Lie-clocks

[ShooterMcGavin]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan..."

[The Yousef]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan..."

:lmao:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

:eek:

LMAO!!! :lmao: :lmfao:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

SHIT!!!--->You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to shagwAg3n again.

[con]

lol......

[The Golden Child]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[Hulud]

nice, always love a good joke at the expense of the president

[Doppelgänger]

buahahaha... i saw a pic of bush standing in front of the moon or something saying he was goign to take it over... anyone have that?

[8bangin302]

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[TeeJay]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to shagwAg3n again.

[TRINI4LIFE]

Sorry to bust your bubble but its a REPOST....................

[ShooterMcGavin]

10 out of 11 that hadn't heard it before, that's good enough for me :goodjob:

[40th GT]

10 out of 11 that hadn't heard it before, that's good enough for me :goodjob:
Make that 11 out of 12. :goodjob:

[MongolPup]

Make that 12 out of 13.

[ahmonrah]

13-14....