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Brett
10-05-2006, 03:37 PM
>Female Comebacks!
>
>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>
>Man: Is this seat empty?
>Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
>
>Man: Your place or mine?
>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
>
>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>
>Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>Woman: Do not enter.
>
>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>Woman: Unfertilized
>
>Man: Your body is like a temple.
>Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
>
>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>Woman: But would you stay there?
>
>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
>
>Now you have to forward this to at least 3 of your girlfriends or bad luck
>will follow.
MongolPup
10-05-2006, 03:38 PM
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This was a huge thread in the girl's forum......Baby J even rebuked them all.
MongolPup
10-05-2006, 03:39 PM
That's it.....I'm calling in a ROFL strike.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b338/MongolPup/roflcopter.gif
The Golden Child
10-05-2006, 03:42 PM
brett with his half jokes again the world is coming to an end ..
Sammich
10-05-2006, 03:48 PM
somebody give brett an asshat, cuz he's making a complete ass out of him self..all these repost are unheard of..

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/yourgay.gif

now..



http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/Stop-Posting.gif

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/image.gif
Brett
10-05-2006, 03:58 PM
DAMN YOU ALL!!! I QUIT!!! IM NOT POSTING ANY MORE JOKES!!! :lmfao:
MongolPup
10-05-2006, 04:00 PM
DAMN YOU ALL!!! I QUIT!!! IM NOT POSTING ANY MORE JOKES!!! :lmfao:

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!
Brett
10-05-2006, 04:00 PM
I HATE YOU!!! :lmfao:
Sammich
10-05-2006, 04:02 PM
DAMN YOU ALL!!! I QUIT!!! IM NOT POSTING ANY MORE JOKES!!! :lmfao:

great now with that said..

http://weasel.faricy.net/funny/care.jpg
The Golden Child
10-05-2006, 05:17 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
LiL PaKi
10-05-2006, 05:23 PM
I believe there is a thread in the girls forum somewhere ...
babygurl
10-05-2006, 05:54 PM
DAMN YOU ALL!!! I QUIT!!! IM NOT POSTING ANY MORE JOKES!!! :lmfao:


you are the joke :)
HeLLo iM iZzY
10-05-2006, 10:54 PM
another repost? DAMN !