PDA

View Full Version : A lady hit my friend in the parking lot last night, b/c he was wearing black!!!


Sport1.3
10-13-2006, 04:23 PM
:this is his conversation on another forum: FUNNY AS FUCK!!

and he was in his car and she couldnt see him!!!

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n46/skeosh/carhit.jpg


She said that she couldn't see a driver in the car, so she didn't think it was moving

even though my lights were on... and the engine was going!!!


her: "I didn't think anyone was in the car."
me: "but the car was moving in front of you."
her: "but... but i didn't think anyone was in it."
me: "so you decided to t-bone the car just to make sure?"
her: "well... you should wear lighter clothes!"
me: "..."
Sport1.3
10-13-2006, 04:24 PM
cop: "Ma'am, i have to cite you for this accident. as well as crossing over parking lines..."
old cunt: "But... but... this isn't a real road! There's no speed limit signs!"
cop: "Ma'am... I ... uh... have you been drinking?"
The Golden Child
10-13-2006, 04:24 PM
wow .. LOLZ !!!
Sport1.3
10-13-2006, 04:24 PM
cop: "Sir, do you know or recognize this lady?"
me: "No sir."
cop: "You're not of any relation to her?"
me: "No, sir."
cop: "Then why do you keep refering to her as 'grandma'"
me: "..."
me: "because, 'Dumb Cunt' seems a bit rude to call the elderly."
cop: "lol"
Sport1.3
10-13-2006, 04:26 PM
And Guess if she was insured or not!?!?!

her: "well. this isn't actually my car."
cop: "ma'am do you have insurance or not?"
her: "my son gave it to me..."
cop: "the car appears to be in your name."
her: "yes, but my son gave the car to me."
cop: "i understand that, ma'am. but do you have this vehicle insured."
her: "it was a gift, why would i have to insure a gift?!"

cop: "Ma'am you do understand this will result in points on your license?"
old bluehaired cuntrag: "Is that a good thing?"
Wurm
10-13-2006, 04:26 PM
man post faster
Sport1.3
10-13-2006, 04:28 PM
at this point it's around 8:45... he's already 30 minutes late, his girl is sitting at home sober waiting for him:

me: "Hey, officer, we might need to hurry this up a bit."
cop: "I understand, Nic, you have things to do..."
me: "Oh, no. it's not for me. The lady here is going to miss MacGyver."
her: "..."
cop: "You're not helping the situation, sir."
her: "... i do need to feed my cats."
The Golden Child
10-13-2006, 04:28 PM
why didnt you just post it all in one post ..
Sport1.3
10-13-2006, 04:30 PM
then there was the phone call today

me: "Hello, is Mrs. **** there?"
her: "This is she."
me: "Hi, this is Nic. I'm the ow..."
her: "Oh, hello Nic! How is your mother?"
me: "uh.. my mom? She's fine... i guess."
her: "I haven't seen Judith in so long, tell her I said Hi."
me: "I.. uh.. her name is.. ummm... nevermind.. I'm the guy you ran into last night."
her: "What's that dear?"
me: "the car accident... last night... you hit me..."
her: "Oh, dear. I forgot all about that. That police officer was such a nice gentleman."
me: "...uh, yea... he was I guess... i was just calling to ask..."
her: "It was such a cold night last night, I had to put an extra comforter on the bed. i tend to do that when it gets chilly..."
me: "yes ma'am... i was just wondering if I could get your..."
her: "And to think, I wasn't going to wear a jacket last night. I'm so glad I did, what with us standing outside all night. It was very brisk I ca..."
me: click. <hangup>
SloWRX
10-13-2006, 04:33 PM
lmfao wtf is wrong with that bitch?
SL65AMG
10-13-2006, 04:36 PM
post whore??? yeah and that old bag is about as intelligent as 75% of the people driving on the road now. sorry u got hit man....
İhris
10-13-2006, 04:38 PM
LOL!!!!!! That was just what i needed to end a friday workday.... Funny shit lol
Sport1.3
10-13-2006, 04:39 PM
post whore??? yeah and that old bag is about as intelligent as 75% of the people driving on the road now. sorry u got hit man....


ehh nah it gives it better effect reading in different posts lol, and it was my friends car not mine...i wouldnt be seen in a honda lol. Basically he is black and was wearing all black and her logic was that of if she was hitting a pedestrian lol :screwy:
The Golden Child
10-13-2006, 04:46 PM
LOLZ !!!
Ran
10-13-2006, 04:51 PM
Basically he is black and was wearing all black and her logic was that of if she was hitting a pedestrian lol :screwy:She used that excuse once when she hit a guy walking and got away with it. So in her mind, that excuse is golden.
Sport1.3
10-13-2006, 04:54 PM
She used that excuse once when she hit a guy walking and got away with it. So in her mind, that excuse is golden.

lol
T.S.
10-13-2006, 04:56 PM
that shit is hiliarious (sp?)
ATLtech
10-13-2006, 05:51 PM
Who got hit?
rollin_s2k
10-13-2006, 06:02 PM
i deal with a woman like that at my work:crazy:. That shit is so annoying and pisses me off but i makes me feel better now i have read this:lmfao:
SLow_POke
10-13-2006, 06:15 PM
WHOA!!!!!!


-ERnie
TeeJay
10-13-2006, 06:16 PM
whyd he have to be wearing black?? whatta racise
HeLLo iM iZzY
10-13-2006, 09:39 PM
WTF....!! That bitch is crazy as hell.
Hektik
10-13-2006, 10:42 PM
HAHHHAHHAHHAA holy shit i think i might have just peed a little hahahahahhaha
thats why theyre should be an age cutoff for driving
i mean if u cant driveuntil ur 16 casue of experience why should u be allowed to drive afterr 55 when u have no reflexes