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quickdodge®
10-30-2006, 04:45 PM
From wsbtv.com:

LBERTVILLE, Ala. -- A shocking crime in Marshall County led to the arrest of a teenager who is charged with raping his mother. Albertville police say 19-year-old Gary Helms Junior is charged with first-degree rape. Police allege that he sought revenge against his brother after the two argued over a girlfriend and apparently targeted his 45-year-old mother. Police Sgt. James Smith said the victim was sexually assaulted last weekend in her mobile home. Helms, according to Smith, confessed to the attack. He was ordered held in the Marshall County Jail on a $100,000 bond.

Later, QD.
~The_Duke~
10-30-2006, 04:46 PM
That is just wrong...why did I read that before I ate dinner...damn it...
TeeJay
10-30-2006, 04:47 PM
~cue the joey lawrence voice again~


WHOA!!!!!!!!
quickdodge®
10-30-2006, 04:48 PM
~cue the joey lawrence voice again~


WHOA!!!!!!!!

You need to work on that shit. Doesn't sound anything like him. Sounds more like Nelly from Little House on the Prairie. Later, QD.
The Golden Child
10-30-2006, 04:49 PM
WTF !!!

people really amaze me ..
~The_Duke~
10-30-2006, 04:50 PM
Well you know they were brought to be by imbreeding so they have to continue the speices some how...
The Golden Child
10-30-2006, 04:58 PM
Well you know they were brought to be by imbreeding so they have to continue the speices some how...

seriously ??

YUCK !!!
con
10-30-2006, 05:03 PM
OMG, you can't be serious??????????????????????????????????????????? ?????

damn, do some guys really find it that hard to get pussy legally?
civic95
10-30-2006, 05:22 PM
"You won't be mamas favorite anymore, I'm going to show her what shes been missing"


Think she'll bail him out?
Wurm
10-30-2006, 05:24 PM
"You won't be mamas favorite anymore, I'm going to show her what shes been missing"


Think she'll bail him out?

of course he is the baby's daddy
Doppelgänger
10-30-2006, 05:25 PM
"You won't be mamas favorite anymore, I'm going to show her what shes been missing"



:lmfao: :lmfao: x 987637630763480769083460376
teggy 2nr
10-30-2006, 05:38 PM
of course he is the baby's daddy

:eek: now thats some shit
TeeJay
10-30-2006, 05:48 PM
You need to work on that shit. Doesn't sound anything like him. Sounds more like Nelly from Little House on the Prairie. Later, QD.
ok ok hows this...wwwwhoaaaaaa!!!
RedGTS
10-30-2006, 06:06 PM
I bet his sisters pissed he cheated on her
HeLLo iM iZzY
10-30-2006, 07:39 PM
Whoa there nelly.....
Tracy
10-30-2006, 07:41 PM
Gross!
Jecht
10-30-2006, 07:41 PM
Thats disgusting.
SloWRX
10-30-2006, 07:57 PM
sexually assaulted last weekend in her mobile home

well that fuckin explains it...
abdullah9018
10-30-2006, 08:31 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: ^^^^^
ATK_Designs
10-30-2006, 08:53 PM
freaking ewwwwwwwww................He's going to get raped in the cells.
ahmonrah
10-30-2006, 11:59 PM
dis fukker raped his own MOMS??!
~calls lynch mob~
Doppelgänger
10-31-2006, 06:28 AM
haha he da tru MILF hunter :D :D
Mr_Mischif
10-31-2006, 08:32 AM
...I'm never going to alabama again. Grandma's gonna have to come visit me.
N/A EK
10-31-2006, 08:36 AM
WTF, rapped his own mother.....SICK
ShooterMcGavin
10-31-2006, 08:45 AM
EL OH EL
N/A EK
10-31-2006, 08:46 AM
haha he da tru MILF hunter :D :D

:lmfao: