Brett
10-31-2006, 07:17 AM
>>>Can you cry under water?
>>>
>>>
>>>How important does a person have to be before they
>>> are considered assassinated instead of just
>>> murdered?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but
>>> it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that
>>> extra penny going to?
>>>
>>>
>>> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
>>> clothes you were buried in for an eternity?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>>>
>>>
>>> What disease did cured ham actually have?
>>>
>>>
>>> How is it that we put man on the moon before we
>>> figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
>>> luggage?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
>>> when babies wake up like every two hours?
>>>
>>>
>>> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
>>> called a hearing?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
>>> put money in binoculars to look at things on the
>>> ground?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
>>> They're going to see you naked anyway.
>>>
>>>
>>> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
>>> toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
>>> being would eat?
>>>
>>>
>>> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
>>> a stupid song about him?
>>>
>>>
>>> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
>>> lane?
>>>
>>>
>>> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
>>> radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a
>>> boat?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
>>> all fours? They're both dogs!
>>>
>>>
>>> If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
>>> ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>>>
>>>
>>> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
>>> made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
>>>
>>>
>>> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
>>> come from morons?
>>>
>>>
>>> Does the "Alphabet song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle
>>> Little Star" have the same tune?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>>>
>>>
>>> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
>>> face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for
>>> a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
>>>
>>>
>>>How important does a person have to be before they
>>> are considered assassinated instead of just
>>> murdered?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but
>>> it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that
>>> extra penny going to?
>>>
>>>
>>> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
>>> clothes you were buried in for an eternity?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>>>
>>>
>>> What disease did cured ham actually have?
>>>
>>>
>>> How is it that we put man on the moon before we
>>> figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
>>> luggage?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
>>> when babies wake up like every two hours?
>>>
>>>
>>> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
>>> called a hearing?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
>>> put money in binoculars to look at things on the
>>> ground?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
>>> They're going to see you naked anyway.
>>>
>>>
>>> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
>>> toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
>>> being would eat?
>>>
>>>
>>> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
>>> a stupid song about him?
>>>
>>>
>>> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
>>> lane?
>>>
>>>
>>> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
>>> radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a
>>> boat?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
>>> all fours? They're both dogs!
>>>
>>>
>>> If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
>>> ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>>>
>>>
>>> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
>>> made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
>>>
>>>
>>> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
>>> come from morons?
>>>
>>>
>>> Does the "Alphabet song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle
>>> Little Star" have the same tune?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>>>
>>>
>>> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
>>> face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for
>>> a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?