So....

[Brett]

How is everyone doing today?

[The Yousef]

fuk u?

[Ran]

Meh, can't complain. You?

[Sammich]

besides the lack of reposting...GREAT..wheres the repost brett

[Brett]

I havent recieved any emails this week with old jokes, sorry...LOL

[Seymour222]

Good thank you for inquiring. Hope your day is going good as well. Btw,

Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while __________ watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that __________ jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.

[Sammich]

I havent recieved any emails this week with old jokes, sorry...LOL

:lmfao: :lmfao: tell that other reposter of urs that their slippin on their job

[HvyArms]

swell

[AudiGirlTT]

im just peachy! :)

[LiL PaKi]

i'm hungryyy...

[AudiGirlTT]

I Just had lunch.....



Im still hungry :(

[The Yousef]

Good thank you for inquiring. Hope your day is going good as well. Btw,

Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while __________ watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that __________ jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.

well..ummm....that is just frankly distrubing


~leaves~

[Sammich]

i'm hungryyy...

go eat a quail

[Brett]

I just ate to, But everyone here has candy on thier desks, Im trying to not look directly at the candy!! lol

[Sammich]

well..ummm....that is just frankly distrubing


~leaves~

i didnt read it..what happened..i need cliff notes..did he fail at his emo attempt

[LiL PaKi]

go eat a quail

dude that's nasty.. i would not eat something that is being raised in my backyard... anyways.. i'm fastinggggggg

[Brett]

dude that's nasty.. i would not eat something that is being raised in my backyard... anyways.. i'm fastinggggggg

Only till the sun goes down

[Sammich]

I just ate to, But everyone here has candy on thier desks, Im trying to not look directly at the candy!! lol

*calling george* ayo george theres a free supply of candy where brett is..that means free youngins today:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

dude that's nasty.. i would not eat something that is being raised in my backyard... anyways.. i'm fastinggggggg

bird is a bird..taste just like chicken..stop hatin LOL

u 4eva fastin dang girl..u must be skin and bones..

[LiL PaKi]

*calling george* ayo george theres a free supply of candy where brett is..that means free youngins today:lmfao: :lmfao:

dude George is gonna have a blast on Halloween... :tongue:

[Seymour222]

Yall are nasty.

[Brett]

dude George is gonna have a blast on Halloween... :tongue:

Im hoping some cute HS girls swing by my place on Halloween, I have Loli Pop they can suck on!! HA HA HA HA

[LiL PaKi]

bird is a bird..taste just like chicken..stop hatin LOL

u 4eva fastin dang girl..u must be skin and bones..

i didn't even eat the chicken that my dad killed ... yea almost a month!!! saturday or sunday is the last dayyyy yayyyy... yea i am skin and bones... I already weighed under 100.. now i weigh even less.

[Sammich]

dude George is gonna have a blast on Halloween... :tongue:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

george: "FREE CANDY=FREE PICS=underlying scheme"


:lmfao: :lmfao:

[LiL PaKi]

Im hoping some cute HS girls swing by my place on Halloween, I have Loli Pop they can suck on!! HA HA HA HA


:lmao: hahahhaahaha

[Sammich]

Im hoping some cute HS girls swing by my place on Halloween, I have Loli Pop they can suck on!! HA HA HA HA

leisa gona burn ur ish son:lmfao:


i didn't even eat the chicken that my dad killed...

yea almost a month!!! saturday or sunday is the last dayyyy yayyyy...

yea i am skin and bones... I already weighed under 100.. now i weigh even less.

yea u beta get up on eating some fatback and get up to 110:goodjob:

[The Golden Child]

it was going good till i had the case of the x ..

[Sammich]

X???

[The Golden Child]

x gf fool ..

[bdydrpdmazda]

I had as much of a day off as I could out here in the desert so I guess Im doing ok.

[LiL PaKi]

leisa gona burn ur ish son:lmfao:



yea u beta get up on eating some fatback and get up to 110:goodjob:

i have yet to weigh more than 101lbs.. my goal forever has been to gain weight... i wanna get to like 105 and i'll be fine.. u got to also take in consideration that i'm like 5'1.5" so if i weigh like 110 and at that height i might look chubby

[Ran]

dude George is gonna have a blast on Halloween... :tongue:This is the one day of the year that kids come by our houses without any work on our part. Girl Scouts and Brownies aside.


Best holiday ever!! :cheers:

[LiL PaKi]

it was going good till i had the case of the x ..

brb let me go read your blog...

[Brett]

I had as much of a day off as I could out here in the desert so I guess Im doing ok.

Atleast you have plenty of sand to lay out in...LOL

[LiL PaKi]

brb let me go read your blog...

boy!.. it's not updated... :rant:

[Boosted S60R]

I am great enjoying my week off.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Great, except for hungry... You?!

[Sammich]

i have yet to weigh more than 101lbs.. my goal forever has been to gain weight... i wanna get to like 105 and i'll be fine.. u got to also take in consideration that i'm like 5'1.5" so if i weigh like 110 and at that height i might look chubby

u aint gona look chubby...see thats why i like black girls, they know the significance of 'thickness' LOL

110 would be perfect for u:goodjob: not like u modeling for janice dickinson




x gf fool ..

sux 4 u:yes:

[Sammich]

boy!.. it's not updated... :rant:

:lmfao: :lmfao: dnt get hungry pple mad TGC

[LiL PaKi]

u aint gona look chubby...see thats why i like black girls, they know the significance of 'thickness' LOL

110 would be perfect for u:goodjob: not like u modeling for janice dickinson


i've been itty bitty for my entire life.. i dont think i'll be able to get use to fat on me... especially around my stomach... everywhere else is fine though...

who said i'm not modeling now :ninja:

[JennB]

Just dandy.

[LiL PaKi]

:lmfao: :lmfao: dnt get hungry pple mad TGC

damn dude i get really irritated when i'm hungry. i go off on ppl like no tomorrow and when i havnt slept for days and im really really tired oooweee u better watch out...

[JennB]

I think I weighed 101 lbs when I was like.... 12? I'm kinda not short though.


At my height, I would look like absolute death at that weight.

[Sammich]

i've been itty bitty for my entire life.. i dont think i'll be able to get use to fat on me... especially around my stomach... everywhere else is fine though...

who said i'm not modeling now :ninja:

im not talkin bout thick around stomach:no:

im talkin bout thick..."everywhere else":yes:

[AudiGirlTT]

101.... I only wish hehe...

[LiL PaKi]

im not talkin bout thick around stomach:no:

im talkin bout thick..."everywhere else":yes:

i know.. but you know its gonna go to the stomach too though...

[Sammich]

damn dude i get really irritated when i'm hungry. i go off on ppl like no tomorrow and when i havnt slept for days and im really really tired oooweee u better watch out...

lolz..im lookin out for u:yes:

[LiL PaKi]

i eat alot... just got a fast matabolism though.. so nothing stays on me... i need to figure a way to overpass that...

[Sammich]

i know.. but you know its gonna go to the stomach too though...

thats when kanyes workout plan comes into effect..

[AudiGirlTT]

i eat alot... just got a fast matabolism though.. so nothing stays on me... i need to figure a way to overpass that...

hehe I wish I had that problem :)

[Sammich]

i eat alot... just got a fast matabolism though.. so nothing stays on me... i need to figure a way to overpass that...

:thinking: nvm

[LiL PaKi]

thats when kanyes workout plan comes into effect..

see.. i dont get the concept of working out... when you work out you lose weight cuz the fat burns... well the fat burns from everywhere... and not only a particular area right? or is it that it burns only that part that u are working out? ie. if you work out your abs/stomach is that the only place the fat wil burn from? or if you work out your legs is that the only place that fat will burn and replace with muscles? hmm i think i'm going to make a thread on that...

[Sammich]

see.. i dont get the concept of working out... when you work out you lose weight cuz the fat burns... well the fat burns from everywhere... and not only a particular area right? or is it that it burns only that part that u are working out? ie. if you work out your abs/stomach is that the only place the fat wil burn from? or if you work out your legs is that the only place that fat will burn and replace with muscles? hmm i think i'm going to make a thread on that...


for the most part yea, b/c thats the purpose of isolating different areas of the body are for. they have different excercises/workouts for different parts of the body. like you see those infomercials that work different parts of the body, they work that part of the body cuz thats what its made for

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Wakie wakie hands off snakey... Good morning peeps

[LiL PaKi]

for the most part yea, b/c thats the purpose of isolating different areas of the body are for. they have different excercises/workouts for different parts of the body. like you see those infomercials that work different parts of the body, they work that part of the body cuz thats what its made for

hmmm i c...

[Sammich]

hmmm i c...

i use the total gym:goodjob: ...i need to get an ab machine i guess:yes:

[AWD OWNZ U]

I havent recieved any emails this week with old jokes, sorry...LOL

A guy walks into a bar and up to the counter. he looks the menu hanging above him to decide what he wants. The menu reads:

Drinks $2
Sandwiches $5
Fries $1
Hand jobs $10

A beautiful woman appears from the back to take his order.

Woman: "Can i help you?"
Man: "Are you the one that gives the Hand jobs?"
Woman: "Why yes i am."














Man: "Well wash your hands bitch, I want a sandwich."

[The Golden Child]

boy!.. it's not updated... :rant:

i dont write that shit on ia .. lolz

[SL65AMG]

i didnt read it..what happened..i need cliff notes..did he fail at his emo attempt

yes but he Aced the fag attempt