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thecrazyone
10-26-2006, 11:56 PM
ok so i just saw that david beckham is going to be getting knighted by the queen on new years eve, wtf? back in the day people got knighted for being noble and saving peoples lives, and also killing a bunch of people in battle, but today wtf elton john has gotten knighted? what has he done behsides make sum music and be gay, and paul mcCartney got knighted for being a beatle? he doesnt own his music anymore(damn you micheal jackson) i mean ugh, what is the queen doin??????????? /rant

TheSnail
10-27-2006, 12:02 AM
Knight Elton John... The knight with a 3ft dildo as a sword, and an bow who's string is made of anal beads.


To be honest Id rather take a blow from a sword then a shit stick.

man
10-27-2006, 12:03 AM
All that means is that being knighted doesn't mean shit anymore. Why do you care anyway? We aren't in Britain.

TheSnail
10-27-2006, 12:04 AM
I'd want to be a Knight. But the shit packer ruined it.

thecrazyone
10-27-2006, 12:12 AM
All that means is that being knighted doesn't mean shit anymore. Why do you care anyway? We aren't in Britain.

i was born in England, and im still a british citizen, but that has nothing to do with it, i just think its dumb that stupid people are getting knighted, i mean shit knight fuckin lance armstrong!

but elton john???????????

TheSnail
10-27-2006, 12:13 AM
It's Sir Elton John now

http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/elton.jpg

Crazy Asian
10-27-2006, 12:20 AM
I want to be knighted as a Knight Crazy Asian. That would be pimp. XD Aka the Stalker who loves silky soft panties.