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Ran
10-27-2006, 09:24 AM
2007 Toyota Yaris Liftback
1.5L Inline-4 w/ 108HP & 103TQ
Front Wheel Drive
5-Speed
16x7 Rota Slipstreams
TRD Sportivo Springs

1995 Chevy Cavalier Coupe
2.2L Inline-4 w/ 120HP & 130TQ
Front Wheel Drive
Automatic
Motegi Rims
Misc. Springs
Fartcan Exhaust

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So I'm on my way back from school and I'm coming onto Bells Ferry of off I-575N and there's this red Cavalier with rims, a drop, and some random APC fartcan exhaust. I laugh and go around him, stopping at the next light. Well Slim Shady decides to pull up next to me at the light at try to laugh at my Yaris. I'm like, alright then, here we go. I silently rev my 1.5L beast and the wait for the light.

The light turns green. The Cavalier makes this "rising from the dead" groning sound and takes off like a fat man trying to ice skate. I dump the Yaris at some random RPM (No tach) and spin for a quick second before gaining traction and launching like a lawnmower on crack. The Cavalier continues to fight itself at it struggles to gain speed thru it's lackluster, slushbox transmission. I shift the Yaris hard into the second and it scrubs the tires. We're about 10 seconds into the race and about to hit 70mph. Oh shizat! He's already back at my rear tires. I shift into third and it's pretty much over. The Yaris proceeds to pull away as it painstakingly climbs to 85mph in near silence. The Cavalier gives up and falls back, the exhaust bellowing into the night.

I laugh, turn into my neighborhood, and realize that some poor b@stard just lost a race to a Yaris. Oh well, it made me feel better. :D


+1 for da Yaris! :goodjob:
Sport1.3
10-27-2006, 09:28 AM
Darude- Sandstorms
Tank
10-27-2006, 09:29 AM
hell yeah +1 for the yaris power now put a 2jz in it and your set
wantboost
10-27-2006, 09:51 AM
you can try my fit in a week :P lol
Ran
10-27-2006, 09:54 AM
you can try my fit in a week :P lolStock for stock it's usually a drivers race. Most recorded times see the Yaris as slightly faster, but I think it's mainly due to the Fit's larger size and additional bulk. But hey, the interior is nicer. :cheers:
kinoo
10-27-2006, 10:06 AM
Damn way to go :P
Ran
10-27-2006, 10:07 AM
You hush Mr.MyCobaltIsFasterThanYourYaris. :tongue1:
kinoo
10-27-2006, 10:09 AM
What I never said anything of the sort lol :P and hey its a first that I'm faster than you for once so XP you don't know how bad I wanted to beat your miata once :P
Ran
10-27-2006, 10:14 AM
What I never said anything of the sort lol :P and hey its a first that I'm faster than you for once so XP you don't know how bad I wanted to beat your miata once :Plol, my MSM would @ssrape your Cobalt without the courtesy of a reacharound. :lmfao:
kinoo
10-27-2006, 10:15 AM
Oh trust me I know, you don't have to tell me that lol
2.0civic
10-27-2006, 10:17 AM
damn...and to think, you get that header, its all over from there...
Ran
10-27-2006, 10:20 AM
Hells yeah, with my Tanabe exhaust, it's gonna have like...10 more HP!! I may have 100 wheel horsepower!! :eek:
Sport1.3
10-27-2006, 10:35 AM
Hells yeah, with my Tanabe exhaust, it's gonna have like...10 more HP!! I may have 100 wheel horsepower!! :eek:

and still look like the front end of a snake that swallowed and egg...on nice wheels of course lol
Ran
10-27-2006, 10:46 AM
...I f*cking hate you. Guess who's walking home?
Doppelgänger
10-27-2006, 10:56 AM
hahaha... i bet if the cops saw that , even they would have been laughing!
Sport1.3
10-27-2006, 10:57 AM
hahaha... i bet if the cops saw that , even they would have been laughing!

they would have gotten bored waiting for them to break the speed limit and given up lol
BluesClues
10-27-2006, 10:57 AM
no video= you suck!!!
Sport1.3
10-27-2006, 10:57 AM
...I f*cking hate you. Guess who's walking home?

OWNED! :(
Ran
10-27-2006, 11:17 AM
no video= you suck!!! :cry:
BluesClues
10-27-2006, 11:18 AM
:cry:
I posted that before I read the story. Sorry:D
ORGANIZATIONXIII
10-27-2006, 11:46 AM
yarrrr
Sport1.3
10-27-2006, 11:52 AM
isss
~The_Duke~
10-27-2006, 08:34 PM
If I were that guy I think I would have went home and cried myself to sleep...

Good job for the yarris...although I didnt think you could beat anything other than a geo metro...but I was wrong.
The Green Monster
10-27-2006, 11:27 PM
they would have gotten bored waiting for them to break the speed limit and given up lol



LMAO yaris twf


I'M DRUNK LHEHEHEHEHE


yariss with advans sa-3rs are the shizzle lmao....sweet kill from what i could deciphjer


cav's ftl!!!! :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:
Marta Mike
10-27-2006, 11:41 PM
hahahah nice run. I see you every damn day, the yarus thing is growing on me. Its funny cuz i see it getting progressively better. First i saw it stock for a while. Then it had rotas for a while. Then i was like wtf is that thing lowered. Now i guess its gonna have an exhaust next-lol
Ran
10-28-2006, 07:44 AM
Yes, as a matter of face. Tanabe Touring Medallion exhaust and Megan Racing header. :goodjob:

Not mine, but this is what it'll look like.
The Yousef
10-28-2006, 08:05 AM
best thread ever.... :lmao:
wantboost
10-28-2006, 10:25 AM
all my spoon parts will be in on monday. be ready for a callout: the race of the 18 second cars. lol