Phrases uttered most while driving...

[The Yousef]

i tend to yell the following while driving:

''please don't be a cop"

"this is going to suck"

"BRAKES!"

"i hate white people"

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

"motherfucker"

"what the hail"

"get the fuck outta the way"

"move bitch"

and tons more

[slowrolla97]

" aw fuck "
" is that my clutch i smell"
" damn she is hott "
" fuck you asshole (with the finger) "

those are a couple i use often

[SLOWLYbtngU]

"Motha-FuKA!!!!"

"Move Bitch!"

"I WILL HIT YOU!"

"Look at me, I hope u look at me."

"Whatever Bitch"

"FUCK YOU!"

"U better not get over"

"This motha-FuKA got over....BITCH!"

"I am not slowing down"

"Fuck this shit (traffic)"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggg ggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!(traffic on 85N)

[brads94accord]

"learn how to fucking drive"

"who in the hell taught you how to park? the lines are there for a reason so stay in between them"

"use your fucking turn signal jackass"

"what the hell do you think you are doing"

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

"what the fuck are you looking at bitch"

"you dumb son of a bitch"

"get off my ass"

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Ahh..yeah turn signals....

"Nice turn sig, dick!"

"Oh were u tryin to get over? YOU COULDA FUCKIN LET ME KNOW!!!"

"Oh so you wanna ride my ass huh? ~takes foot off of gas~"

[brads94accord]

[My reaction to the jackass kid going in reverse down hawkins store road the other day towards me]

WTF do you think you are doing?!

[Dirty Octopus™]

all i ever use is the strongest BITCH i can find....
i mean it like comes from the diaphram its so strong. and if my windows are up, it fogs up the windows the BITCH is so strong....

BRB, The Delinquent Habit :yes:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

ahh...More..

"WHAT THE FUCK DO U THINK U ARE DOING?"

"I am gonna kill somebody."

"BITCH DONT MAKE ME GET OUT!!!"

"Oh you didnt think I was gonna get out?"

"GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD!"

"Did you buy ur license at Kmart?"

"Fucking illegals!" (yeah I said it!)

[Sammich]

aint dat some ish

whats takin u so long to turn

MOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what u lookin at

*middle finger*

*stare down*

*cut off*

*e-brake ANYONE following me 2cars or less if no one else is behind me*

[Allshow97]

"What in the fuck?"

"Don't turn it over!"

"What is this asswipe doing?"

"Move you old fart!"

"I know that hyundai has more power than that..."

"Oh hell naw!"

[Dirty Octopus™]

ahh...More..

"WHAT THE FUCK DO U THINK U ARE DOING?"

"I am gonna kill somebody."

"BITCH DONT MAKE ME GET OUT!!!"

"Oh you didnt think I was gonna get out?"

"GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD!"

"Did you buy ur license at Kmart?"

"Fucking illegals!" (yeah I said it!)
lemme guess... all of these were used on your way to work this morning....

fucking puerto ricans... :screwy:

BRB, Sopa De Pollo con un refresco a la izquierda :yes:

[Boosted S60R]

"O- Boy!"
"Move Mother Fucker"
"Could You Go Any Slower If You Tried"
"Brakes"
"Dude!!!"
"O-Boy"

[SLOWLYbtngU]

lemme guess... all of these were used on your way to work this morning....

fucking puerto ricans... :screwy:

BRB, Sopa De Pollo con un refresco a la izquierda :yes:

Hush now boy!

Hmm I think I have contributed too much..I think I may have road rage..Hmmmm...NAH!!!!

[Sammich]

Hush now boy!

Hmm I think I have contributed too much..I think I may have road rage..Hmmmm...NAH!!!!

:yes: yea u do...we all do, we're young and we all rush for no reason

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

"you fucking cumfritter"

[SLOWLYbtngU]

:yes: yea u do...we all do, we're young and we all rush for no reason
look nikka...It is not my fault that others cant drive...Actually funny thing abotu it is that I have hella patience in life period, but I cannot stand being late....And yes I agree with u..what I always tell my roommate is, we are in a rush for nothing....

[Sammich]

look nikka...It is not my fault that others cant drive...Actually funny thing abotu it is that I have hella patience in life period, but I cannot stand being late....And yes I agree with u..what I always tell my roommate is, we are in a rush for nothing....

how true young grass hopper how true

[{X}Echo419]

" DAMN AZN WOMEN!"
"Why do they have to be so hott?"
"Damn! that's alot of smoke!"
"PISSSSH!"
"keep scooting up on my ass. the light will turn green if you get close enough"

[Crazy Asian]

GO FASTER GO FASTER THE FUCK!!!!

[Sammich]

" DAMN AZN WOMEN!"
"Why do they have to be so hott?"
"Damn! that's alot of smoke!"
"PISSSSH!"
"keep scooting up on my ass. the light will turn green if you get close enough"

x3 i hate when pple stay on my bumper like that..u know what i do, i wait there for like 5secs to piss them off

[SLOWLYbtngU]

x3 i hate when pple stay on my bumper like that..u know what i do, i wait there for like 5secs to piss them off
Hmm..Funny thing is that the lady that I bashed her windows in "tapped" my car with hers...I went crazy psycho(bad day)....The guy I slapped with his cellphone on Wednesday, parked at the light b/c he was busy texting....I got out and slapped him with his phone...He parked cuz I honked the horn....Hmmm...I am kinda crazy huh??? :thinking: :screwy: :yes: :boobies: :crazy: :taun:

[Ed]

*MAKES A HAND MOTION FOR ***HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE*** * and honk :D

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

"Ahhhh, shit!"
"Get off your fuckin phone and drive you ignorant asshole!"
"FUCK!!!!"
"Brake Check"
"YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!"
"GAS ON THE RIGHT, BRAKE ON THE LEFT"

[Sammich]

Hmm..Funny thing is that the lady that I bashed her windows in "tapped" my car with hers...I went crazy psycho(bad day)....The guy I slapped with his cellphone on Wednesday, parked at the light b/c he was busy texting....I got out and slapped him with his phone...He parked cuz I honked the horn....Hmmm...I am kinda crazy huh??? :thinking: :screwy: :yes: :boobies: :crazy: :taun:

good god ur violent:lmfao:

[Halfwit]

"how bout u get out my way bitch"

[BluesClues]

Fuck you you dumb sum bitch!
Get off my ass *taps brakes*
What the fuck are you doing?
You better not jump in front of me!
Didn't you see me coming?
Why the hell did you just get in front of me doing 55 when I'm doing 80!
It's a yield not a stop sign!
Damn you are stupid as fuck!
I ought to beat the fuck out of you!
Awww you suck!
Learn to drive you asshole!
You shouldn't be driving!
I guess you don't know how to use a turn signal huh?!
I should have let you hit me and sue your ass for everything you ain't worth!

[Ran]

"Get out of the left lane!"
"Hang up your phone and drive, @sshat!"
"Nice turn signal, idiot."
"SUV's are f*cking gay. I hope they roll it."

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Oh yea, don't forget the, "DO I HAVE A SIGN ON MY CAR THAT SAYS PULL OUT IN FRONT OF ME, DRIVE 20 FEET AND TURN?!"

[NOTSOJDM]

"learn to drive"
"fuckin soccer MOMS"
"move that piece of shit"
Last but not least
"Why wont that pink prelude move out of the way"

[SLOWLYbtngU]

good god ur violent:lmfao:
Screaming can only get ya so far...Actions...actions get u thrown in jail...(btw-I know it is stupid, but I really cant control my anger when I am pissed)

[Sammich]

Screaming can only get ya so far...Actions...actions get u thrown in jail...(btw-I know it is stupid, but I really cant control my anger when I am pissed)

*scratches chin* hrmmm

[Sammich]

"learn to drive"
"fuckin soccer MOMS"
"move that piece of shit"
Last but not least
"Why wont that pink prelude move out of the way"

:lmfao::lmfao:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

*scratches chin* hrmmm
Yeah anger blinds me..Like no joke...I have been known to get into fights and not remember them just cuz I am so caught up in my anger...Then I feel horrible after...:dunno:

But yeah-

"U see this cup? It's about to be in ur windshield!!"

"Oooo...Ur finger really scares me! ~fake shiver~"

"Not fast enough? Bitch I am doing 90...Go around!!!"

[ToyoChick05]

Bitch, you got in front of me to go slow WTF

*rolls up window* No i dont want to talk to you

HELLO The freaking speed limit is 45mph!!

ok I gotta pee get out of my way (cause I dont pee in public bathrooms)

Hey get your finger outta my... hahaha

ah fuck traffic

[Sammich]

Yeah anger blinds me..Like no joke...I have been known to get into fights and not remember them just cuz I am so caught up in my anger...Then I feel horrible after...:dunno:

But yeah-

"U see this cup? It's about to be in ur windshield!!"

"Oooo...Ur finger really scares me! ~fake shiver~"

"Not fast enough? Bitch I am doing 90...Go around!!!"

+1 i e-brake pple all the time who try this same BS

[Sammich]

Bitch, you got in front of me to go slow WTF

*rolls up window* No i dont want to talk to you

HELLO The freaking speed limit is 45mph!!

ok I gotta pee get out of my way (cause I dont pee in public bathrooms)

Hey get your finger outta my... hahaha

ah fuck traffic

sorry about that i didnt know it caused disruption

[Sammich]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SLOWLYbtngU again.

i dnt even remember the last time i gave u reps..o well

[{X}Echo419]

ya know those people that tap their breaks like every 5 secs? when I get stuck behind someone like that I think,
"Is that Micheal flatley in front of me?" (the riverdance guy)

[Sammich]

only fags and females watch river dancing LIRL

[SLOWLYbtngU]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SLOWLYbtngU again.

i dnt even remember the last time i gave u reps..o well
who deserves more rep? 09-15-2006 12:07 PM phatboislim love me some puerto ricans lol

[Sport1.3]

"oh fuck its smoking again!"

"whats that ticking noise"

"did i check the oil yet today?"

"god it smells like burning!!"

"omg my dashboard is on FIRE!!!"

"no you Piece of shit i wont race you" (-Honda Element driver)

[Sammich]

who deserves more rep? 09-15-2006 12:07 PM phatboislim love me some puerto ricans lol

almost a month..whats w/ that..i still love me some puerto ricans

[ToyoChick05]

i still love me some puerto ricans

me too :D

[Sammich]

me too :D

what u know about dat..stick w/ ur own kind..azns:lmfao:

[ToyoChick05]

what u know about dat..stick w/ ur own kind..azns:lmfao:

Hey hey now be nice!! My boyfriend is Puerto Rican and he love him some azn me :D

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Hey hey now be nice!! My boyfriend is Puerto Rican and he love him some azn me :D
Lol..Yes, yes we do...lol

[BluesClues]

Oh yeah what about
"Who let their grand mom/grand dad drive today?"

[Sammich]

Hey hey now be nice!! My boyfriend is Puerto Rican and he love him some azn me :D

U KNOW WHAT ILL TELL HIM...
































...

[Sammich]

Lol..Yes, yes we do...lol

wheres my lil bit of love

[SLOWLYbtngU]

wheres my lil bit of love
Hahaha...Right...I can tell you to go that way-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> Did u find it yet? Nope ok...------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->Hmm doesnt look like there is any... X(end of the line) :taun:

[Sammich]

Hahaha...Right...I can tell you to go that way-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> Did u find it yet? Nope ok...------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->Hmm doesnt look like there is any... X(end of the line) :taun:

:lmfao: :lmfao: fugg u, u tig bitty white teeth smilin bastad LOL

[~The_Duke~]

"Fuck you!!"

"MOVE BITCH!"

"haha honda."

"oops wrong gear"

"fuck, COP!!"

Something Slowrolla said saturday night "Dude dominic just hit the brakes...OH SHIT SLOW DOWN!!!"

[SLOWLYbtngU]

:lmfao: :lmfao: fugg u, u tig bitty white teeth smilin bastad LOL
Lol...I have little boobies..lol...I dont even have cleavage!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[JennB]

"get out of my fucking way and die"

"move! you stupid inbred fuckwit"

"stupid cunt bitch goddammit I'll kill you"

[Sammich]

Lol...I have little boobies..lol...I dont even have cleavage!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

take off ur top and lemme be the judge:lmfao:

[Sammich]

"get out of my fucking way and die"

"move! you stupid inbred fuckwit"

"stupid cunt bitch goddammit I'll kill you"

that almost sounds like yousef..except it didnt have whitey at the end

[~The_Duke~]

"get out of my fucking way and die"

"move! you stupid inbred fuckwit"

"stupid cunt bitch goddammit I'll kill you"

Oh I forgot one that was uttered many time while following mike

"hahahahhaha I cant stop laughing...that exhaust..hahahahahahahah

[JennB]

Be nice, or she (the car) will set you on fire. :D:tongue1:

[MongolPup]

"Oh fuck no"
"Stop riding my clutch"

[SLOWLYbtngU]

"God damn, Motha FUKA!!!"

"GRRrrrrrrr..."

"Green means go BITCH!"

"Look at this mothafucka...(yep like Dane Cook)"

[Mike Lowrey]

"Veeeeee ATTTTAAAAAACK!!"

"Motherbiches!"

"Fuckin' Ricers!"

"Nice F&F Wing Dumbass!"

[brads94accord]

"turn damnit! your car is not going to flip over if you take the turn faster than 5mph"

[SLOWLYbtngU]

"turn damnit! your car is not going to flip over if you take the turn faster than 5mph"
Oh God hell yeah!!! I hate that shit!

[Sport1.3]

"come on baby make it home"

"mother fucker im pushing it!!...stop fuckin honking!!"

"white smoke is coolant, blue smoke is oil...what the fuck is red smoke!??"

"ouch" (every bump i go over)

[Ran]

"mother fucker im pushing it!!...stop fuckin honking!!"

"white smoke is coolant, blue smoke is oil...what the fuck is red smoke!??" :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[AlliRae]

"do those euros make you go faster?"

"wanna go bitch"

"get the fuck out of the way"

"i hate dirty old truck drivers"

[SLOWLYbtngU]

"white smoke is coolant, blue smoke is oil...what the fuck is red smoke!??"


LMAO!!! :lmao:

[Master Shake]

"fuckin old people"

"dumbass"

"check out my new brakes[slams on brakes]"

"aw shit, i'm going to be late again"

"stupid fucks, learn to drive"

"lights green you fuckin cunt"

"damn....you fine"

[Sport1.3]

LMAO!!! :lmao:

thats not funny...that shit is scary!....ok maybe alittle funny

[SLOWLYbtngU]

thats not funny...that shit is scary!....ok maybe alittle funny
It is...it is!! sorry..lol

[Sport1.3]

its only funny because its really happened to me lol

[Sammich]

its only funny because its really happened to me lol

its a glimpse of seeing your hot red xhost pipe flyin behind u:goodjob:

[Sport1.3]

or an engine fire from a broken return line lol

[The Yousef]

or an engine fire from a broken return line lol

remind me never to ride in your car....ever


:lmao:

[Sammich]

or an engine fire from a broken return line lol

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sport1.3]

remind me never to ride in your car....ever


:lmao:

lol was a different car yousef ...but still the 2 needs some work too. but im sortin that out here soon enough
:crazy:

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n46/skeosh/waterpipes2ti4.jpg

[AB3dj]

"drive you fucking idiot"

[hemi]

"don't you see this big-ass truck behind you? Move Bitch"
"No ass those aren't my bright lights, your car is just short"
"That's gonna be my next car"
"It's 3'o'clock, this can't be rush hour already"
"Does everybody live in Gwinnett"

[AB3dj]

"Does everybody live in Gwinnett"

haha

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

"damn I gotta piss"

[hemi]

Okay, the gauge says I'm out, and the dummy light is on. But it's only been on for a couple of miles, I can make it to the next exit, gas will prolly be cheaper...

[~The_Duke~]

"oh, I am sorry you dont have another" *puts it in 6th*

[The Yousef]

got a couple new ones:

"well this is going to hurt"

"that didn't work out well"

"oh sweet merciful crap"

[bigdare23]

These are some of the things I say to myself

"Damn, I need a bitch like that! Fine and driving a BMW."

"Just one more exit"

"I gotta make this drive one more time"

[Flip]

[My reaction to the jackass kid going in reverse down hawkins store road the other day towards me]

WTF do you think you are doing?!

LOL! I was on hawkins store today and saw someone backing up on canton!! HAHA

[Hulud]

its prolly been said but im not reading through 5 pages

"Fucking women drivers"

[ShooterMcGavin]

"fuckin hell"
"move bitch"
"stupid cunt"
"dumb bitch"
"motherfucker"
"goddammit"
"hope you find a tree to wrap yourself around"

[Slowboy]

IM NOT STOPPIN YOU BETTER FUCKING TURN GREEN.
~braces for impact.~ "light turns green" YEEAAH Thats what i thought biatch.

[Sol-Badguy]

-Someone looking like they're about to pull out-

Don't you do it.
Don't you even think about it.
No, nuh uh, don't do it.
No!
Don't do it!
Don't DO IT.
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT!

HA! That's right!

Bitch didn't do it.

[Slowboy]

A cop cut me off the other day. i was like You mutha fucker, the fuck is your problem ~lays on horn~. Asshole.

[Ran]

Holy f*cking gravediggers Batman. WTF Yousefina?

[Sport1.3]

fuckin Paleontologists up in this bitch, diggin up dinosaur bones

[babygurl]

"move out of my way"

"fuck you"

"dumb bitch"

[Kevykev]

hAHA THIS THREAD IS FUNNY!

MINE IS: "Look at this cocksucker over here"

[Mike Lowrey]

"Don't even fuckin' try it"

"Aight, its on"

"Look at this fuckin' moron"

"Fuckin' civic drivers"


After getting away without a ticket.

"Wow, that was close"

[collins]

WTF, MATE?


fucking kangaroos.....

[On_Her_Face]

"watch this" is one of my favorites cause u never know whats coming up

[shawn ///M]

" damn she is hott "


those are a couple i use often

+1 :D

[Ran]

"Get off my @ss...get off my @ss...get off my @ss...DOWNSHIFT!"

[Leadfoot_mf]

"check out this fuckin ricer i bet he is on IA"

what the fuck u lookin at.

shake and bake

[BlkCD5]

*what the fuck is he/she doing*

*i hope that cop doesn't follow me*

*fucking A, don't overheat on me again*

*mmmm, look at that milf*

*Stop mean muggin me*

*why the fuck does this mustang GT want to race*

*tits or GTFO*

[.blank cd]

"i wish he would cut infront of me"

"i swear if he does...son of a BITCH"

"i should brake check his ass"

"...and if i did that shit id get pulled over for it"

[slowrolla97]

"id hit it"