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boosted1jz
10-17-2006, 07:02 PM
An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2months.Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig
that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Ha lf an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a
mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the
girl,and tells them:"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge.I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest
of her life.Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
stores,a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a &nbs p;$4,000,000 bank account

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her
again."

Hulud
10-17-2006, 07:04 PM
Lol

ATK_Designs
10-17-2006, 07:06 PM
old but that's good :)

HeLLo iM iZzY
10-17-2006, 08:01 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!

con
10-17-2006, 09:21 PM
yea'ah.....

man
10-17-2006, 09:34 PM
did you just read that on F-Chat?

TheGodfather
10-17-2006, 09:43 PM
Hahahah that was funny.

MachNU
10-17-2006, 09:51 PM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Master Shake
10-17-2006, 10:21 PM
dude....i'm thought you were about to tell a story about how your girl fucked up over again or something.....classic.

The Green Monster
10-18-2006, 12:24 AM
^^^lol me too^^^


that's pretty good though

£G2♣
10-18-2006, 12:26 AM
LIRL

Crazy Asian
10-18-2006, 12:27 AM
Why....GO BACK TO MY POST!!

bigdare23
10-18-2006, 12:31 AM
LOL

SL65AMG
10-18-2006, 06:03 AM
awesome...thats funny as hell. i wonder what would happen in "real" life? maybe the same situation?

Doppelgänger
10-18-2006, 06:43 AM
heh..that made me giggle.....

ShooterMcGavin
10-18-2006, 11:15 AM
not bad

Mr_Mischif
10-18-2006, 12:06 PM
*sigh*
why must we post the same things twice?

Tiff-O-Bitties
10-18-2006, 12:13 PM
lmao.

boosted1jz
10-18-2006, 04:54 PM
did you just read that on F-Chat?


supraforums actaully....

and sorry if its a repost.... i have never seen it on here....

chris