View Full Version : First Steve Irwin, Now They Wanna Go Farther...LOL
Brett
10-19-2006, 06:30 AM
MIAMI, Florida (Reuters) -- A leaping stingray stabbed an 81-year-old Florida boater in the chest, authorities said Wednesday, leaving its poisonous stinger lodged close to his heart in an incident recalling the one that killed Australian TV naturalist Steve Irwin last month.
Fire Department officials in Lighthouse Point, about 30 miles north of Miami, said James Bertakis was in a small recreational boat with two grandchildren Tuesday when the spotted eagle ray leaped aboard and struck him.
"It's just a real freak thing," Lt. Mike Sullivan told Reuters, saying the incident occurred on Florida's Intracoastal Waterway, where stingrays are rarely seen leaping in the air.
"For an 81-year-old man he's in really good shape," Sullivan added, saying Bertakis was expected to make a full recovery after surgery at a local hospital to have the stinger removed from his chest.
"Crocodile Hunter" Irwin, 44, died when a stingray's stinger punctured his heart off Australia's north coast last month. It was one of only a handful of stingray fatalities on record.
Allshow97
10-19-2006, 06:36 AM
It's all a conspiracy, the stingrays want us gone so they can take over the world.
Halfwit
10-19-2006, 06:38 AM
exactly!^^
Brett
10-19-2006, 06:42 AM
Watch your back people!!! ( Or your chests )They comin to take down the human race!! LOL
ORGANIZATIONXIII
10-19-2006, 06:53 AM
I just saw this on ABC NEWS...
Brett
10-19-2006, 06:56 AM
Now they figure waiting for humans in the sand isnt enough, now they wanna take it to the boats!! LOL
ORGANIZATIONXIII
10-19-2006, 07:34 AM
:stupid:
they're EVOLVING DAMMIT!
Nemesis
10-19-2006, 07:34 AM
Steve Irwin is dead?
lesson learned..... always carry a big knife so you can cut im when they come flying at you, as thin as some flat bread
Steve Irwin is dead?
nigga got at by a croc, wierd?
Nemesis
10-19-2006, 07:37 AM
nigga got at by a croc, wierd?
Steve Irwin is black? lol
Steve Irwin is black? lolwierd like i said
The Green Monster
10-19-2006, 07:46 AM
damn wtf
LEAPING?
Sammich
10-19-2006, 07:47 AM
1st brett's not making repost 2nd stingrays are killing pple...whats next..
1st brett's not making repost 2nd stingrays are killing pple...whats next..
you not being funny..... now get back to work puto
Brett
10-19-2006, 08:02 AM
1st brett's not making repost 2nd stingrays are killing pple...whats next..
Its just that kind of day!! LIRL
Sammich
10-19-2006, 08:07 AM
you not being funny..... now get back to work puto
:2up:
:lmfao:
R.Kelly
10-19-2006, 08:19 AM
they have a knack for hittin near the heart
Brett
10-19-2006, 08:26 AM
Maybe we should name him CUPID...lol
Sammich
10-19-2006, 08:36 AM
Maybe we should name him CUPID...lol
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: bretts teetering on the non repost side of things this wk...what the hail is goin on :lmfao:
RandomGuy
10-19-2006, 08:38 AM
Maybe we should name him CUPID...lol
LIRL
JustinSane110™
10-19-2006, 11:12 AM
MIAMI, Florida (Reuters) -- A leaping stingray stabbed an 81-year-old Florida boater in the chest, authorities said Wednesday, leaving its poisonous stinger lodged close to his heart in an incident recalling the one that killed Australian TV naturalist Steve Irwin last month.
Fire Department officials in Lighthouse Point, about 30 miles north of Miami, said James Bertakis was in a small recreational boat with two grandchildren Tuesday when the spotted eagle ray leaped aboard and struck him.
"It's just a real freak thing," Lt. Mike Sullivan told Reuters, saying the incident occurred on Florida's Intracoastal Waterway, where stingrays are rarely seen leaping in the air.
"For an 81-year-old man he's in really good shape," Sullivan added, saying Bertakis was expected to make a full recovery after surgery at a local hospital to have the stinger removed from his chest.
"Crocodile Hunter" Irwin, 44, died when a stingray's stinger punctured his heart off Australia's north coast last month. It was one of only a handful of stingray fatalities on record.
Ok, so this sumbitch jumped clear outta the water, probably turned in mid air and stuck dude directly in the chest? I hate to have to steal a F&F quote here but... "That shit was orchestrated!"
Nemesis
10-19-2006, 11:13 AM
bretts teet
whoa dude....
Doppelgänger
10-19-2006, 11:15 AM
they're coming for you next Brett :D :D
Sammich
10-19-2006, 11:17 AM
whoa child....
dnt get no ideas mofo:lmfao:
Tiff-O-Bitties
10-19-2006, 11:26 AM
wow, wtf?
Sammich
10-19-2006, 11:29 AM
wow, wtf?
hey milf
The Golden Child
10-19-2006, 01:29 PM
anyone want some sushi ??
i have a cutting board and a mini katana waiting to be used ..
Sammich
10-19-2006, 01:30 PM
what kinda sushi..is it wrapped in barb
JustinSane110™
10-19-2006, 01:37 PM
what kinda sushi..is it wrapped in barb
See, this would be the time for a joke about how I'd rather have some "Shrimp on the barb-ie" [/bad australian accent]
But that would be in bad taste so I won't mention it... :devil:
HalfBaked
10-19-2006, 01:41 PM
They jump out of the water to kill bacteria and shit that gets on them.
TeeJay
10-19-2006, 02:21 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/timbo1380/sting.jpg
bigdare23
10-19-2006, 02:39 PM
{note to self stay away from the damn ocean}
JustinSane110™
10-19-2006, 02:45 PM
{note to self stay away from the damn ocean}
LOL, +1.
Brett
10-19-2006, 02:52 PM
they're coming for you next Brett :D :D
~puts on sting ray proof vest~
IM COVERED DUDE!!! HA HA HA HA
Sammich
10-19-2006, 02:58 PM
See, this would be the time for a joke about how I'd rather have some "Shrimp on the barb-ie" [/bad australian accent]
But that would be in bad taste so I won't mention it... :devil:
:lmfao: :lmfao:
JustinSane110™
10-19-2006, 02:59 PM
~puts on sting ray proof vest~
IM COVERED DUDE!!! HA HA HA HA
What if it gets you in the face Bert??
Sammich
10-19-2006, 03:06 PM
What if it gets you in the face Bert??
his faced is already fugged he dnt have to worry
Mr_Mischif
10-19-2006, 05:54 PM
OH SNAP!!!
thinkfast®
10-19-2006, 06:04 PM
Ok, so this sumbitch jumped clear outta the water, probably turned in mid air and stuck dude directly in the chest? I hate to have to steal a F&F quote here but... "That shit was orchestrated!"
COME IN MY HOUSE!! DISGRACE MY FAMIRY!
JustinSane110™
10-19-2006, 06:07 PM
COME IN MY HOUSE!! DISGRACE MY FAMIRY!
:lmfao: :lmfao:
I NEVER NARCED ON NOBODY!!
TeeJay
10-19-2006, 06:30 PM
I wanna go fishing...
hell ya, i couple a stingray barbs would pull quite a premium this close to race wars...
Hektik
10-20-2006, 12:07 AM
so now u have to wear a bullet proof vest to go fishing wtf
JustinSane110™
10-20-2006, 12:44 AM
hell ya, i couple a stingray barbs would pull quite a premium this close to race wars...
Damn right man... even if we gotta overnight parts from Japa-... Australia?? :thinking:
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