Brett
10-26-2006, 10:57 AM
>It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
>As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies
>sitting in a used car.
>He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car.
>Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it."
>"Then why don't you drive it away."
>"We can't drive."
>"Then why did you buy it?"
>
>"We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed so
>we're just waiting.
>As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies
>sitting in a used car.
>He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car.
>Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it."
>"Then why don't you drive it away."
>"We can't drive."
>"Then why did you buy it?"
>
>"We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed so
>we're just waiting.