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Tasuki_Civic
10-15-2006, 11:27 AM
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it.
One point to BEER

20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER

Final Score: Beer 11, Vagina 8, 1 Draw

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER :lmfao:
Repost Squintz
10-15-2006, 11:45 AM
fug dat; why can't we have both?
Mr_Mischif
10-15-2006, 12:15 PM
Because VAGINA doesn't like to be shared: point BEER!
down_shift
10-15-2006, 01:23 PM
It socially acceptable to buy yourself some beer: Point Beer
Tasuki_Civic
10-15-2006, 01:31 PM
It socially acceptable to buy yourself some beer: Point Beer

lol
Annihilation
10-15-2006, 01:37 PM
1 of hundred uses of a Beer bottle....stick it in the vagina

+1 for beer


When Vagina is bitching, plug it with a beer bottle.....
Tasuki_Civic
10-15-2006, 01:38 PM
hhaha
Wurm
10-15-2006, 02:04 PM
vagina gets 50 extra points because i dont like beer
Tasuki_Civic
10-15-2006, 02:04 PM
haha that'll work i dont like either so -1 from both
Stormhammer
10-15-2006, 02:19 PM
^^ your sig is missing the mom part
Tasuki_Civic
10-15-2006, 02:29 PM
the mom part....?
ahmonrah
10-15-2006, 03:25 PM
"....beer is an aquired taste, vagina? likewise." DRAW
"....ingesting so much beer will add pounds. vagina? skill/accolades!" point, vagina
BluesClues
10-15-2006, 03:29 PM
the mom part....?
"I support working moms" part
Tasuki_Civic
10-15-2006, 03:34 PM
"I support working moms" part
lol ooh ok




"....beer is an aquired taste, vagina? likewise." DRAW
"....ingesting so much beer will add pounds. vagina? skill/accolades!" point, vagina

:lickpuss: you get a god work out on ya jaws and tounge. beer = tummy
toonz
10-15-2006, 03:46 PM
LoL
ahmonrah
10-15-2006, 03:54 PM
lol ooh ok





:lickpuss: you get a god work out on ya jaws and tounge. beer = tummypoint vagina!!!!!
The Green Monster
10-15-2006, 04:35 PM
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER :lmfao::bump:



LMAO...fuckin hilarious...+1


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
ahmonrah
10-15-2006, 04:59 PM
your 6pack doesnt menstruate every 30 days...

furgina? does.

point beer...
BTEC
10-15-2006, 05:15 PM
your 6pack doesnt menstruate every 30 days...

furgina? does.

point beer...
lol!!

u dnt have to be nice to the bartender to get some beer.
MrEG62U
10-15-2006, 08:09 PM
very funny
The Green Monster
10-15-2006, 09:16 PM
your 6pack doesnt menstruate every 30 days...

furgina? does.

point beer...


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

+1


Beer doesn't
{X}Echo419
10-16-2006, 12:45 PM
if you lose your job Beer makes you feel better. +1 Beer

you can share Beer with your friends. +1 Beer

if beer goes bad you may not know. +1 Beer

Beer tastes good with a lime.........ok, vagina "might". Draw

I've had beer in the last 24hrs. +1 Beer

Beer NEVER wants to wait for marriage. +1 Beer

Beer NEVER buys heavy furniture(sp). +1 Beer

stuff around beers house NEVER breaks! then again beer dosen't have a home. +1 Beer

Beer won't take your favorite sweater to "wear around the house". and it Certiantly won't keep it when you and the Beer break up!!! +1 Beer
Mr_Mischif
10-16-2006, 01:04 PM
10 guys can share some BEER; a VAGINA? That might take some work. +1 BEER
Elbow
10-16-2006, 01:19 PM
Vagina > Beer
ahmonrah
10-16-2006, 04:02 PM
lol!!

u dnt have to be nice to the bartender to get some beer.POINT BEER~!
ahmonrah
10-16-2006, 04:05 PM
look like a complete beer vs furrrgina list is in the making.
§treet_§peed
10-16-2006, 04:18 PM
beer never bitches about anything....
§treet_§peed
10-16-2006, 04:21 PM
beer never gets a yeast infection..:Dand a beer is always willing...:D
HvyArms
10-16-2006, 04:22 PM
...did my pants just shrink?
§treet_§peed
10-16-2006, 04:24 PM
but lets face it....we couldn't do without either one..for we need both to deal with both...lol
{X}Echo419
10-18-2006, 07:14 AM
you can't have sex with Beer. +1 Vagina :yes: :idb:
The Golden Child
10-18-2006, 10:14 AM
i like beer and pussy who am i gunna choose .. dammit !!!
BluesClues
10-18-2006, 10:18 AM
Beer will make you do some freaky shit. So will pussy- Draw
Pussy will make you cum. Beer won't- Pussy 1
Too much beer is bad for your health. The more the pussy the better- Pussy 1
Dirty Octopus™
10-18-2006, 10:30 AM
my cock cant fit into a beer bottle.... Beer FTL +1 Vagina

BRB, The Belligerent Sultan :yes:
SL65AMG
10-18-2006, 01:17 PM
a beer doesnt have tits, then again some vagina doesnt either.

+1 furgina
The Golden Child
10-18-2006, 01:27 PM
Beer will make you do some freaky shit. So will pussy- Draw
Pussy will make you cum. Beer won't- Pussy 1
Too much beer is bad for your health. The more the pussy the better- Pussy 1

lolz ..
SE-Rious1
10-18-2006, 01:51 PM
lol
SL65AMG
10-18-2006, 02:25 PM
they can both put you in the hospital -1 to both
ahmonrah
10-18-2006, 02:56 PM
^^^^^......but beer will have you enjoying yourself while hospitalized!!!
ahmonrah
10-18-2006, 02:59 PM
enough beer will make you forget the face attached to the furgina you brought from the bar resembled cheech moran in drag......+?
toonz
10-18-2006, 03:28 PM
LOL
Cato ED-6
10-18-2006, 04:29 PM
A man can say that he has quit drinking and still have respect.
But a man that says he has quit vagina will get very wierd looks. +1 beer

A beer can't leave you for someone else. +1 beer

Beer is accepting to everyone, but a vagina is very picky. +1 beer