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thecrazyone
10-20-2006, 05:06 PM
one joke per post.



you momma's so fat she doesnt take pictures, she takes billboards.
bigdare23
10-20-2006, 05:06 PM
/thread
never_finished
10-20-2006, 05:06 PM
yo momma so fat, that when she fell i tried not to laugh, but the ground was crackin up.
Spyder
10-20-2006, 05:08 PM
Yo momma so fat it looks like she got a pack of hot dogs on the back of her neck!
Repost Squintz
10-20-2006, 05:09 PM
yo mamma's teeth so yellow, that when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up.
Rican219
10-20-2006, 05:14 PM
Yo moma is stupid she asked you to repost this fuckin thread again :yes:
thinkfast®
10-20-2006, 05:26 PM
ooOOoOOoOoO

Rikan, 1

thread, 0
TeeJay
10-20-2006, 06:05 PM
yo momma so fat, she wore a malcom x jacket and a helicopter landed on her
TeeJay
10-20-2006, 06:05 PM
so now do i get 100 dollars in cash moooonney?
Mr_Mischif
10-20-2006, 07:57 PM
n_f got you TJ, but I'll try.

Yo mama's so stupid she got a 20 on the SAT-and you get 200 for signing your name.
dodgekota
10-20-2006, 09:20 PM
Your momma's so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off of her.
nitrousfed
10-20-2006, 09:24 PM
yo mama so ugly when she was a baby her parents had to feed her with a slingshot
Spyder
10-20-2006, 09:31 PM
Y0 momma eat so much fast food she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
TeeJay
10-20-2006, 09:55 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/timbo1380/myspace-mom-top-8.gif
~The_Duke~
10-20-2006, 10:03 PM
Your momma is so lame, that I had to discribe her with one of these stupid jokes...
Mr_Mischif
10-20-2006, 10:08 PM
Yo mamma's so old, she probably remembers the website yo-momma.com
8bangin302
10-20-2006, 11:22 PM
Yo mamma's so dumn she thought the dictionary was a sexual position!
Mpatient
10-20-2006, 11:33 PM
yo momma is so fat she goes to the movies and sits by everybody
13Bracer
10-20-2006, 11:44 PM
yo mammas so stupid she went to a clippers game and tried to get a haircut
13Bracer
10-20-2006, 11:44 PM
your mammas so poor she went to the dollar store and put something on lay-away.
Mpatient
10-20-2006, 11:45 PM
Yo momma so fat she jogs and sweats butter. . . quick get them waffles ready she's coming.
13Bracer
10-20-2006, 11:48 PM
yo mamma is so nasty she makes speed stick slow down!:goodjob:
13Bracer
10-20-2006, 11:49 PM
yo mamma is so nasty she poors salt down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
8bangin302
10-20-2006, 11:49 PM
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT SHES GOT MORE CRACK THAN WITNEY AND BOBBY............................................. ....AND THATS A LOT OF CRACK..LOL
13Bracer
10-20-2006, 11:53 PM
yo mammas so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone:yes:
nitrousfed
10-20-2006, 11:54 PM
YO MAMA SO UGLY I TOOK HER TO A HAUNTED HOUSE SHE CAME OUT WITH A JOB APP....:tongue1:
Keebs ğ¿ğ
10-20-2006, 11:55 PM
Yo mamma's so lame she gets all her jokes from MTV's: Yo Momma
8bangin302
10-20-2006, 11:55 PM
YO MAMMA'S SP FAT SHE GOES SLIP IN SLIDE ON I-85..
13Bracer
10-20-2006, 11:56 PM
i have seen a lot from that show posted up

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
8bangin302
10-20-2006, 11:56 PM
YO MAMA SO UGLY I TOOK HER TO A HAUNTED HOUSE SHE CAME OUT WITH A JOB APP....:tongue1:



:lmfao: :lmfao:
13Bracer
10-20-2006, 11:57 PM
YO MAMMA'S SP FAT SHE GOES SLIP IN SLIDE ON I-85..
hahah love it:goodjob: :lmfao: :lmfao:
13Bracer
10-20-2006, 11:58 PM
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth
8bangin302
10-21-2006, 12:00 AM
YO MAMMA'S SO HAIRY SHES ALLERGIC TO VELCRO...
13Bracer
10-21-2006, 12:00 AM
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
nitrousfed
10-21-2006, 12:01 AM
mama so old when Moses parted the Red Sea bitch was on the other side fishin
nitrousfed
10-21-2006, 12:03 AM
YO MAMMA'S SP FAT SHE GOES SLIP IN SLIDE ON I-85..:lmfao: :lmfao:
13Bracer
10-21-2006, 12:03 AM
^^^hah thats one of the funniest ive heard! good shit man!:lmfao:



Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
1SICKLEX
10-21-2006, 12:05 AM
most of these jokes r old as hell.....
nitrousfed
10-21-2006, 12:06 AM
yo mama so stupid she put 911 on her job app... for emergency contact
13Bracer
10-21-2006, 12:06 AM
but still good
nitrousfed
10-21-2006, 12:10 AM
yo mama so skinny she could hangglide with a dorito
8bangin302
10-21-2006, 12:12 AM
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT I DROVE AROUND HER AND RAN OUT OF GAS....
8bangin302
10-21-2006, 12:19 AM
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT A PICTURE OF HER FELL OF THE WALL...
8bangin302
10-21-2006, 12:30 AM
YO MAMMA'S SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BLOWJOB...
Z32redondo
10-21-2006, 10:26 AM
Your mama's so ugly her trick was the treat.
Z32redondo
10-21-2006, 10:29 AM
your moms so ugly she's only been married once
Z32redondo
10-21-2006, 10:31 AM
your mama's soo poor her boobs...are real


LOL Malibu's Most Wanted^^^^^^^^
8bangin302
10-21-2006, 03:33 PM
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE ZOO THE ELAPHANTS THREW A PEANUT AT HER..
TaKashi
10-22-2006, 07:20 PM
your mom so old, she got her driver's license on T-Rex
Maniaç
10-22-2006, 07:27 PM
Yo momma so fat that when she...................................






Fuck I suck *Starts Crying*
Seymour222
10-23-2006, 12:16 AM
Umm....Rainbow>Skittles.
and
VCR>beeper.
Super old jokes, Im sure you can fill in the blanks.
Repost Squintz
10-23-2006, 02:05 PM
your mama so lame tom on myspace doesnt even wanna be friends
13Bracer
10-23-2006, 02:09 PM
your mama so lame tom on myspace doesnt even wanna be friends

hahah not even fuckin tom!?!? hahah funny stuff man:goodjob: take that one to the bank:2cents: :lmfao: :lmfao:
JayKnight
10-23-2006, 07:33 PM
Yo mamma so fat...she got to use a king size mattress for a maxi pad
JayKnight
10-23-2006, 07:34 PM
Yo mamma so fat....she has to use and epileptic having a siezure for a vibrator.
JayKnight
10-23-2006, 07:35 PM
Yo mamma pu$$y smell so bad, it give sour dough bread a yeast infection
MR. 200SX
10-23-2006, 11:14 PM
Yo momma is so fat that her guardian angel sleeps in the room next door.
HeLLo iM iZzY
10-24-2006, 12:24 AM
Yo momma so old I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off.
ka-t_Zenki
10-24-2006, 01:59 AM
yo mama soooo ugly, when she was born they put her in a incubater with TINTED WINDOWS!!!
ALLMoToR
10-24-2006, 04:10 AM
wow... most of these jokes i read on the first page (didnt feel like reading the others) are repeats from Yo momma LA.... specially the one that says " your mom teeth are so yellow when she clothes her mouth her stomach lights up."

Since everyone else is posting a repeat i will post this one.. "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, i fucked your mom, now it hurts when i pee."
£G2♣
10-24-2006, 04:43 AM
wow... most of these jokes i read on the first page (didnt feel like reading the others) are repeats from Yo momma LA.... specially the one that says " your mom teeth are so yellow when she clothes her mouth her stomach lights up."

Since everyone else is posting a repeat i will post this one.. "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, i fucked your mom, now it hurts when i pee."


AHHAHAHAHAAHHA :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: AT YOUR SIG
ALLMoToR
10-24-2006, 07:48 AM
AHHAHAHAHAAHHA :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: AT YOUR SIG


hahah thanks!
ISAtlanta300
10-24-2006, 04:38 PM
Yo mama's so stupid that when I gave her a penny for her thoughts she gave me back change !
ISAtlanta300
10-24-2006, 04:39 PM
Yo Mama's so fat.... while trying to have sex I got lost on the way to her cooter....
morelian09
10-24-2006, 08:31 PM
you momas so fat jenny crag won't take her for fear of going broke (read it in a book lol.)
Master Shake
10-24-2006, 10:40 PM
Yo Mama's so fat.... while trying to have sex I got lost on the way to her cooter....if you tried to hit something that fat you got problems...



yo momma so skinny her eyes are single filed
nitrousfed
11-02-2006, 11:34 PM
yo mama so broke she couldnt afford your abortion now i gotta pay your childsupport
dodgekota
11-02-2006, 11:43 PM
Quote: Joseph
"Your momma's so stupid, she got stuck in Iraq."
§treet_§peed
11-02-2006, 11:43 PM
Yo momma is so fat she looks like a bootlegged Shamo...
§treet_§peed
11-02-2006, 11:45 PM
Yo mommas chest is so hairy...that bitch got chest locks
nitrousfed
11-03-2006, 12:11 AM
yo mama used to be fat until they came out with dick flavored slimfast :)
§treet_§peed
11-03-2006, 12:26 AM
???:wtf:??? that shit was lame
nitrousfed
11-03-2006, 12:28 AM
yo mama titties are like mt rushmore they always got 4 faces on them