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SE-Rious1
10-18-2006, 01:29 PM
ok here's a lil joke dont know if yall herd it before or not .....


guy is at a bar trying to pick up some girls but he lacks the confidence cause he knows he has a small penis. after drinking a few beers he gets buzzed then has to use the rest room. using it a midget walks in with a leprachan suit on and pulls up a stool starts pissing the guy laughs then looks down at the midget an see's a monster of a penis he gets upset the midget says whats wrong the man tells him he has a small penis but wants a bigger one. so the midget says ill let you in on a secret im really a leprachan and i can give you a big penis also so the guy says ok how ? i has to fuck you up your ass so the guy says ok . leprachan ask the guy whats your name he saids (JOHN OUCH ! )then he ask john where ya from he says (ATLANTA OUCH !) then the leprachan says john how old are you the guy says (36 OWW!) leprachan hops down and smacks guy on ass the says well john dont you
think your a lil to old to believe in leprachans LOL !!!!!
:lmfao:
babygurl
10-18-2006, 01:33 PM
One not funny, two hard to read, next time please use commas, periods, after a full sentence or to break up a long sentence. The ., can be found on the lower right of your keyboard. Use them!!!!!
The Golden Child
10-18-2006, 01:34 PM
what a brokeback sum bitch ..
babygurl
10-18-2006, 01:35 PM
what a brokeback sum bitch ..



thought that was you....?????
The Golden Child
10-18-2006, 01:37 PM
thought that was you....?????

* yawn *

nope thats PBS ..
Ran
10-18-2006, 01:38 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/Nismosis/Superpope.jpg
The Golden Child
10-18-2006, 01:38 PM
lolz ..
babygurl
10-18-2006, 01:44 PM
lolz ..



oh lord....
SE-Rious1
10-18-2006, 01:45 PM
One not funny, two hard to read, next time please use commas, periods, after a full sentence or to break up a long sentence. The ., can be found on the lower right of your keyboard. Use them!!!!!
damn was you my teacher in school ? lol
never was good at that shit
babygurl
10-18-2006, 01:53 PM
damn was you my teacher in school ? lol
never was good at that shit



really I never would have guessed?
The Golden Child
10-18-2006, 02:04 PM
oh lord....

can i help you ??
SE-Rious1
10-18-2006, 02:05 PM
^lol
HeLLo iM iZzY
10-18-2006, 02:23 PM
LOL @ superpope !
SL65AMG
10-18-2006, 02:28 PM
damn was you my teacher in school ? lol
never was good at that shit

you went to school?
SE-Rious1
10-18-2006, 02:31 PM
you went to school?
yeah but just for the girls
Slowboy
10-18-2006, 02:39 PM
One not funny, two hard to read, next time please use commas, periods, after a full sentence or to break up a long sentence. The ., can be found on the lower right of your keyboard. Use them!!!!!


with you on that one. I thought i was getting stupid by the sec. huh :screwy:

Curt
siRACER06
10-18-2006, 02:41 PM
i dont like leprachan's lol
Bajjani
10-18-2006, 02:43 PM
Short version
man has small penis and no confidence
man walks into a bathroom and sees a midget in a "leprachan" suit and laughs
leprachan has huge weiner
man frowns
leprachan man says whats wrong
man says he has a small weiner
leprachan man says, i'm really a leprachan and i can make you have a big penis
man says how
leprachan says i have to fuck you in the ass
man says okay make it quick
Leprachan asks whats your name ::Pounds him:: (JOHN OUCH)
Leprachan asks where you from ::Pounds him:: (Atlanta OUCH)
leprachan asks how old you are ::Pounds him and finishes:: (36 OUCH)

Leprachan says, well john, aren't you a bit old to believe in leprachans...

punchline..
man got ass raped willingly
SE-Rious1
10-18-2006, 02:49 PM
yeah i was bored and made my to long might use that one lol
babygurl
10-18-2006, 03:17 PM
yeah i was bored and made my to long might use that one lol



THINK BEFORE TYPING
babygurl
10-18-2006, 03:18 PM
can i help you ??



yeah DIE!!!!
SE-Rious1
10-18-2006, 03:30 PM
THINK BEFORE TYPING
yes ma'am:idb:
The Golden Child
10-18-2006, 04:11 PM
yeah DIE!!!!

whats your beef ??
SE-Rious1
10-18-2006, 04:39 PM
whats your beef ??
i think her aunt flow in town
~The_Duke~
10-18-2006, 04:45 PM
i think her aunt flow in town

You are a dipshit...

that is all...
SE-Rious1
10-18-2006, 04:50 PM
You are a dipshit...

that is all...
why am i the dipshit she's one got issues aparently
~The_Duke~
10-18-2006, 04:54 PM
why am i the dipshit she's one got issues aparently
1. Old ass un-orginal joke
2. The joke wasnt funny the first time, why post it again?
3. I remember you being dumb sometime in the past
4. She is cool, you on the other hand are a dipshit

Good Day :goodjob:
SE-Rious1
10-18-2006, 04:56 PM
1. Old ass un-orginal joke
2. The joke wasnt funny the first time, why post it again?
3. I remember you being dumb sometime in the past
4. She is cool, you on the other hand are a dipshit

Good Day :goodjob:
yeah im a dipshit 4 deffending my thread lol wiggles
*no offense to babygurl i think im bipolar*