View Full Version : HOLY SHIT, HALFBAKED POURS HIS ON PISS ON SOME KIDS FACE!
xLSTONEx
10-29-2006, 01:56 PM
After a long night of drinking and finishing a keg and multiple games of beer pong Halfbaked had to piss. With Voya and all his friends watching, me and my girlfriend and a couple of other people, Matt pulls out his dick and procedes to piss in a cup. He filled up one cup and then almost filled up a second one. After doing this Matt decides he want to make some of the high school kids that are passed out on the couch try to drink his piss. Well the kid is too passed out to drink the piss so he jsut ends up pouring it on his face. But not to fear, I have it all on video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZSeM-0oKCw
BTLFED
10-29-2006, 02:04 PM
Holy shit! Halfbaked FTMFW!!! :lmfao:
Bballjamal
10-29-2006, 02:06 PM
l o fuckin L
thecrazyone
10-29-2006, 02:06 PM
:stfu:
HalfBaked
10-29-2006, 02:07 PM
OMG.
I totally don't remember doing that.
I didn't like that kid to begin with tho...
batdude8
10-29-2006, 02:11 PM
thas funnay... sux for the highschoolers...
§treet_§peed
10-29-2006, 02:13 PM
lol did we have a little to much to drink there Halfbaked? :lmfao: :lmfao:
Julio
10-29-2006, 02:28 PM
lol... you guys are something else.
xLSTONEx
10-29-2006, 02:37 PM
He did it twice too.
LOL.
DnBmama05
10-29-2006, 02:47 PM
:eek: damn... haha *note to self* never go to a party where some of these people will be present... that was pretty funny... gross... but funny
Hulud
10-29-2006, 03:18 PM
owned
HundoŽ
10-29-2006, 03:44 PM
id probably break someones neck if they did that to me.
BluesClues
10-29-2006, 03:48 PM
Shit is fucking disgusting. Not funny
HalfBaked
10-29-2006, 04:05 PM
id probably break someones neck if they did that to me.
Yea same here.
But moral of the story, if you come to my house, don't be a fucking dick to me and talk shit about me and then pass out on my couch.
chnco
10-29-2006, 04:08 PM
hahah.
Take notes kids.
TeeJay
10-29-2006, 04:10 PM
id probably break someones neck if they did that to me.
what if you didnt find out about it till you saw it on youtube a few days later, and didnt remember where it happened because you were too drunk and passed out???? things that make you go HMMMM
RedGTS
10-29-2006, 04:16 PM
too bad I missed that part,
so thats what emo kids do at parties
HalfBaked
10-29-2006, 04:19 PM
too bad I missed that part,
You did however add to the humor of the night.
Tasuki_Civic
10-29-2006, 04:20 PM
Shit is fucking disgusting. Not funny
agree
RandomGuy
10-29-2006, 05:11 PM
LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
awesome ... thats some type of shit that i'd do hahaha
BTLFED
10-29-2006, 05:17 PM
Yea same here.
But moral of the story, if you come to my house, don't be a fucking dick to me and talk shit about me and then pass out on my couch.
Exactly.
bigdare23
10-29-2006, 05:18 PM
Damn that was worth an ass beatin
2.3 Evo 8
10-29-2006, 05:21 PM
I would have to bury halfbaked in the back yard up to his neck and take a pooper on his head, then pour cheetos around him so the ants and fly larve eat him alive.
Karma is a bitch so you might want to watch over your shoulder for that kid, he might get revenge sooner than later.
revsdr
10-29-2006, 05:29 PM
thats fucked up..lol
The Golden Child
10-29-2006, 05:52 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA !!!
HeLLo iM iZzY
10-29-2006, 06:21 PM
LOL !! OWNED !!
RandomGuy
10-29-2006, 06:26 PM
you shoulda shitted into a bowl and poured choco pudding on top and gave it to him.
§treet_§peed
10-29-2006, 06:27 PM
:smileowne but yeah watch out he might be one of those ne breed emo kids..the Camacosy (sp?) emo...
StupidBikerBoy
10-29-2006, 06:28 PM
Yea same here.
But moral of the story, if you come to my house, don't be a fucking dick to me and talk shit about me and then pass out on my couch.
Dont blame you for fucking with him then. He asked for it.
Shit was funny!!
Reps when I can.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
quickdodgeŽ
10-29-2006, 06:51 PM
There are two problems that could be used to dispute the claim of the video.
1. There is no proof of what the contents of the cup is. Only what we are told. Not saying this is the case, but that it could be said.
2. The actual pouring of the contents of the cup was not really caught on tape. I couldn't really tell that anything was poured out.
Not a flame at all, you my boy, just an observation.
If this is all true, then that's disgusting as hail. Lolol. Later, QD.
4dmin
10-29-2006, 08:52 PM
lol :lmao:
PhAtBoYMr2
10-29-2006, 09:15 PM
hahaha thread of the day right here.
HalfBaked
10-29-2006, 09:22 PM
There are two problems that could be used to dispute the claim of the video.
1. There is no proof of what the contents of the cup is. Only what we are told. Not saying this is the case, but that it could be said.
2. The actual pouring of the contents of the cup was not really caught on tape. I couldn't really tell that anything was poured out.
Not a flame at all, you my boy, just an observation.
If this is all true, then that's disgusting as hail. Lolol. Later, QD.
There is a 2nd video that shows the cup a bit more.
You can see him freak out and start wiping his face too.
What is funny is that his friend woke him up later and was like "dude we gotta get out of here someone poured piss on you." And the kid who got pissed on was like "No they didn't. I've been awake the whole time man."
xLSTONEx
10-29-2006, 09:24 PM
There are two problems that could be used to dispute the claim of the video.
1. There is no proof of what the contents of the cup is. Only what we are told. Not saying this is the case, but that it could be said.
2. The actual pouring of the contents of the cup was not really caught on tape. I couldn't really tell that anything was poured out.
Not a flame at all, you my boy, just an observation.
If this is all true, then that's disgusting as hail. Lolol. Later, QD.
Believe me, that cup was full with piss and he poured it on his mouth twice actually. I have another video of the first time he poured it on his mouth, it might be a little clearer. I will try to upload it tonight and see what i can do.
quickdodgeŽ
10-29-2006, 09:24 PM
^^^ Ok, then..lolol. Later, QD.
HalfBaked
10-29-2006, 09:49 PM
I would have to bury halfbaked in the back yard up to his neck and take a pooper on his head, then pour cheetos around him so the ants and fly larve eat him alive.
Karma is a bitch so you might want to watch over your shoulder for that kid, he might get revenge sooner than later.
I don't see why you are so pissed off...
I mean it could be worse...
You could be PISSED ON!!!
The Yousef
10-29-2006, 09:53 PM
I don't see why you are so pissed off...
I mean it could be worse...
You could be PISSED ON!!!
:lmfao:
Crazy Asian
10-29-2006, 09:55 PM
Damn I feel bad.
DerrickT
10-29-2006, 10:36 PM
thats hillarious / fucked up all at the same time. lol
TheSnail
10-29-2006, 11:38 PM
I had to walk out side for a cig once HB poured piss on the kid, I couldnt watch it anymore lol. When I came back in the kid on the left was up standing over the kid on the couch, and he said:
kid 1 -We gotta go.
kid 2 -mumbles
kid 1 -They just poured piss on you.
kid 2 - Mumbles and squirms
kid 1 - They fucking poured piss on you!
Then they walked out the front door, so I followed to make sure they did not try to kick any quarter panels in and get there ass beat. But they made it to the neighbors yard where one sat there throwing up. lol
TheSnail
10-29-2006, 11:51 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/thesnail/rkelly2copy.jpg
RandomGuy
10-29-2006, 11:55 PM
LOL! where ya been V man
TheSnail
10-30-2006, 12:01 AM
Just farting around Mikes house drinking. What about you?
RandomGuy
10-30-2006, 12:56 AM
Just farting around Mikes house drinking. What about you?
shit at home, gotta do some paperwork for work, and then some schoolwork for school LOL
then i gotta do some sleepwork for sleep
HalfBaked
10-30-2006, 01:41 AM
I had to walk out side for a cig once HB poured piss on the kid, I couldnt watch it anymore lol. When I came back in the kid on the left was up standing over the kid on the couch, and he said:
kid 1 -We gotta go.
kid 2 -mumbles
kid 1 -They just poured piss on you.
kid 2 - Mumbles and squirms
kid 1 - They fucking poured piss on you!
Then they walked out the front door, so I followed to make sure they did not try to kick any quarter panels in and get there ass beat. But they made it to the neighbors yard where one sat there throwing up. lol
It is too bad we never finished the beer pong series.
I swear, I'm always so damn drunk when you come over.
HalfBaked
10-30-2006, 01:45 AM
BTW, it was a costume party last night.
The kid with the best costume was the urinal!
EL OH EL.
fawk_you
10-30-2006, 08:08 AM
sucks for that guy. haha
koukis14
10-30-2006, 08:59 AM
Yea same here.
But moral of the story, if you come to my house, don't be a fucking dick to me and talk shit about me and then pass out on my couch.
That happened at a party I was at. We stripped him and taped him to a bench in the dugout at our highschool down the road.. The funny thing was it was a baseball party and he was a new guy and they made him play out field at the game the next day....at the feild we taped him up at. He threw up a few times and it was hot as hell so they sent him home, and then he quit the team. Now that I think about it, it was kind of fucked up but I was laughing so hard when I did it I threw up and started a chain of puking among the 8 of us.
1439/2000
10-30-2006, 09:34 AM
I like the fat bitches in this thread that say its disgusting.
GOT TO LOVE THE IA FAT BITCHES.
HalfBaked
10-30-2006, 12:07 PM
I like the fat bitches in this thread that say its disgusting.
GOT TO LOVE THE IA FAT BITCHES.
They just hate because they didn't get my urine in there mouths.
TheSnail
10-30-2006, 12:20 PM
Next time I'll show up at 10pm and we'll have an even match. 4pm was too early for me lol.
1SICKLEX
10-30-2006, 12:30 PM
someone needs to e-mail this to R.Kelly......
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