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Brett
10-30-2006, 07:33 AM
You may want to memorize your lines for future reference....






HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

He: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE ! : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and l! augh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

N/A EK
10-30-2006, 07:35 AM
lol...

SixSquared
10-30-2006, 07:43 AM
Error 404: Funny not found.

Ran
10-30-2006, 07:46 AM
Some of those were pretty good. :goodjob:

Halfwit
10-30-2006, 07:59 AM
brett: what would u say if i told u some jokes?
halfwit: that u should talk to babygurl about not reposting her jokes.

thinkfast®
10-30-2006, 08:34 AM
THATS THE BRETT WE ALL KNOW AND HATE - REPOSTIN SOB!!#(*&%^#!

Mr_Mischif
10-30-2006, 08:41 AM
He reposted some reposted jookes too! Lolz!

Sammich
10-30-2006, 09:05 AM
^^repost

Brett
10-30-2006, 12:29 PM
He reposted some reposted jookes too! Lolz!

Thats skill when I can take it to that whole new level!! LOL

Sammich
10-30-2006, 12:29 PM
LOL bretts repost ftw



































on a new level

The Golden Child
10-30-2006, 12:37 PM
O EM G !!!

TeeJay
10-30-2006, 03:56 PM
i thought this thread was gonna be about drugs...im disappointed

The Golden Child
10-30-2006, 03:58 PM
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Sammich
10-30-2006, 04:02 PM
im out nebody else gota coke supplyuh

8bangin302
10-30-2006, 04:08 PM
lol.

Elbow
10-30-2006, 04:25 PM
haha

HeLLo iM iZzY
10-30-2006, 08:44 PM
....LOL

Jecht
10-30-2006, 08:55 PM
:umno::wgaf:

Not that funny.

devinwebb907
10-31-2006, 01:06 AM
HE ! : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

JustinSane110™
10-31-2006, 01:23 AM
Thats skill when I can take it to that whole new level!! LOL
So "skill" is the new word for Alzheimers?? :thinking: :lmfao: