EvasiveEF9
10-22-2006, 10:00 PM
I'm guessing it's because my car is lowered on 17's, tinted windows and a primed body that I get so much attention, but here's my shittin' giggle story for this evening...
So I'm cruisin' down Sandy Plains from Highway 92 and I go to take a right onto Shallowford RD headed towards Canton Road. I state this only because if you know this intersection you know how easy of a turn this is...
Speedlimits like 45, so I'm cruisin' about 45-50mph, and as I approach the green light, I continue into the turn lane and notice a HEAT car, and a regular CC police car in the intersection. I bring it down to about 35, MAYBE 40mph and proceed with my turn. I get to the next intersection and go to turn around in that Shell station right there at Trickum and Shallowford road...a flash from my rearview and I notice the HEAT car pulling in behind me, and then immediately lights up my rear window with blue. The gas station was closed, so it was dark.
Anyways, IMMEDIATELY afterwards, a white CC car pulls in from the other entrance and slams on the brakes almost hitting my front end, and another comes up from somewhere behind along side me (I'm now boxed in) and then a fourth one comes in from...well, I don't really know where. I'm spotlighted (can't see shit anymore) but I hear them opening/closing doors, jangling handcuffs, and unbuttoning their pistol holders. So...I'm about to shit, and I place my hands on the steering wheel, window down.
He approaches my side, hand on pistol, flashlight in the other, and is like "Where you goin' in such a hurry?" I said "Hurry? Uh...nowhere, sir, just driving around wasting time, I don't have anything to do tonight" (it was about 1000 at night, or so). "Well, the other officer here says he heard you squealing tires around that turn back there". With a laugh, I said "Squealing? Sir, my tires didn't squeal, I was only doing like 35 when I took the turn...my car's so lightweight it would slide before it would squeal the tires". Asks for license, asks where I'm going; "Barrett Parkway, sir...couple friends up there, so I'm going to meet up with them". To which he replies "In that?" (I was dressed in full BDU (aka, Camo uniform) uniform because I go to a military college and I'm required to wear it). I wanted to tell him I just liked driving in military outfits...
As he's running my license, one of the cops walks around my car and is talking to another close to my window. I grab my phone and called someone I'd missed a call from: "Haha, yeah, I"m gonna be late. Cobb county must be REALLY fuckin' bored tonight...apparently I squealed my tires...and it took four of them to "bring me down"". The cop heard me and shot me an eat shit and die look.
Cop comes back with me license, I take it, he says be safe, slow down, I kinda laughed and said "Yeah".
I go to leave, and one of the friggin' HEAT cars I guess thought it was a race to the exit, and almost clipped my front end. I had to slam on the brakes to keep from hitting him...I waved him by...
No tickets...but good god...how bored do the cobb county cops get!?!?
So I'm cruisin' down Sandy Plains from Highway 92 and I go to take a right onto Shallowford RD headed towards Canton Road. I state this only because if you know this intersection you know how easy of a turn this is...
Speedlimits like 45, so I'm cruisin' about 45-50mph, and as I approach the green light, I continue into the turn lane and notice a HEAT car, and a regular CC police car in the intersection. I bring it down to about 35, MAYBE 40mph and proceed with my turn. I get to the next intersection and go to turn around in that Shell station right there at Trickum and Shallowford road...a flash from my rearview and I notice the HEAT car pulling in behind me, and then immediately lights up my rear window with blue. The gas station was closed, so it was dark.
Anyways, IMMEDIATELY afterwards, a white CC car pulls in from the other entrance and slams on the brakes almost hitting my front end, and another comes up from somewhere behind along side me (I'm now boxed in) and then a fourth one comes in from...well, I don't really know where. I'm spotlighted (can't see shit anymore) but I hear them opening/closing doors, jangling handcuffs, and unbuttoning their pistol holders. So...I'm about to shit, and I place my hands on the steering wheel, window down.
He approaches my side, hand on pistol, flashlight in the other, and is like "Where you goin' in such a hurry?" I said "Hurry? Uh...nowhere, sir, just driving around wasting time, I don't have anything to do tonight" (it was about 1000 at night, or so). "Well, the other officer here says he heard you squealing tires around that turn back there". With a laugh, I said "Squealing? Sir, my tires didn't squeal, I was only doing like 35 when I took the turn...my car's so lightweight it would slide before it would squeal the tires". Asks for license, asks where I'm going; "Barrett Parkway, sir...couple friends up there, so I'm going to meet up with them". To which he replies "In that?" (I was dressed in full BDU (aka, Camo uniform) uniform because I go to a military college and I'm required to wear it). I wanted to tell him I just liked driving in military outfits...
As he's running my license, one of the cops walks around my car and is talking to another close to my window. I grab my phone and called someone I'd missed a call from: "Haha, yeah, I"m gonna be late. Cobb county must be REALLY fuckin' bored tonight...apparently I squealed my tires...and it took four of them to "bring me down"". The cop heard me and shot me an eat shit and die look.
Cop comes back with me license, I take it, he says be safe, slow down, I kinda laughed and said "Yeah".
I go to leave, and one of the friggin' HEAT cars I guess thought it was a race to the exit, and almost clipped my front end. I had to slam on the brakes to keep from hitting him...I waved him by...
No tickets...but good god...how bored do the cobb county cops get!?!?