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Brett
10-19-2006, 06:41 AM
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

when behind him he hears:



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...





Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.




BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...






Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him





FASTER...





FASTER...






BUMP...







BUMP...






BUMP...





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.








However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping










clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...





on his heels, the terrified man runs.





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.









Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!









Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



















and,









(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)





The coffin stops.
ŁG2♣
10-19-2006, 06:50 AM
?.......is this a old man thing?...i dont get it :screwy: lol
Mike Lowrey
10-19-2006, 06:53 AM
:headslap:
Brett
10-19-2006, 06:55 AM
^^ I told you all it was bad!!! LOL
ŁG2♣
10-19-2006, 06:56 AM
i dont it as a joke?....its like a run on story :tongue1:
Brett
10-19-2006, 07:03 AM
... again, I told you all it was gonna suck. Its just one of those ones you get in an email that is so bad, You wanna make other people suffer...LOL
Mike Lowrey
10-19-2006, 08:32 AM
... again, I told you all it was gonna suck. Its just one of those ones you get in an email that is so bad, You wanna make other people suffer...LOL

So.....basically you want us to suffer every day, huh?
R.Kelly
10-19-2006, 08:34 AM
man oh man that was hilarious i cant stop laughing
Nemesis
10-19-2006, 08:36 AM
Not a repost?

Wanna guess again BRETT!?!?


DAMN!

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53004&highlight=upright+casket+banging
R.Kelly
10-19-2006, 08:39 AM
T0TAL PWNAGE
RandomGuy
10-19-2006, 08:39 AM
LIRL WTF
babygurl
10-19-2006, 08:44 AM
Brett the only joke here is you...:lmfao:
Mike Lowrey
10-19-2006, 09:10 AM
~points~

HAHA!
ATK_Designs
10-19-2006, 09:35 AM
ha ha ha.
Sammich
10-19-2006, 09:38 AM
Brett the only joke here is you...:lmfao:

say it again cuz the old man dnt understand LOLz

how u gona post a joke about a coffin coughin...coughin coffin...get it...i get it..:yes: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Jimmy B
10-19-2006, 09:43 AM
yep.. repost,.. the only joke i see is brett pretending he still in his 30's :)
The Golden Child
10-19-2006, 09:59 AM
yea its gunna suck so much when QD posted this or someone ..