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RandomGuy
05-31-2005, 12:11 AM
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." the man from the limousine said excitedly. "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" So, they all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a vehicle as large as the limousine. One of the poor fellows expressed his gratitude, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The rich man replied, "No, thank you... the grass at my place is about three feet tall and I could use the help!"

Ms Dollar
05-31-2005, 09:41 AM
aww that's kinda mean...:(

AtifSajid
05-31-2005, 09:51 AM
that was funny as shiat...ahahahahahaaaaaa

NzProjeKt
05-31-2005, 02:56 PM
the joke def. has potential.. could be worded a bit better though...

gtikid
05-31-2005, 02:59 PM
the joke def. has potential.. could be worded a bit better though...

i'm with stupid...you suck hasan

RandomGuy
05-31-2005, 03:20 PM
haters...lol it was copied n pasted tho

quickdodge®
05-31-2005, 06:55 PM
LOLOLOLOL! Later, QD.

Kermit
05-31-2005, 09:27 PM
lol

Niggerian
06-01-2005, 01:45 AM
I don't get it.

ahmonrah
06-01-2005, 02:48 PM
I don't get it.

^^^^ok!!! move quick!!!!
keep running!
look over your shoulder and stretch your arm out like you see outfielders do in baseball.
ok did you catch the punchline?!!

since the 2 families were eating grass on the side of the road. the rich guy needed the grass on his property cut since it was (3ft.) he wanted them to eat HIS GRASS.

ahmonrah
06-01-2005, 02:50 PM
good joke man.

RandomGuy
03-06-2009, 08:17 PM
EPIC

blackboi50
03-06-2009, 08:29 PM
holy old thread batman!!!!!.....1

integraboi88
03-06-2009, 08:38 PM
lol never heard of this one.

BKgen®
03-06-2009, 08:53 PM
BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

blaknoize
03-06-2009, 08:57 PM
:(

eraser4g63
03-06-2009, 11:49 PM
wow.

FasTech
03-06-2009, 11:55 PM
LOLOLOL. Nice. +12