "smart" as tech fans


So that still makes them smarter than UGA grads... :goodjob:

[Mike Lowrey]

If you have a car containing a Gator wide receiver, a Gator linebacker, and a Gator defensive back, who is driving the car?
The cop.

The cop was simply driving them home from Jacksonville after another beating was applied to the lil' dawgs..

[Mike Lowrey]

Georgia Bulldog Jersey - $50
Ticket to the FLA-GA Game - $100

Bulldog fans finally realizing that GA sucks - Priceless

[Tarzanman]

uh oh they spelled masterbating wrong, seems like florida fans are just as "smart" as tech fans

You're a dumb ass. It is spelled 'masturbate'. I went to Tech. There goes your theory.

[~The_Duke~]

You're a dumb ass. It is spelled 'masturbate'. I went to Tech. There goes your theory.

Well as a generalization, a large percentage gernalalizations are not always true.

Either that or you for some reason have had to write the word 'masturbate' alot sometime in your life.

[TeeJay]

You're a dumb ass. It is spelled 'masturbate'. I went to Tech. There goes your theory.
ahhh got me :goodjob: sorry, i dont use that word very often

[imbosile]

nice ones, this isn't really a sports related joke but it's a new one I heard the other day....


What's a women doing if shes looking at a blank piece of paper.......?




















Reading her rights..........

[quickdodge®]

My personal favorite.......

What do UGA grads call Tech grads?





















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Boss.

Later, QD.

[~The_Duke~]

My personal favorite.......

What do UGA grads call Tech grads?





















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Boss.

Later, QD.

:goodjob: there is my favoraite one for the day...

[teggy 2nr]

uh oh they spelled masterbating wrong, seems like florida fans are just as "smart" as tech fans


and its masturbating....bad roast FTL....

[imbosile]

My personal favorite.......

What do UGA grads call Tech grads?















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Boss.

Later, QD.


That's what I like to hear.

[Mike Lowrey]

My personal favorite.......

What do UGA grads call Tech grads?





















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.
Boss.

Later, QD.


Hahaha.... :goodjob:

[ShooterMcGavin]

oh no i get it...syracuse orangemen!!
it's the syracuse ORANGE you ignorant twit :yes:

[ShooterMcGavin]

funny how all of teejay's jokes can be applied more accurately to uga :goodjob:

[talkofny2701]

hahahahha.....good one

[N/A EK]

Lol...that was some good stuff

[TeeJay]

it's the syracuse ORANGE you ignorant twit :yes:
their colors are orange and blue are they not?????

[TeeJay]

funny how all of teejay's jokes can be applied more accurately to uga :goodjob:
yea but its also funny how you just admitted in the other thread that i, being a non college grad, could spell better than most tech grads....way to back your school bro!!! :lmfao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

their colors are orange and blue are they not?????
1st off, the fuck i care if that's their colors? i was pointing out you were ignorant because they're no longer the "orangemen", simply the "orange".

but just for shits and giggles, this is from their website:

1890
Orange becomes the University's official color after a search of Baird's College Manual reveals that no other American university has adopted orange alone as a school color. SU's original colors, rose pink and pea green, were not particularly popular.


you would think anyone that could put 2 and 2 together and get 4 would be able to tell what their official color was.....but i guess you did only say you could spell, not do math ;)

[ShooterMcGavin]

yea but its also funny how you just admitted in the other thread that i, being a non college grad, could spell better than most tech grads....way to back your school bro!!! :lmfao:

i don't see how that's funny at all, nor do i see any need to back my school on their inability to spell correctly. anyone w/half a shred of common sense and knowledge can realize that tech is a drinking school with an engineering problem (oh wait, maybe it's the other way around) and couldn't give 2 shits about spelling and grammar, hence the shitty spellers :goodjob:

[TeeJay]

http://www.photofile.com/Photos/Albums/College_Album/Logos/Images/Syracuse_Orangemen.jpg

http://www.wesellsports.com/images/baby%20booties%20ncaa%20syracuse%20(3).jpg

yea i never knew their only color was orange, i was just goin off what i always see with them

[TeeJay]

1st off, the fuck i care if that's their colors? i was pointing out you were ignorant because they're no longer the "orangemen", simply the "orange".

but just for shits and giggles, this is from their website:

1890
Orange becomes the University's official color after a search of Baird's College Manual reveals that no other American university has adopted orange alone as a school color. SU's original colors, rose pink and pea green, were not particularly popular.


you would think anyone that could put 2 and 2 together and get 4 would be able to tell what their official color was.....but i guess you did only say you could spell, not do math ;)
why yes, math is not my strong point, never claimed it to be :goodjob:

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

lol