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nightracer
10-31-2006, 12:48 AM
I've been checking out H2's when they roll by and I'm starting to want one myself. Dispite the gas guzzling, they're pretty damn cool. Anybody here have one?
JustinSane110™
10-31-2006, 12:49 AM
I've been checking out H2's when they roll by and I'm starting to want one myself. Dispite the gas guzzling, they're pretty damn cool. Anybody here have one?
Was gonna get one, opted for the Escalade instead.
ahmonrah
10-31-2006, 12:52 AM
was gonna get one after being ran over.....then i opted to pay more ttention to the assholes coming behind me, and get a quicker vehicle! but i think i need to get something formidable like a hummer anyway, for daily driving.
Seymour222
10-31-2006, 01:42 AM
I sold mine, it drank too much gas, more importantly was a good chunk of change. Quite impractical for someone who attempts to be practical, but fails miserably. Get it?
TheSnail
10-31-2006, 01:50 AM
If you're gonna get a hummer, get an H1. Everything after is watered down crap.
Allstar3.8T
10-31-2006, 01:57 AM
Was gonna get one, opted for the Escalade instead.
Hows yours? my bosses 07 ESV is in the shop for the second time in the first 500 miles. Piece of garbage. So much wind noise it drives you batty, brakes squeel, rear dvd crappin out, remotes dont ever work, rear lift gate wont open, They are panicing at the dealer tryin to make this right.....good to see, but at this price, this many probs is too much.

The H2 is ok, you gotta do a whipple SC on it, a firend has 2 , both w/ whipples, much better power for that size vehicle.
JustinSane110™
10-31-2006, 02:04 AM
Hows yours? my bosses 07 ESV is in the shop for the second time in the first 500 miles. Piece of garbage. So much wind noise it drives you batty, brakes squeel, rear dvd crappin out, remotes dont ever work, rear lift gate wont open, They are panicing at the dealer tryin to make this right.....good to see, but at this price, this many probs is too much.

The H2 is ok, you gotta do a whipple SC on it, a firend has 2 , both w/ whipples, much better power for that size vehicle.
Damn, nah mine's a 05 bought it new about a year ago. I still don't like the new body style at all. Dealer brought an 07 in at the very end of 05 for the showroom, called me up as soon as it got detailed and put on display, I looked at it for maybe 10 minutes... "Start up the paperwork on the 05." LOL!!

Sucks that he's having all those problems though, hopefully they get it all straightened out.
GIXXERDK
10-31-2006, 02:08 AM
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e344/hahaomgwtf/dodghummer.jpg

You got the idea
ahmonrah
10-31-2006, 02:23 AM
If you're gonna get a hummer, get an H1. Everything after is watered down crap.exactly! that's the only one i'd go for.
5thgcelica
10-31-2006, 07:05 AM
h2's suck... one came by the shop one day... good god, it was like driving a house. and that was only moving it around our parking lot and to the back of the building. it sucked. everything inside feels and looks like cheap ass plastic.
JoeyKazez
10-31-2006, 07:50 AM
If you're gonna get a hummer, get an H1. Everything after is watered down crap.
+1
Sammich
10-31-2006, 07:51 AM
Was gonna get one, opted for the Escalade instead.

:goodjob: :goodjob: smart man
Doppelgänger
10-31-2006, 08:00 AM
Whos got the video of the H2 TRYING to offroad and snaps the steering rack?? :lmfao:

I hate H2/H3 because they are simply oversized Silverados with a fancy body and 3,000lbs of cheap ass plastic.... great car for the extreme wannabe
nightracer
10-31-2006, 08:42 AM
The H1 Alpha is $145,000, you don't see many of them. I used to know a guy that had 20-30 porn sites and he said his H1 could take out a semi and knock down light posts. lol! Those are the tough sons of bitches. I just think the H2 looks better with big shoes..
4dmin
10-31-2006, 08:45 AM
don't be a yuppie fag and get a H2 if you want a HUMMER get a real HUMMER and buy an H1 and if you can't afford one buy a used military one. H2/H3 are fucking GAY!!!

http://www.wallpaper.ro/_images/_xl/hummer%20h1.jpg
Jimmy B
10-31-2006, 08:58 AM
h2/3 are only oversized BOX tahoes... ugly, cheap, and way to impracticle...
N/A EK
10-31-2006, 09:01 AM
H1 FTW...

http://www.differentials.com/images/photos/Hummer-VW5_BIG.jpg
R.Kelly
10-31-2006, 09:13 AM
yea the military ones are the shit other than the comfort factor (ie. crappy seats, no interior, etc.)
aaronfelipe
10-31-2006, 09:15 AM
Here is mine
http://www.car.co.nz/images/potw/gallery/12/hummer_limo.jpg
Ran
10-31-2006, 09:17 AM
don't be a yuppie fag and get a H2 if you want a HUMMER get a real HUMMER and buy an H1 and if you can't afford one buy a used military one. H2/H3 are fucking GAY!!!:werd:
joecoolfreak
10-31-2006, 09:23 AM
Screw a H2 or H3...take either one of these any day....
R.Kelly
10-31-2006, 09:25 AM
id just get a military Humvee and get one of those Browning .50 cal machine guns on the back
1SICKLEX
10-31-2006, 10:16 AM
Real Hummer=H1
Tahoe based Hummer=H2
Colorado based Hummer with not even a V-8 but an I-5=H3
Cliff
10-31-2006, 12:13 PM
Real Hummer=H1
Tahoe based Hummer=H2
Colorado based Hummer with not even a V-8 but an I-5=H3


it's more of a trailblazer than a colorado.....


check that video out....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBC_wARCR18
tony
10-31-2006, 12:38 PM
Loved the H2 when I rented one
nightracer
10-31-2006, 02:08 PM
I love the way the H2 looks and takes up the whole fucking freeway like a tank but a tahoe is nothing but a gas guzzling piece of shit and really makes me think twice about buying one. I mean if it at least had the H1 powertrain but no, the put a fucking vortec in it.. :gay:
nightracer
10-31-2006, 02:59 PM
This shit right hurrr fkn owns.. :goodjob:

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/7/web/2143000-2143999/2143880_29_full.jpg

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/7/web/2143000-2143999/2143880_11_full.jpg
LQQKITZME
10-31-2006, 05:11 PM
the military ones you can buy for 10k at auction or 20 k on ebay
~The_Duke~
10-31-2006, 05:13 PM
The H2 and H3 are just chevy tahoes with a different looking body on the time. They are the same chasis as the tahoe...

H1 FTW or dont bother...
careyk
11-01-2006, 08:26 PM
LOL! You make it look like it lost.. IT HIT A DUALLY TRUCK!! Not many things can survive that! Ask my Civic... LOL! But yeah i hate H2's and H3's.. I drive them every freaking day! They are bulky peaces of crap, that suck gas.. If you want something like that.. get a Mazda :lmfao: Kidding.. Kidding... but yeah.........THEY SUCK!


http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e344/hahaomgwtf/dodghummer.jpg

You got the idea
careyk
11-01-2006, 08:27 PM
Not true on the h3... The h3 has a dumb inline5! Thats why they suck so much!


The H2 and H3 are just chevy tahoes with a different looking body on the time. They are the same chasis as the tahoe...

H1 FTW or dont bother...
nightracer
11-02-2006, 01:11 PM
I heard GM was considering making an H4 with a 4 cylinder.